Hey user, do you use Cortana?

hey user, do you use Cortana?

>using windows 10 unironically

Yes, she helps me in Halo.

Cheaper to call emergency services if u need human interaction. Double win if they visit you afterwards to tell you off. Triple win combo if they arrest you for it as the duty sergeant at station will usually be very nice

I embraced the botnet a long time ago.

Removed that shit straight up with spybot anti-beacon.

Hell nah

How is she even useful?

why would i ever want to use proprietary harmfull software ?

Not included in Windows 10 Education

Only acceptable response

Yes

I don't like any of that voice control stuff. It's not yet good enough to be easier than typing or tapping. Wake me up when it is Star Trek computer good

cortana looks like a gay reddit meme.
>hurr I am a search box, ama.
Fuck off.

>14 IPs
>13 sans OP
>only one guy uses it
>probably the designated Microsoft's Pajeet of this board

Sometimes to identify a song on my Windows Phone.

I use windows 10 Education in GPU passthrough with Gentoo (Education is the version with all the enterprise features but without Cortana :^))

I don't think I use Cortana, but it's still uses a good amount of cpu power per day

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lol o.o cringe...

WHY did they remove her voice from W10M Maps??? ;_;

It wouldn't hurt as bad if her replacement didn't sound perpetually menopausal

>click no when it asks if i want cortana enabled during install
>it's enabled and pesters me fucking constantly
>no obvious setting to turn it off
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I DON'T WANT NOTIFICATIONS FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEEEE

>Windows 10

Jesus Christ dude you're looking at it all backward. Alternatively: good luck on Linux lul

remember that time Microsoft acquired that company and drove it into the ground and did nothing with the IP?

oh wait that is what they've done with everything they've bought

Minecraft?
Halo?
Lumia(they were amazing phones, and would sell like hotcakes even today if they ran android)

That's not true

I ask her to sing me a lullaby from time to time.