/csg/ Chink Shit General >>Before OP comes Chink Shit Edition<<

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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Reposting since new thread.

Sorry if this is degenerate but I think it belongs in /csg/. Is it only me or did almost all sex toy and lingerie on AliExpress disappear?

I used to buy panties (just regular nothing super sexy) but now all the listings seem to be gone. I can't find any news on it anywhere though.

I've never searched for any of that shit before so I don't know if anything's changed, but searching for panties and sex toys definitely gives me what I'd expect.

Do chink ssd exist? Any cheap shitty 128GB SSD that I can use on a 2009 macbook to install some linux for lulz?

Redmeme BTFO.

360 N5 is Official: 6GB RAM, Snapdragon 653, Interesting Features & Low Price

>5.5 1080p
>Snapdragon 653
>6GB RAM
>SD slot
>13MP f/2.0 aperture camera with PDAF and a fast focus
> fingerprint scanner
> 3.5mm audio jack
> 4000mAh battery
>Quick Charge 3.0
>¥1399 (~$203)

gizmochina.com/2017/02/22/360-n5-official-6gb-ram-snapdragon-653-interesting-features-low-price/

Xiaomi BTFO
Zuk BTFO.

Kingdian S280 was the go-to chink ssd and tested by plenty of anons myself included.

Dunno if the price is the same now but i remember it was a good meme.

Adata
Netac
Eaget
Goldenfir
Kingdian

Got these in the mail today. Seem pretty nice so far. I'd actually legit use them as my main pair if I didn't already have my comfy as fuck AD700. I'm no audiophile though, I can't really tell much of a difference besides the comfort factor.

Some good shit for $20 (+$6 for the bluetooth dongle), I'm pleasantly surprised.

No it is still there

K I N G D I A N

I have 20$ USD to spend on Ebay, what's the best XLR Microphone I can get?

What do you think about my new work tool?

I think you'd be better off fishing for (you)s on Sup Forums, Tyrone.

You stab whiteys for a living?

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27€/60GB

Good meme or bad meme?

lrn2prune fag.

Is there any way to know the processing time before you send your money? I got chinked because I did not know how long the processing time was. If I knew it was that long I would've looked for another one that was a bit more expensive.

ok master

Some search results seem to work. This particular one gives an interesting message. I live in Sweden so this is not local laws on my side.

I usually don't need to go that far

Also, the shipment to Sweden only took 2 weeks

Fix your links delete everything after html

No. And the price doesn't correlate with the time at all.

Just received these Xiaomi gloves.
Ordered at the end of November, so the package took almost three months to show up. I got a refund in the beginning of February, never expecting it to actually arrive.

I have small hands for a dude, and these feel quite tight but comfy. Work well with a touchscreen, even with my Mi Band 2, even though my previous touchscreen gloves did not.

As for cold protection, I wouldn't wear them in temperatures lower than -20°C. They're of medium thickness, so they're best suited for -5-15°C temperature range, otherwise you'll either be too hot or too cold.

I probably wouldn't pay the full 14$ price for them (and I'm glad I didn't have to at all :^) ), but if they're ever on sale for less than 10$, I'd recommend them.

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Revealing clothing is haram

In Alli it's around a week normally, and you can ask the seller directly before you place your order when will they ship it, or to ship it faster.
On GB you are fucked it's pure luck.

>a week
Really? Most of my orders get sent out within 24 hours. I usually get my items 10-15 days after ordering.

Fuck off Ahmed.

>Also, the shipment to Sweden only took 2 weeks

This is some nice shitposting.

Yes, but they have a week, to send your shit before automatic refund kicks in.

is the pen worth the money?

well check your local shops for price comparisons, its an OK ssd, I got kingstone for the same money.

Any good scren protector for Redmi 4 Prime?

Chink watch strap arrived. Feels quite nice and pretty high quality for £1.

Good cables similar to this?

Sometimes I forgot to charge them and I need to plug my tablet/vita to play and regular ones bend like fuck

also decent cables in general?

My fuckign tablet need like 9 hours to charge, I'm using the kindle cable since its long as fuck

That lovable oaf Awful Reviews is back again with another chink shit review!
youtu.be/zxu2Aw-6W5I

Don't really know who it is who is shilling my videos here but rofl thanks anyway.

