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bit hot out edition

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crayon pop

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maisie

Cara

i want to look at dildos

there he is :)))

Kyary

kpop desu lads

lads

>happy mother's day!

she died 15 years ago

leelee

going down the shop lads

uhm where've you been all day?

>the BAFTAs

pineal gland totally encrusted

Fuck off yankee doodle.

Mother's Day was back in March

Kyary

here i am

was away for the entire weekend

Still too hot.

heres a thread for all the kpop lads

That was in march yank twat fuck off

>bit hot
What kind of normalfag are you? I could barely last outside for 15 minutes

Well good evening!

Bit hot out; British weather.

Sun is down though, hopefully it'll cool down a bit.

At my computer shitposting now, 7th time this week.

>black pigeon speaks

really scraping the bottom of the barrel there lad

A socialist ginger alcoholic Scottish SNP lawyer professor and Mel Gibson enthusiast was teaching a class on Alex Salmond, known Scot

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Salmond and accept that he is the greatest politician the world has ever known, even greater than Winston Churchill!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Tory Unionist who had served 1500 years in Westminster and understood the necessity of the United Kingdom and fully supported all decision made by the British Parliament stood up and held up an orange sash.
”How was the United Kingdom formed, Jock?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite drunkenly and smugly replied “through the oppression of the free-born men of Scotland, you stupid Sassenach”
”Wrong. It’s been 300 years since the Act of Union. If it was formed through the conquest of Scotland, as you say, and we are a democracy … then Scotland should be independent by now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Complete Works of Robert Burns. He stormed out of the room crying those Scottish crocodile tears. The same tears Scots cry for “gàidhlig” (which today is spoken by so little people that the language is virtually dead) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth to pay for pointless additional lettering on road signs. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Jock McAngus, wished he had been born English and become more than a sophist nationalist intellectual. He wished so much that he had could find solace in the community of British nations, but he himself had argued against it!

Cont.

>kfapping

no thank you

we missed u x

Does anyone have any more autism stories to tell?

Is This It For The English Race?

>Mehmet and Canadian woman doing "LOL WHITE GUYS AND DIVERSITY" jokes

Not really surprised. It's not like they've got any other material.

I know, what kind of girl could resist charisma like that? It's amazing how I've never had a gf with pick up lines such as "let's look at dildos"

She looked like a tumblr type, I thought she'd appreciate how open minded I was about sex. Guess not.

alri kev

Kpop spamming twat

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

The students applauded and all voted No in the independence referendum that day and accepted David Cameron as their duly elected leader. A lion named “Britannia” bounded into the room and perched atop the Union Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Rule Britannia was sung several times, and the Queen herself showed up and abolished the Scottish Parliament.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the heart failure from too many fried Mars bars and Alex Salmond was executed for treason.
God Save the Queen

no we fucking didn't

report and move on

Kpop spamming twat

>clip each others toenails
explain yourselves brits

Still warm out at this hour.

Ought to be out eating pistachios on the patio

just have to keep going and not think about it all the time

missed you too booboo

playing runescape right now lad

playing being botting

haha

>he doesnt have east asian yellow fever

let me get some food first

btw thailad keeps shitting up my japan threads

Is this another code?

Sent a picture of my willy to a lad earlier on. Biggest adrenaline rush I've felt in a while.

>report and move on

I'd possibly go for it

Leftist.

Want to lend me an Ely lad?

unironically havent been outside all day

The """""housing ladder""""" is a ponzi scheme, yet building your own home still costs a bomb.
How do we fix this?

I have thousands upon thousands but I'm saving them for my screenplay, suicide note or spree killing manifesto.

do the new quest it gives you an ely for free

Give me a topic

Did a cry when Bocelli sang at the King Power yesterday

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Is it ok to make a game about WW1?

WW1 had no clear bad guys and was just a meatgrinder.

Already finished MM2, still fuming at the docks and the caverns are terrible.

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>extremely hungry
>can feel the pains in my belly
>no food seems appealing to me right now
Spent the whole day in bed depressed lads

Of course not

It's 2016, we can't have games about historical events anymore

Hopefully a screenplay lad

Worst you can think of

What's your fragrance of choice, lads?

Eau Sauvage original for me

My work shoes literally smell like death. How do I kill the smell. Can't wash them

>depression

the biggest meme scheme going

>heterosexist

what's that

>heterosexist

what?

A girl once told me she loved me and I turned on my heel and ran away from her, never to talk to her again.

>Britain's "You Need More White Guilt" wins bafta over The Hunt

Cunts.

I'm trying to look into my memory but I need a starting point

Mowed the grass earlier. Scorchio it was.

Yeah mate it's ruby on rails

what does posh mean?

World War One and two should be classed as the same war desu. WW2 was a direct result of WW1.

Might apply for an apprenticeship at McDonalds.

What's "Britain's You Need more white Guilt"?

b0aty said it was a gr8 quest m8, but he's just shilling for them nowadays.

anywho, is it worth me getting the hunter levels for it? i have all the other reqs but what is the point of hunter in that game idek. is there any money maker after that quest?

Homo/bi/trans phobic I guess

Workplace

HAVE YOU SEEN SPAIN'S WEATHER LAD HAHAHAH FUCKING BANTERED THE FUCK OUT

port out starboard home

>portlmao

i fucking hate first and second years lads, i used to wonder why all the masters and phd students were such cunts but i've realised that now i'm the same, it's because they're always making noise when i'm trying to do work. i've got my dissertation due thursday and there's faggot second years listening to nigger music in the house next door.

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strawberry switchblade lads

Lel, if you liked her back you may literally be on the spectrum.

>WW1 had no clear bad guys
hahahahaa
so the people that invaded neutral countries and spent years agitating for war weren't the bad guys?

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>raintugal

wtf are the colours on my new phone fucked or do I have a fucking Italian flag

>dissertation due thursday
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

sjw genocide when

>i've got my dissertation due thursday and there's faggot second years listening to nigger music in the house next door
who cares you pathetic poofter
Just crack on til it's done and then go out and get absolutely fucked.

it is but a shame that we did not confine the german gene to the annals of history my anglo friend

Britain's Forgotten Slave Owners.

Might cop some open back headphones despite already owning a decent closed-back pair haha.

Is a fucking good deal ngl

A girl once asked me to go skinny dipping with her and I looked her up and down and said "more like fat dipping". She slapped me and never talked to me again. She wasn't even fat.

There was a huge amount of money to be made shortly after the quest with the new monsters which are basically TDs from RS2. I think Heavy Frames are still like 30ish million each.

But as for getting the hunter level it's only 60 and will take about 7 hours total from 1.

sorry m8 but if you're a third year then you're still in the same boat as the first and seconds, and you're dissertation will just be shredder fodder anyway :\\\

not feeling it tonight laddies. might do a sleep instead of shitposting

it's not that bad lad, i've written it and am just reading through it

i care, it's humid and making me grouchy

What ones

i hate you all

apart from that one lad here

you know who you are x

Don't know if I'm depressed, I mostly just feel empty like I have a void to fill. I only feel suicidal sometimes, maybe once or twice a week.