I hate my country

i hate my country

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Good.

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now that's the full trash combo

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Look on the bright side, at least your country isn't Brazil.

me too but it's not a country so there's nothing to hate lmao

Why? Lithuania wasn't too bad when I went there last year.

No niggers, no fat people, alcohol sold at gas stations.

I hate your country too. Actually, I hate all balts. What a fucking shithole.

escapism is not the answer

I know that feeling

It's been a year lad

kek

Could be worse

Cheer up, lad. It could've been way worse, you could've been stuck in the degenerate feminist dystopia that is Iceland.

For instance?

Why, lithufriend?

Name one Lithuanian invention.

i will move to the faroe islands

rude desu

Depression

good post

Don't waste your life on these inbred, religious shitty rocks. There are few good job opportunities and there is absolutely nothing to do.

but what if i want to settle down with a religious faroese qt
post average faroese girls

>Name one Lithuanian invention.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

>post average faroese girls
most of them died of inbreeding (literally) and the rest are thai

does this mean you are inbred
be honest here
also, why thai?

ich glaub Lithauen ist so schoen Land.

At least you're not Greece of Europe

I'm a bearer of CTD due to inbreeding

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systemic_primary_carnitine_deficiency

there are 2000 more men than women here. Most of them flee to Denmark, so a lot of men import thai wives.

>People unironically live there
How do you maintain your sanity?

You don't

I'm moving to the UK in October

>there is absolutely nothing to do
Sounds like my kind of place tbqh

uh so what does ctd do to you then, i skimmed through it and saw hypoglycemia so does that mean you have that? how does it affect your every day life?
and where did your family inbreed? sister + father = you? or was it in the past like your grandparents and great grandparents

>sister + father = you?
Even if that was the case do you think they'd tell him? I'd literally fucking kill myself if I found out I was the product of sibling incest.

I'm a bearer, I don't have the disease. CTD is extremely common here and most people get tested. It doesn't affect me, but some people have actually died and others have to take medication. It's not really incest, but the gene pool is just very small.

Why would you ever go to the Faroe Islands

Lithuania

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
lmfao, why

I was born here

literally the only reason

Sadness

But being a mongol rapebaby is OK with you?

ah ok i get it, dont mind me, a native english speaker mixing up definitions
>mobile.twitter.com/pwookey/status/511233566840463360
>crystal red water
what does he mean by this and how does this happen

There is no shame in being a Turanian.

How bad is Iceland?

You're required by law to report a sighting of pilot whales. You call up the local authorities and they organize a local slaughter of pilot whales. The whales are driven to the nearest authorized shore and slaughtered. The whale meat and blubber then gets distributed to all the locals in the area.

Metal af , can we bring you muslims so you slaughter them for dem kebab meat ?

It's like Sweden, on steroids. At least in and around the Reykjavik / Kopavogur / Keflavik / Akureyri area. Think of it as Tumblrville.

Don't listen to that immigrant that pretends to be swedish, Iceland's not that bad...

Don't let the fact that you went there and got yourself some promiscuous Icelandic pussy cloud your judgement, Andrea.

WEW thats pretty fucked up but cool at the same time, whats the nature like where you are? got any nice pictures of hills or the sea you could share? i am actually an owner of a faroese flag

abdul detected

>sweden talking about clouded judgement
ayyy

Call me Kaj-Göran.

Hello

Call me Pekka

Morjens Pekka.

>faroese flag
Republicans exploited Germany's occupation of Denmark to install their own flag. The Faroese flag is a bastard flag and shouldn't even exist.

Hejssan Kaj-Göran!

That sounds like 1840 way of life. Do you have cars there?

Based madventures. Why can't you finns translate the first season for me?

You are like a little child, watch this:


>PORTUGAL

Yes

The statistical bureau is underfunded (because Republicans keep decreasing the economic aid from Denmark), so we usually calculate economic growth is car sales.

Do you know everybody on the islands?

Madventures is not as good with translations.
Like much of finnish stuff.
+ many of us cant even translate swedish.

Yes, I dig that it's not as good translated.
I actually ment translated to english btw. Best fucking travel show ever.

Met a finnish guy backpacking once, he promised me to translate it. I lost his mail tho.

:(