The FBI is about to raid your house in 10 minutes...

The FBI is about to raid your house in 10 minutes. You can't go outside and destroy stuff or else they will immediately raid your house. Wwyd?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_warrant#United_States
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probable_cause
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nothing because I have nothing to hide

Then why do you have curtains?

Why do you have walls on your house/dorm/apartment then?

Why are you posting anonymously then, huh?

Probably end up in court being extorted by tv and movie studios.

microwave hdds

hope that workds

I'd probably try to at least hide my weed.

I dont have anything but ~6TB of anime on my computer, which they're welcome to borrow.

Why don't you post your IP if you have nothing to hide?

What is the worst thing they are going to find?
My furry porn collection? Oh wow, I'm such a criminal

I don't have curtains.

fpbp

I would burn my book with passwords in it.

>inb4 no password manager

I'm trying to find a good secure pwm. Fuck off

> We found 20 thousand Taylor Swift pictures on your computer, do you have anything to say?

Open the door so they don't damage it then I'd get on the floor and hope they all don't walk the diner saw
Get on the floor so they

>mam, your son is completely innocent, we only found furry porn on this hard drive

Yiff*

Wtf even Kek laughs at my most spaghetti post ever

some of it can probably count as cub
some might be feral

congratz, you're a pedo zoophiliac

mom: can't you say he tried to attack you and you had no choice but to shoot him

the sunlight hurtz

Which is of course legally bought?

>You can't go outside and destroy stuff or else they will immediately raid your house.
I destroy stuff indoors?

>shut down everything so encrypted disks are safe
>unlock door so they don't break it (I paid for my door dammit)
>sit on couch and wait
>hope they brought a large van to fit everything

10 minutes is enough time to destroy the HD with a hammer or magnet?

Is this trolling? It has to be. Some people just aren't doing sketchy shit.

GG you projecting fuckwits. Not like they don't have shit on you for using Windows already.

I trust FBI and google more than some deranged freetard schizo pedophile on Sup Forums.

They were responding to the "nothing to hide" rhetoric, which should just die as it's a retarded way of going about this.

If you have nothing to hide, why dont you leave all of your savings in one pile of small denomination bills, and then tell us where it is. I am sure nothing bad will happen.

Most of it isn't licensed for the western market, so it's not like there are legal ways to acquire plenty of it.

It's true though.

Even though you have doors and drapes, the police can go in and see what's up anyway if they have a warrant.

Cryptography is problematic precisely because it locks justice.

Put my hdd inside my hidden brick wall hole behind the painting and wallpaper

I have nothing illegal going on AFAIK.
Backups are encrypted so good luck finding dirt.

The arguments against the rhetoric in the situation presented don't hold weight. The presented situation is pretty straightforward. It's a silly rhetorical question in a vacuum.

Some people don't have shit to hide. Make a better prompt if you want something other than a thread full of "Nothing to hide" and engaging said posters?

I don't give a shit if this is bait, kill yourself.

This isn't about hiding your stuff from the public in general, it's about hiding it from the police specifically. The police can get into your bank account with a warrant. If you're committing financial fraud, you won't want them to do that. Literally only people who are committing crimes are trying to hide their things from the police.

What justifies stripping the police of their rights to investigating you with tools such as military-grade encryption? The only thing that enables is crime.

Microwave hdd

It isn't bait and no I'm not killing myself. Stay rectally shattered, encryptard.

Everyone has something to hide. Literally everyone. Even you.

Kek

Google how to erase my hard drives

unmount the encrypted volumes.

A HDD full of pirated movies and cookies for a private tracker sound like potential jail time

10 minutes is fucking easy mode. Back up important documents to muh cloud, back up music to portable source, thoroughly erase browser history/cookies/cache and uninstall qbitorrent, have CCleaner begin wiping free space ASAP. Delete registry entrees for uninstalled programs. Throw external HDD in blender.

>Agent Jeff, grab the rubber hose!

Thanks for the tip mate, we will be over in a while.

I don't know my password. I can only mimic it on a keyboard.

Can you mimic it with a rubber hose wrapped around your neck?

>This isn't about hiding your stuff from the public in general, it's about hiding it from the police specifically.

Okay, thats easy to fix

> Just inform the police you have this legal pile of cash riiiiiight here. Nothing bad will happen

Then kill yourself you fucking nigger.

unlikely, I've lost all my data once already because of a bad thumbnail.

>Because this car isn't sold in my country I can steal it

Nothing bad will happen if the cash really is legal, faggot.

>unlawful copying is stealing
pld.cs.luc.edu/courses/ethics/sum16/mnotes/copyright_laws.html

Nothing. Because I have nothing illegal that they could seize and I do not live in a country where the FBI has any legal power.

Maybe they would find some anime I pirated but I doubt they care about that.

>being this naive

You got 10 minutes, you have to smoke the weed. Possession is a crime, being high isn't.