Just got my mi box International version from the post office. Gonna make a review today of it of I have time, got an exam tomorrow.

Check
Remax
Orico
Ugreen

I bought from the store because it was one of the cheapest, if I saw that they wanted to take 2 weeks to process my order, I could've gone to somewhere a bit more expensive but only takes 5 days to process.

I just noticed that the processing time can be found in the shipping tab when you're on mobile. The shop wants 15 days for processing time and since it was CNY, it bloated into 25 days. Other shops that offer around the same price has a processing time of 5 days.

But there's a silver lining. The shop is actually known for sending stuff when the processing time is going to expire (saw this on feedbacks). Since it's only 2 days before processing time ends (23 days), they might send it any minute now. Then I have to wait 45 days for shipping.

Huh.

According to GeekBuying, my local post office screwed up, the parcel was sent back 30 days ago and GeekBuying support told me back then that they'd refund me once the phone got back. I wrote them to ask about whether they had gotten the phone, because I had no tracking information, and then they instantly refunded me.
Noice.

In their reply, they told me that they have no tracking information of the parcel either, which means that someone screwed up AGAIN. They then asked whether I'll promise to pay back the refund, if the parcel somehow was delivered to me anyways.

Now, I would refund the refund, if I got my ware (which I ordered in late November last year...),
but my question is: Does the support actually want a reply to this e-mail or is this just a case of a rhetorical "please do this, pls".

I also like the "Hi Sir".

The informal "Hi" with the honourific "Sir". Made me giggle, it's cute.

Sounds to me they are asking you to Fuck 'em hard, iz what I'm reckon

I also don't want to clog up customer service for other customers just to say "thank you", if the request of a promise is more than rhetorical.

Then again, working in customer service, you might want to hear a "thank you" from time to time, rather than just angry customers.

>is more than rhetorical.
isn't* more than rhetorical.

>Regards """"""Susan""""""
>mfw they still do this

Just sign your email/answer the phone Xaiyou Shi already. The baby boomers don't buy from you, it's okay.

What the fuck happened to storage?

I got a 16GB card for 3€ some yearsd ago and now the same one is 7

Some chink shit has arrived !
Pouch is nicely built, seems way more solid than the pouch I got with my Sennheiser CX400. The small strap is some fake leather thing to hold a pair of IEM rolled up.
Fake complys are miles better than standard KZ ATE tips.

I bought pic related.
After using it for a week I got ulcers on places I never got the before (under my tongue and gums)
Am I going to die?

It is called supply and demand.
The Basic Tenets of Economics

I have the same complys (A bit too squishy and loose for my liking). Cheap tho.

Two reasons for it.
One: You are actually sensitive to Charcoal on the Korean toothbrush

Two: Your brushing is fucked and the way you eat is fucked.

who /chinasupporter/ here

;-)

>tfw I fell for the mixza is a meme meme a few years ago
They cost more than buying brand in a brick/mortar store locally

Which smartphone case brands are decent?
Need a decently grippy one since my phone is slippy af

I have been using superlux headphones for years and I see that chinks make good earphones too but what about speakers? I've been using these logitech everyone has since forever, is there anything good for around 40 bucks?

RIP $12 sharks.

I'll buy anything that advertises itself with blue toy sharks.

How about with bunnies?

Sorry, only blue toy sharks.

Edifier
Up your budget if you want true Audiofag shit like Vifa or Swan

Reminder that if you work hard and truly embrace the /csg/ lifestyle you too can have a body this good.

which size did you order, do they even come in sizes?
and where did you order from?
i think i have a link from a while ago
3 months, sounds like you ordered from gearbest

They come in male sizes (blue, gray) and female (cream). That's it.
I ordered them from AliExpress, but that seller ran out of them by now. They were shipped them quickly, but got lost in the annual New Years post apocalypse.

yeah i thought i wanted the grey ones but those look different than the ones i seen before those must be womens?

The only female size is cream-gray (rightmost in picrelated), if I remember correctly. Blue and dark gray are for men's sizes.
But I'm not sure how much the difference is (if it exists at all).
As I said, I have small hands and the blue ones are tight enough already. Can't imagine how much smaller can the cream ones really be.

