Dutch tongue

Isn't Dutch one of the most fucked up languages?
Seems like people who speak it have something stuck in theirs throats.

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Are you kidding me, lataviaslavic Man ?

agreed, i really like holland (apart from football and video games) but the language is just ridicoulus.

Still better than Swiss Deutsch.

I feel like you must have a soare throat if you speak dutch to much

What's wrong with our language?

youtube.com/watch?v=sgiDZvYZyMQ

Do nott kid yourself, among European languages it is only behind Danish in terms of ugliness

This.

Also, Danish is quite ugly as well.

Not as ugly though

KANKER HOMOS
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H
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Maybe not. But it's close.

We have equally retarded English accents though.

Dutch is retarded.
Flemish, that's where it's at.

Eh. I like it, but I'm obviously biased.

kankermongool

The "Felmish isn't Dutch" meme really needs to die.

is retro-ding a word in Dutch? I just saw it in a video.

its worse m8

That's because of their dialect, Flemish dutch doesn't sound like you have throat cancer.

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Dutch sounds fucking awful 2bh not even memeing. Listening to this video give me pain

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ashisamjajke and drank and drugs atilusiansnh

I have never listened to this song and I'm not going to

I think you mean Danish

That's because it's literally German stuck in its puberty. Low German is inferior to the more developed High German, which has aged like a fine wine.

The [χ] sound. Literally Arabic-tier.

I think of it as a funny version of german.

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I don't find it ugly. Korean is ugly. Arabic is ugly.

t. inmigrant

Holland is awesome, but their language is like someone took German, butchered it with a cleaver , hit it with a truck and then gave it to Helen Keller for revision

their fucking song

youtube.com/watch?v=HKF4hobJl2A

>die jaloezie dat ze het niet kunnen verstaan

>die illusie dat het Nederlands mooi en relevant is

Dutchbros, doesn't it fuck your throat up when you're always speaking like that? It literally sounds painful.
The only European languages without any retarded sounds are Estonian and Finnish and their dialects (don't know about Hungarian, maybe them too). Pure, vocally clean, without any unneccessary animal-like sounds.

>without any unnecessary animal-like sounds

Fucking finnish

Fuck off, it's cool.

you literally have it too
>хoдить
>Бoг

>Like father, but shorter
>father
The finnish version literally makes more sense.

It's pronounced as a voiceless French "r". French isn't painful, right? I guess it does stand out if you're not used to the sound tho

limburger pls

It's [x], not [χ].

that german retard

Growing up speaking Dutch makes every other language sound gay beyond belief

Hand over the vowels and no one gets hurt.

Fok off. Jou ma se poes.

I think Dutch is a bit weird but it sounds pleasant. It's easier for me than fucking Spanish or French.

Dis nie nederlands nie

Yeah Dutch is an uglyass language along with German

Because english has more in common with dutch than with Spanish.
If I were you I'd go for Spanish though

Don't post this shit, you Spanish piece of shit. I'm tired of it after they played this 24/7 for weeks on end on Studio Brussels.

DJ PAUL KUT
TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOW

ZO NE VUURBAL JONGUH
RECHT IP SCHIJNDEL KUT

Als ge ginne Brabander bent kunde net wa da betreft mee eruit scheie.

No thanks. I don't want to socialize with spics.

delet tis

>insulting dutch in its closest relative

Strange how some of them sound like Americans speaking in a different tongue.

delet this thread quit bullying the netherlands

Well, it varies for each accent of course.

youtube.com/watch?v=jjdOm0VJXyk

What is going on in that clip?

A girl calls and she has a very strong accent from the city of Leiden. She's looking for a date so they hook her up with a guy named Ron.

She sounds like an American trying to speak Dutch

there are so many dutch dialects

>Luxembourg
The country that you can walk in less than one day.

Plus you don't even have your own language, how embarrasing is that?

All Germanic languages are pretty disgusting to be perfectly honest.

Danish and Dutch are only the worst from already pretty bad group

>implying

Still less disgusting than Brabantian

except for the X sound it sounds like americans speaking gibberish

dutch is literally disgusting

it has the horrible R sound along with arabic tier HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

reminder dutch is so ugly even Norwegians make fun of it

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Dutch is the cutest language to have ever graced this world fampai :3

Er was eens een meisje, dat heette Barbara. Barbara had een groentenwinkel en verkocht rabarber. Daarom noemden alle mensen dat meisje: Rabarberbarbara. Later begon Barbara een cafe met een bar. Op het raam stond: Rabarberbarbarabar. Daar kwamen wilde mannen op bezoek, echte barbaren: de Rabarberbarbarabarbarbaren. O, wat hadden die mannen lange baarden! Die baarden noemden ze: Rabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbaarden. En de barbier die die lange baarden moest knippen was de: Rabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbaardenbarbier!


:^)

>arabic tier H
the h is silent

jesus christ, that language sounds like what my 3 yr old niece annabelle sounds like if she is choking on her pea baby food

yes they do senpai delete this post you have shamed our nation

We have a rolling R and an American R (at the end of words). And a silent H.

You mean the G.

t. Krk vlk prst vrt grp

It's 10 times better than valleyspeak though.

That shit makes me want to cut off my own ears.

No :^)

That's quite silly and I ain't even dutch

Meme English.
Take out the gh sounds every other second and its literally just English with a funny accent.

Shut the fuck up Burgerland, your country has too many things to explain itself for so don't you dare to talk crap about others.
Use your fucking freedom to check pic related. Asshole.

He starts out with a great Flemish pronunciation. Could've fooled me.

Is this the new anti-dutch meme?
It's pretty lame.