Mature gay porn isn't illegal, so I'd prepare some treats and coffee for them

Have your lawyer present. Don't say a word. Know your rights. Stop being a pleb.

>Police aren't human beings
>They don't steal
>They always follow the law
>They always have your best interest in mind
>They never go beyond necessary force
>They'll never treat you like a criminal unless they see you performing a crime
>They'll be your friend and bargain with you unless they know you're guilty
Damn dude

Stop replying, he probably lives in a third world country.

>Don't say a word
>inb4 Buhh buuhhh muh "nothing to hide"!

See youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

Absolutely fine. dm-crypt ftw.

Just ensure everything is off... they can hotswap PSU AC input into batteries, to then extract keys from RAM in their forensics lab.

Not saying anything is not about hiding things, ya law illiterate doofus. It's about even if all you say is "I'm innocent!" they can still use that against you in court. Never talk to the police, talk only to the court.

>Have your lawyer present when the police ram down your door
Oh shit yeah I forgot to tell my lawyer to remember that!

10.0.0.2

Relax at first, because I have nothing to hide.
Then panic, when I realize those decommissioned hard drives in my drawer that I overwritten with random data in case I ever want to sell them can put me in jail for as long as I don't provide "decryption keys" for them.
Then relax again, when I remember I don't live in Burgerland or other police state.

Funny thing is, this is eactly why "nothing to hide from the po po" is such a Darwinian and dumb idea.

Aw snap that picture is in Louisiana. And I like to think the Courts in this state are too uneducated and Baptist to even be able to operate a computer.
I'm taken back by this image

>Possession is a crime
it's actually decriminalized here, for possession under 1oz, so at most they'd confiscate it.


Also, I wouldn't really want to smoke ~2.5 grams of wax in 10 mins. and THEN deal with the cops.

Why would the police even ram down your door if you haven't been doing anything suspicious? They need a warrant in order to do that, you know. And if you're doing something suspicious, you should have your lawyer on speed dial, unless you're stupid.

Kek

>Why would the police ram down your door if you haven't been doing something suspicious?
I don't know you tell me

Sounds unpleasant really.

I'd love to see you explain that to all the families who can't see justice because encryption's hampering the investigations.

scienceblogs.de/klausis-krypto-kolumne/when-encryption-baffles-the-police-a-collection-of-cases/

>Why would the police even ram down your door if you haven't been doing anything suspicious?

And thus you land at the heart of the conflict. The whole "I Diddndu nuthin, popo are fine" is that they get to define suspicious in your retarded ideal world.

Shit that sounds more secure than any password manager

Luckily I don't need a book or a pwm because I don't have a room temperature iq and am able to remember multiple lengthy passwords

>turn off all my devices
>eat the papers I have passwords written down on

Good thing every device with storage that I own is encrypted

>they get to define suspicious
The more you talk, the more you show everyone how much of a law illiterate you are.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_warrant#United_States

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probable_cause

Throw it in the fireplace

This.
Why are those victim families not entitled to closure, but you NEETs are entitled to hide your child pr0n with strong military-grade encryption?
That's the cold hard truth.

>Collections of cases all around the world over the span of a decade totally confirm my worldview that nobody should have any privacy!

Grow up, if the police blames encryption on why they havent been able to do their jobs, its not because we havent implemented the "I didndu nufin" policy, its because the police got lazy.

>You guys can copy them if you make it quick
Also have several gbs of Katy Perry pics you're welcome to

I'm willing to pay to have this cipher decrypted

>Police are too incompetent to do traditional policework and instead have become complacent using information technology
Don't blame the NEETs. Cops just suck at their jobs.

>Judge, this man didnt show the entire content of his anal cavity, can we get a search warrent for his wife's pussy?
>Approved, that scum has done something wrong since he has something to hide.

So what you're saying is that search warrants violate your privacy?

You're the one who needs to grow up! No right is absolute, including privacy. You can have walls, but justice must have a way to break in if they have probably cause. You can have encryption, but justice must have backdoors if they have evidence you're a terrorist. That's basic law and it doesn't harm your privacy. Nothing will change for you unless you're a criminal, because only law enforcement can break in and only with a very good reason.

Stay mad.

Are you Indian? Why do you not understand English?

Judges are appointed by elected officials or are elected officials themselves. So are prosecutors and sheriffs. Learn to vote better, you cunt.

>reading comprehension

>y-you don't understand me! th-that's not what I meant!
Pathetic.

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Everything will still be there.

>well jim, I tried to show the officer my entire ass, but since my neighbors voted in this new governer and his "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" slogan, my wife is now pregnant.

> he doesnt get it

Better luck next time

>I blame others for not understanding what I read.

Fine
sudo dd if=/dev/urandom > /dev/sda2

To be fair, did completely miss the point doe

Unless its an SSD, I doubt 10 minutes will be enough time to wipe everything.

>I blame others for my poor communication skills and not being able to convey my ideas properly