Isn't Dutch one of the most fucked up languages?
Seems like people who speak it have something stuck in theirs throats.
Dutch tongue
Are you kidding me, lataviaslavic Man ?
agreed, i really like holland (apart from football and video games) but the language is just ridicoulus.
Still better than Swiss Deutsch.
I feel like you must have a soare throat if you speak dutch to much
What's wrong with our language?
Do nott kid yourself, among European languages it is only behind Danish in terms of ugliness
This.
Also, Danish is quite ugly as well.
Not as ugly though
KANKER HOMOS
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Maybe not. But it's close.
We have equally retarded English accents though.
Dutch is retarded.
Flemish, that's where it's at.
Eh. I like it, but I'm obviously biased.
kankermongool
The "Felmish isn't Dutch" meme really needs to die.
is retro-ding a word in Dutch? I just saw it in a video.
its worse m8
That's because of their dialect, Flemish dutch doesn't sound like you have throat cancer.
Dutch sounds fucking awful 2bh not even memeing. Listening to this video give me pain
youtube.com
ashisamjajke and drank and drugs atilusiansnh
I have never listened to this song and I'm not going to
I think you mean Danish
That's because it's literally German stuck in its puberty. Low German is inferior to the more developed High German, which has aged like a fine wine.
The [χ] sound. Literally Arabic-tier.
I think of it as a funny version of german.
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I don't find it ugly. Korean is ugly. Arabic is ugly.
t. inmigrant
Holland is awesome, but their language is like someone took German, butchered it with a cleaver , hit it with a truck and then gave it to Helen Keller for revision
their fucking song
>die jaloezie dat ze het niet kunnen verstaan
>die illusie dat het Nederlands mooi en relevant is
Dutchbros, doesn't it fuck your throat up when you're always speaking like that? It literally sounds painful.
The only European languages without any retarded sounds are Estonian and Finnish and their dialects (don't know about Hungarian, maybe them too). Pure, vocally clean, without any unneccessary animal-like sounds.
>without any unnecessary animal-like sounds
Fucking finnish
Fuck off, it's cool.
you literally have it too
>хoдить
>Бoг
>Like father, but shorter
>father
The finnish version literally makes more sense.
It's pronounced as a voiceless French "r". French isn't painful, right? I guess it does stand out if you're not used to the sound tho
limburger pls
It's [x], not [χ].
that german retard
Growing up speaking Dutch makes every other language sound gay beyond belief
Hand over the vowels and no one gets hurt.
Fok off. Jou ma se poes.
I think Dutch is a bit weird but it sounds pleasant. It's easier for me than fucking Spanish or French.
Dis nie nederlands nie
Yeah Dutch is an uglyass language along with German
Because english has more in common with dutch than with Spanish.
If I were you I'd go for Spanish though
Don't post this shit, you Spanish piece of shit. I'm tired of it after they played this 24/7 for weeks on end on Studio Brussels.
DJ PAUL KUT
TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOW
ZO NE VUURBAL JONGUH
RECHT IP SCHIJNDEL KUT
Als ge ginne Brabander bent kunde net wa da betreft mee eruit scheie.
No thanks. I don't want to socialize with spics.
delet tis
>insulting dutch in its closest relative
Strange how some of them sound like Americans speaking in a different tongue.
delet this thread quit bullying the netherlands
Well, it varies for each accent of course.
What is going on in that clip?
A girl calls and she has a very strong accent from the city of Leiden. She's looking for a date so they hook her up with a guy named Ron.
She sounds like an American trying to speak Dutch
there are so many dutch dialects
>Luxembourg
The country that you can walk in less than one day.
Plus you don't even have your own language, how embarrasing is that?
All Germanic languages are pretty disgusting to be perfectly honest.
Danish and Dutch are only the worst from already pretty bad group
>implying
Still less disgusting than Brabantian
except for the X sound it sounds like americans speaking gibberish
dutch is literally disgusting
it has the horrible R sound along with arabic tier HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
reminder dutch is so ugly even Norwegians make fun of it
Dutch is the cutest language to have ever graced this world fampai :3
Er was eens een meisje, dat heette Barbara. Barbara had een groentenwinkel en verkocht rabarber. Daarom noemden alle mensen dat meisje: Rabarberbarbara. Later begon Barbara een cafe met een bar. Op het raam stond: Rabarberbarbarabar. Daar kwamen wilde mannen op bezoek, echte barbaren: de Rabarberbarbarabarbarbaren. O, wat hadden die mannen lange baarden! Die baarden noemden ze: Rabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbaarden. En de barbier die die lange baarden moest knippen was de: Rabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbaardenbarbier!
:^)
>arabic tier H
the h is silent
jesus christ, that language sounds like what my 3 yr old niece annabelle sounds like if she is choking on her pea baby food
yes they do senpai delete this post you have shamed our nation
We have a rolling R and an American R (at the end of words). And a silent H.
You mean the G.
t. Krk vlk prst vrt grp
It's 10 times better than valleyspeak though.
That shit makes me want to cut off my own ears.
No :^)
That's quite silly and I ain't even dutch
Meme English.
Take out the gh sounds every other second and its literally just English with a funny accent.
Shut the fuck up Burgerland, your country has too many things to explain itself for so don't you dare to talk crap about others.
Use your fucking freedom to check pic related. Asshole.
He starts out with a great Flemish pronunciation. Could've fooled me.
Is this the new anti-dutch meme?
It's pretty lame.