/brit/

australian gf edition

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cara

Im Jin-ah

sophie

crayon pop

how about BF you breeders? jeesh.

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Hello is this the thread

Allahu Akbar Australistan!!

yeah

DUDE DIVERSITY LMAO

When will this meme end?
Hordes of brown people isn't diverse

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07bl14c/the-big-questions-series-9-episode-16

reminder these are the pakis and nignogs that call themselves ''''''''''british''''''''''''

how about those elections eh

wish everyone knew the truth

leelee

kpop desu lads

o shit waddup

>filering things u don't like

HeIIo Reddit!

nothing wrong with filtering nigger slang

*squishes you*

>Today was the last day I'll likely ever see my oneitis
>Only managed to spend 10 minutes speaking to her because the rest of the time I was vomitting blood at the thought of speaking to her
What the fuck. I talk to this girl every fucking day and then suddenly I've got nerves that make me vomit fucking blood? Bullshit. I fucking hate being human. Wish I could just lick my balls and wallow in my own shite while someone else takes care of me.

Jimin

Just finished my last ever uni exam. What to do now

Should I shave?

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36246434

>nigerians can fit 40,000 in a 16,000 stadium
>scousers can't let a few extra people in without trampling eachother to death

maya

I be u a million if u asked people on the street to name 5 brown eyed scientists and 5 blue eyed, theyd find it easier 2 name brown eyed.

why do brown eyed people dominate science? truly the alpine race is the masterrace

K pham.

I just thought I'd let you know I can't fucking stand that disgusting rat you keep posting

Bet you do Comp Sci.

>mandatory work placement

Honestly, any degree that puts you in a mandatory work placement with a reputable company is really good. So many degrees shit out grads with no experience and they're fucked by their lack of work history. Forcing your graduates to have relevant work experience in the degree field, even if it just means being a coffee boy in some office, gives them a massive advantage.

how is gf 2016 going lads?

>Napoleon
>High tier

Little Corsican Manlet can fuck off.

looks like shes having a stroke u virgin cunt

I just thought I'd let you know I can't fucking stand you

>I be u a million if u asked people on the street to name 5 brown eyed scientists and 5 blue eyed, theyd find it easier 2 name brown eyed.
>
>why do brown eyed people dominate science? truly the alpine race is the masterrace

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t. Duke of Wellington

woops, forgot about the new thread
answers please

>u
how's life on the estate?

you don't even know me

>conquered europe
>not god tier

THE MUSLIMS AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH ISLAM AROUGGGGGGGGHHHHH SHARIA LAW AWOWOWOWOWOWOWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD AAAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yes, there is an equality quota

>new radiohead
choon

yeah say you're a mongolian on any equality and diversity part of a job application

>conquered europe

but he didn't

/brit/ has gone to the dogs.

It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?

>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!

haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.

rused

You post on Sup Forums, that's enough to know I don't like you

lonely af

Yea I accepted this degree over the other ones I applied for mostly because of the work placement

No there isn't.

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do you not like yourself?

/brit/ is so shit now. It's just a recycle of shitposts, copy pastas, people baiting as hard as they can for (you)s, ireland vs UK wars, UK vs US wars, avatarfags are accepted and so are personalityfags.

Talk about serious discussion here and you get hit with le epic hat maymay

Talk about British culture here and you get hit with epic maymays and self loathing brits

Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
>tfw no gf
>tfw failure at life
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job

Sick of this place. I wish Sup Forums wasn't filled with generals again so it could become a good board again but nope. Guess I'm stuck here since I've been here since the start I don't want to leave because I watched this community grow. but I seriously believe we have more redditors per capita than 4channers these days.

>but he didn't

I-It wuz the police wot dunnit we dindu nuffin we good boys

for the guy who has 5k to invest

i did this post in the earlier thread

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>clear, blue sky
>no clouds
>slight haze gives far-off landscape a pleasant blue tint
>hot but not too hot

literally the perfect weather

makes me feel happy to be alive for a change

Hol up

What makes someone British?

>meet qt girl at uni
>"where are you living user?"
>"I live at home with my mummy"
>she never speaks to me again

why?

to paraphrase some old guy, I would never want to belong to a club that would have a member like me

Just baked the perfect batch of cookies

crunchy AND chewy

cheers m8
most likely gonna put the majority into that, doing further research now

>I read /biz/ and now think I work on wall stree: the post

not taking ur advice ur clueless

>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.

>It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?

>>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!

>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.

had this really funny thought the other day lads haha

I was lying in bed and I thought to myself "what am I going to do when my parents die and I'm unable to support myself"

nearly die laughing at it hahaha

every single member of your family tree has to be born in britain

skin colour

suicide

>at least 25°
>bit cloudy
>750% humidity
It's horrible

look at this lucky cunt who actually has parents

so no one

That's when uncle Welfare State takes overyour care

nigger

t. test tube baby

Could go for a bowl of milo cereal right now 2bh

Don't have any though. Feels bad man.

go on tell me how it's no one, I dare you.

my parents are both sixtyish
Hope I can get my inheritance sooner rather than later to be honest

>midnight tonight will be 17 degrees
>5am will be peak coolness at a mere 15 degrees

IT'S FUCKING MAY!!!

HOLY I MAD AND SWEATY!!

I would get my parents house and custody of my brother.
I'd sell their cars to pay off some of their debt and get a night job and apply for some bennies, but I doubt I would get any because I'm a uni student

I might sell the house and get a 2 bedroom flat to reduce my expenses

what ancient British invaders are u descended from?

Norman here. Jutes and angles fuck off

Just lost contact with the only girl I've ever flirted with. Not great lad. How's about you?

just cool down

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Love those chocolatey cereals 2bh. Obviously they are terrible for fat children with bad parents but they're great for responsible adults who know how to have them in moderation.

how do you know

wonder which petri dish this mutant crawled out of

quite wet here

at least you cunts have shit weather too

>i dare you

>literally just stated basic investment ideas
>hurrdurr u think ur some sort of wall street banker xD

pure briton here, nice try you paki cunt

23andme

i'm a gayer, but she's my woman crush.

bit mean lad, ur not very nice

I'm completely anglo-saxon

Even have one of those weird anglo saxon surnames

frisians (PRETTY SURE they did some invading)

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>leddit

bad posts

>i'm a gayer

I'm not surprised, you have shit taste in women