Year 2040. Internet is being shut down after thought police couldn't filter wrongspeak good enough...

Year 2040. Internet is being shut down after thought police couldn't filter wrongspeak good enough. You have exactly 15 minutes to spend online. You also have a direct connection to Pentagon during this time. What do you do?

Hack the nuclear weapon app and launch all of them simultaneously at random (land) locations across the world.

Shitpost. Like you're doing OP

Declare myself the POTUS, enable state of emergency, ban Google and speech police as traitors of the United States

>implying the potus has a decision power over megacorps

>burying yourself into this much layer of irony

Seeing as I have all the porn, anime and music I'll ever need downloaded onto several exabytes of HDDs, I'll spend the final 15 minutes searching the Pentagon servers for "tall whites", "moonlanding" and "9/11 inside job".

It's the state of emergency.
Whoever I don't want is the enemy of the nation.
And since I don't want megacorps, they are enemies of the nation. Army comes to them and shuts them down.

It's 2040 so we make another Internet, this time distributed.

Call though police to fix the patch that can let dangerous users online

I'd report you being the goldenbergs spy

>implying megacorps won't have their own robot armies in 2040

That's the other problem

>Use the power of the Pentagon to get as many naked pictures from users as I can.
>Throw them up on/b/.
>Create another thread with the images for Sup Forums.
>Get banned from Sup Forums.

decentralized dialup networking

its "whomever"

>He still thinks that the government institution is top dog and controls power to influence the nation state

BRING ON THE NUKES

There's only one thing to do.

An real Hero

Crack open the panda and have a few good faps.

>Implying we would live enough under the big brother to see the 2040

Random locations? You would miss 99.99% if the population. Population clusters are very small. You could at least target the government facilities.

>not just trying to download as much data as possible
We already have Gigabit connections, it could be possible, that by that time we would have a lot faster connection. You can sort it out later.

Install templeOS on their Servers

What does it matter if the weapons kill or don't kill anyone directly? Just the radioactive fallout from all (American) nuclear weapons combined would be bad enough.

Look for alien porn.