Nice meme apple packaging.
Xiamoi shitters are the worst.

yeah my hands are also small i like the middle gray ones
so the come in S M and L just mens and womens

i mean they don't come in S M .L

>more than zero disputes
You are not true china supporter dear friend. Do not open disputes and always rate 5 stars, even if item not received. Thank you.

Is there a way to search better on ali? Because it does skip some cheaper stuff sometimes, even when you search the exact same name

Ganzo G723 green G10 is 10$ in gearbest. I have orange one, and it is one of the best ganzo knifes blade shapewise. I cant stress enough how good it is for this kind of money, the only downside is weight and tip down only carry.

Use the app

That's even worse

$8.62 off $50 at Amazon.com with the code BIGTHANKS. Offer expires at 11:59 p.m. (PT) 2/22/2017.
amazon.com/b/?node=15240005011

BM-800, as always.

which is the best site to pick up real mi power banks?

I just got an iPhone 7+ and I would very much like to have a dock to go with it. Could I opt for a Chinese one that costs $5 without having to deal with explosions or burning my house down?

Is that fake ps3 controller really that good?

Whichever has the available for the cheapest out of Gearbest, Banggood, Geekbuying etc.

What did they mean by this?

Any difference between an AULA F2012 from Ali for $28 and Banggood for $58?

WLtoys L929Mini RC car for 15.99 with the coupon WLT929
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There's backlit and non-backlit versions. Think they all have the same switches though.

pls to shill 4 us laowai we gib u stuff kthx

they basically want you to shill and leave nice reviews for them in exchange for gearbest points

Does Monoprice count as chinkshit? I used to think that brand was too quality for this thread but they're listing these cables as 19.95% off

High heel shoes for $0.01, get them quick!!!
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Damn, chinks it's been a month since I ordered my damn xiaomeme pens

Still waiting on my jinhao and refills as well

Buying small items are the worst when it comes to waiting

>$50 shipping

I bought a kek statue off of Amazon for $22. I know it's cringeworthy, but was it an economic mistake?

>was it an economic mistake
that entirely depends on your personal financial situation. But if you're asking that then you're probably too dumb to manage money well and the answer is "yes"

12X30 96/1000m Binoculars for $6 with the coupon HXFCM3
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I saw those ones on Alibaba but never saw them singly on Aliexpress, looks like somebody ponied up for a batch so expect the extras on AE at a quarter of the price very shortly.

Selfie stick with built in Bluetooth shutter for $2.99
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Here's to hoping the stock perishes in a fire!

Cube Mix Plus 2 in 1 Tablet PC
Coupon: Cubemix21 $349.99
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Original Xiaomi In-ear Hybrid Earphones Pro - SILVER
coupon: HEXM $23.99
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Xiaomi Wireless Bluetooth Gamepad
coupon: Gamepad $22.79
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VOYO VBOOK V3 Notebook
Coupon: VoyoV322 Price:$299.99 (30pc)
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my gaybeast xiaomeme piston3 package tracking finally decided to
track after almost one month to the day

Location Date Local Time Activity (What's This?)
Fontana, CA, United States 02/21/2017 11:11 P.M. Package transferred to destination UPS Mail Innovations facility
02/21/2017 8:46 P.M. Package processed by UPS Mail Innovations origin facility
02/21/2017 7:21 P.M. Package received for processing by UPS Mail Innovations
San Gabriel, CA, United States 02/21/2017 6:30 P.M. Shipment tendered to UPS Mail Innovations
United States 02/08/2017 8:16 P.M. Shipment information received by UPS Mail Innovations

on the east coast so they should be here by the end of the week ,
will let you know if they are legit

christ UPS is slower than chinapost or epacket by far

No one's seen this at all?

aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Ajazz-AK33-82-Keys-Mechanical-Blue-Black-Axis-USB-Wired-Gaming-Keyboard-Backlight-for-Tablet/32758273578.html

aliexpress.com/item/KKmoon-Professional-USB-Wired-Water-resistant-RGB-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-with-Anti-ghosting-81-Keys-Adjustable/32776906176.html

Any other 81/2 key 65% chink KBs or is this it?