Be me

>be me
>have a nice dream in which i'm became an american
>wake up
>check the green card lottery results
>HAS NOT BEEN SELECTED
>try to handle the tears
>try to convince myself to suffer another year for the next try
Thanks USA for giving the false hope. It's just not fair why are you letting in some random scum but not the guy who would try his best every day to be even better american than actual americans? Why is there no some program as to serve in the army for 10 years without any payment for the citizenship? Fuck it. Maybe i should move to Donbass, join the russians and blow up some with myself after.

You sound like a donb-ass desu :^)

Fuck off, we're full

Don't joke about that

>Fuck it. Maybe i should move to Donbass, join the russians and blow up some with myself after.
You wont want to be here. The stress of working is enough to make you join a Russian bomb squad.

>implying we dont let foreigners join the army without pay
>implying we even consider letting them into the country

Try to find a job which you'll enjoy.

Ah you rascal, get over here!

Green card required.

Congratulations, you're officially an American now.

You know we dont need the US. Join us kiev

Proud to join the winning team Mr. Obama, sir!

Этo вcё хyйня,глaвнoe нe cтaть пидapacoм.

okay seriously where the fuck do european flags come from

You're going to be part of Russia and you're going to like it.

...

Why do you want to be someone else?
Just be urself m8.

You get one by respecting human rights, keeping religion out of the government, not keeping people locked up without trial

>we don't need the US
I'll enjoy watching your countries collapse after we stop guarding the shipping lanes

Just move to Mexico and hope the border. It's very easy.

I'll marry you but you have to be my fuckboi for a year and do whatever I say.

>tfw Indian who got in with H visa and is now part of the American ruling class

feels good man

not for long pajeet not for long you will not poo in our streets

Lol

Thanks Juan.

t. Russian

>winning

t. Angela Merkel

Kek, I'm a citizen now. You'll never kick me out.

Trump will fix that if you're illegal

Unfortunately since you're not a "refugee" you're going to have to make yourself appealing. The best way for you to get into the US at this time is to do graduate studies here. It's not cheap, but we practically give citizenship to anybody who graduates here with a doctorate.

remember this pajeet you can't stump the trump

Id let you in desu

I'm voting for Trump. It's insulting as fuck to the thousands of legal immigrants in this country that worked extremely hard to come here legally that border hopping fucks can live here. And liberals want to give them the right to vote, get welfare, and financial aid to go to college.

you're alright pajeet.

Invest 500k$ in the economy is probably cheaper.
>500k$
>Ukraine

alright pajeet your good

I'll fly over there and take you with me if you're a qt.