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27°C edition

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crayon pop

hate this 2bh

leelee

yanks out

Mugi

im in

*nudges my mate*
oi darren, check this out
*open the hatch to my runt enclosure*
*offer my hand to the weakest runt*
DOWN LOW
*he reaches for it with a glimmer of hope in his eyes*
TOO SLOW
*pull down my trousers*
*squat over the hatch*
*unload a smelly poo onto his noggin*
h-have a nice dinner!
PFWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
*closes the hatch*

POP POP
CRAYON POP

>team snapchat sent out a happy mother's day thing
>sister sent me a snapchat using a mother's day filter

fuck me got scared then, took a moment to realise I'm not a fucking yank

might have a wank

>they've also been the brave ones to stand up against American 'imperialism' when everyone else in Europe has just taken it in the arse willingly.
that's only because of its communist legacy

if the russian empire continued then it would be a no different situation to germany, etc.

RULE
BRITANNIA

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

katie

give it a toss m8

*opens door*
*sound of a hundred screaming runts and a large bubbling cauldron pierces the night air*
*closes door*
*sound ceases immediately*
making runt stew

7°C here

hopkins

Wish I could find the motivation to do something, anything.

IU

do you make these on the go? they're really creative

I've always assumed you copy them from somewhere

Perfect

want to be "in" me? :3

Lads what's the name for the reaction face in the bottom left again?

benders out

where the fuck do you live? mount buller?

>More Muslims join ISIS than the UK military
>Even the ones that do join the UK military eventually defect to ISIS

Ah yes very impressive

>that's only because of its communist legacy
nah, the foreign policy in Europe of the Soviet Union post-WW2 was effectively a continuation of imperial Russia.

depends on how much you look like a girl

How do I get a human female to converse with me?

*walks into /brit/ arrogantly*
out of the way runts, talk of the town coming through
*trips on a rock and stumbles over*
wwhaoauaag

literally abos outside my window

could lodge something in their brains rn

join ISIS like your fellow countrymen

Need to get out of bed lads

Planning on taking modafinil today too, gonna be sweating my cunt off

*watches as all of you runts scurry from the old thread to the new one, like rats fleeing a sinking ship, the squeals almost deafening*

Pathetic....

The great south west of WA cunt

someone post the webm of those lads going crazy while walking through a hotel hallway

...

not at all

xbox 360 kid i think

that was the smug xbox kid

on par with Canadians

the best thing about feeling superior to aussie posters isnt feeling superior
it's telling everyone in /brit/ how i feel

>the most undeveloped part of the country
ahh yes

you're (im) in

...

aw ye, cheers.

lel

wait what
wasn't expecting this

who is in who here?

Anyone else here think the UK should become a federation of states?

fucking americans how did they even get to be this way

Me on the left
Me on the right

We aren't overrun by tourists, and we have sizable land to ourselves

You're American though

it can fluctuate if that is what you require

not sure who's the shittest state

FOY

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nice ego boost 2bh

i have no idea what to do with my life and im starting to get too old to say that.

>having a waifu over 30
You're some serious cuck.

No i'm not

>mfw /brit/ is as multicultural as Britain itself

>making mercia that small

f o

>england gets cut up
>scotland stays perfect

is this paedophillic?

she's asian, 120 cm is tall for them

fuck off nazi

but seriously tho the holocaust never happened

i haven't seen any muslims

having my 7th wank of the weekend

welcome to the club

we sell rope and infinite time to think about it

i could go to asia anytime and fucking SLAY women's pussy.

having my 3rd wank of the decade

off to colonise siberia wish me luck

sister's doing a tantrum again lads

Yeah, thanks.

I do save some of the good runtposts but I've only ever reposted them once or twice.

make sure you are cooking young runts
they have less connective tissue so it make the meat come off the bone easier

:)

My mum was born in Leeds to a family from Pakistan and my dad was born in Manchester to an Iranian family.

I was born in Sheffield, grew up there, educated there and now live and work in Newcastle for a civil engineering company.

Tell me my I should leave England/Britain and where I should go.

>Britain colonizes multiple continents
>whites exterminate natives, colonies later get assfucked by European wops and catholics
>Britain itself gets fucked by non-white colonies

>Germany colonizes no one
>still manages to import hundreds of thousands of Turks, Syrians, and other non-whites it has nothing to do with

Don't know which is more pathetic tbb (to be blunt)

>190cm
lol based average height bro

post sister

Rasheed

>Leader opposition party in Venezuela assassinated

Hmm, very impressive

Steady on

me on the right

Fuck off paki

Nope, as she's not a child. It's seriously fucking hot.

You should go off this mortal coil (by which i mean you should kill yourself)

you are a subhuman, genetic garbage, and we don't want you to exist

Is runt stew halal?

ok

Pakistan

you should stay here
in the ground where runts like you belong ahahhahahahhaa

Need a bestie gf

Mustafa my son

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>190cm is average

but it's not.

well cmon then lad!

crematorium

cashsy....

>isolated island vs central European state

>US genocides most of the natives
>Doesn't take part in colonialism outside of its borders
>Get's invaded by hordes of natives mixed with other colonisers
>60% white

we all know the loser here

Yanks

haha wut

Fuck, we aren't as scummy as most of you all like to think