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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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She has a funny looking face.
yes she does, but i find it somewhat charming
改めてぼやきます
今日以内に90ページを訳しなかったら、〆切れが越える
私を殺してください
AYY
Why do you hate cute girls? What did they ever do to you?
Why won't you make a thread with cute girls in it?
OTSU
for
Fetal alcohlel syndrome
Is that a Japanese alien?
あれは日本宇宙人ですか?
(is that correct?)
この子は体も病んでいるが、心はもっとやられている
well you complain about giraffe-chan
also so what if she looks like an alien i know plenty of aliens id love to fug like ahsoka tano, darth talon, aayla secura
>Japanese alien
wut
どんな物を訳していますか?
うーん、同人が世界に広まるのは嫌だなぁ。
今度の作品がロリ系です
はいそうです
>日本宇宙人
日本の宇宙人, 日本に住んでる宇宙人
Kind of Nakamura Yuhei
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顔でかい
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日本人は頭がでかいんです。
昨晩、犬は死んだ
この子はお前の最初の患者だ
ちゃんと治してみろ
T_T
I want to give that butt a good slap so badly.
Sorry to hear that.
How old did it get?
>flag
Every time.
So?
うちの犬も年だからそろそろ怖い(涙)
>youtube.com
this is the music that plays when I see a jap irl
悲しいを感じます。
Very old. Probably about 13 or 14 or so.
来週に抗鬱を始めます
ちょっと怖いけど
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What do you mean in Japanese when you say someone is 赤?
人なら:
青=あまい、子供らしい
白=純粋
赤=???
赤=経血
薬はいけません。幸せを見つけなたら,それは止まらない。
This is too complicated to say in Japanese so I'll switch to English, but please refrain from making dangerous comments like that one.
Diagnosed chemical depression can only be cured with meds, comments like yours drive thousands of people to suicide every year because they believe their illness is their own fault and that they're foolish for wanting a cure.
共産主義者
Actually, when reading your post I wondered: Why do you call a baby 赤ちゃん in Japanese? What's the connection to red?
赤にそのような特別な意味はないだろ
というかエロ同人誌をイタリア語に翻訳して儲かるのか?
Because their skin color is red like.
What is the source of your hatred for Japanese?
It could be someone's face is red. That means he/she is drunk, blushing, or perhaps getting angry.
The kanji can also be used for any color containing red (at least archaically), and babies are pink.
>というかエロ同人誌をイタリア語に翻訳して儲かるのか
儲からない
英語に訳すけど
それが儲かる
Maybe when they first come out, but it doesn't stay that way.
福島リラさんが全然美しくない。
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Well, 赤ちゃん pretty much refers to newborns and people in their first year of life, so it fits.
For the first month, babies look like they have a body-wide contusion all over their skin.
r8 my photoshop :)
5/10
10/10
チンコ弄って現実逃避さあ
all you did was change text 2/10
>photoshop
More like Paint.
I would rather kill myself if my only options in life were sadness or drugs. Also, you're on Sup Forums, don't expect to treated like a special snowflake.
You could have said 3 hours by Paint.
ebin/10
You seem to be under the very common misconception that antidepressants are some magical feel-happy pills that make you euphoric.
Antidepressants just allow a person suffering from depression to feel the proper response to events in life.
They don't make you happy, they just allow you to feel happy when something happy happens, something a person suffering from depression normally can't do.
Depression's main symptom isn't sadness, it's apathy. You feel empty a lot more than you actually feel sadness. Excessive sadness is, on the contrary, usually a sign that what you suffer from isn't actually depression.
quite offensive for the weeaboo community, NG/10
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電動ガートって何?
Drugs are a crutch. You must find happiness elsewhere.
分からん
modorized gart :DDDDDD
俺も十年前に大切にしていた猫が死んだから悲しい気持ちはわかるよ
Why is it not 電動カート instead?
They're speaking with Finnish accent
It's spurdo-speak, I guess. I didn't make the picture.
I’m jealous of your depression because you will not have to feel sadness when you experience something shit
枯れ木に水を、キモオタに愛を
You honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
I have a perfectly good life already, I can't feel any happiness for it because of a chemical imbalance.
Clinical depression means you can't find happiness elsewhere, because you could win a Nobel, the lottery, find your soulmate and become President all at once, and still feel nothing from it because your brain is broken.
It's not that good. After a while you start purposefully damaging yourself so that you can at least feel something, even if it's sadness.
Otherwise your days are devoid of any emotion whatsoever.
Here's a proper version.
外人さんもこういった造形の顔の女の子を可愛いって思うのかな?
yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had to wake up and realize I was a jap living in japan every single day
Be my sex slave
superb
ok
Not until you start HRT.
>Otherwise your days are devoid of any emotion whatsoever.
unfortunately, we can live easier than with any emotion in Japan
I agree with you for the first time
Do you have what it takes to DOMINATE?
リア充になりたくはない
俺はリア充を超える
its funny how all the women around the world including your crush drop blood monthly from their vaginas
ありがとう、先輩たち
have you ever drunk the blood?
that is very delicious especially putting on rice
7/10qt
仙人にでもなるの?
So me and my boyfriend were just sitting and watching some comedy show
and I thought this would be the perfect time to take off the polish on my nails.
Keep in mind I wasn't wearing pants, and the chair reclines pretty far back.
I accidentally poured a little too much nail polish remover onto the paper towel,
and it all hit me right on the panties, soaking very painfully into my vagina.
Next thing I know I'm screaming bloody murder and taking my panties off while running in circles.
My boyfriend then panics and starts throwing cold water on my vagina like he's putting out a fire.
Lesson learned: alcohol is dangerous in all of its forms.
I don't come here very often, maybe I should keep it that way.
So me and my boyfriend were just sitting and watching some comedy show
and I thought this would be the perfect time to take off the polish on my nails.
Keep in mind I wasn't wearing pants, and the chair reclines pretty far back.
I accidentally poured a little too much nail polish remover onto the paper towel,
and it all hit me right on the panties, soaking very painfully into my vagina.
Next thing I know I'm screaming bloody murder and taking my panties off while running in circles.
My boyfriend then panics and starts throwing cold water on my vagina like he's putting out a fire.
Lesson learned: alcohol is dangerous in all of its forms.
reddit/10
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So me and my waifu were just sitting and watching some anime show
and I thought this would be the perfect time to take off the polish on my body pillow.
Keep in mind I wasn't wearing pants, and the chair reclines pretty far back.
I accidentally poured a little too much sperm onto the paper towel,
and it all hit me right on the body pillow, soaking very painfully into my waifu.
Next thing I know I'm screaming bloody murder and fucking my bodypillow while running in circles.
My waifu then panics and starts singing in KPOP like she's putting out a fire.
Lesson learned: Sperm is dangerous in all of its forms.
The lens on her phone seems to be a bit greasy, her face is all blurry
>alcohol
it's my civilian duty to clarify: acetone causes severe itching and burning in sensitive skin areas, but it isn't quite a rapid and overwhelming as this story. on occasion blisters might form but it's unlikely from minor exposure from your diluted drugstore polish remover.
tl;dr: girl is stupid and should have called for medical assistance immediately if she was in pain but probably made this whole thing up.
are you white?
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