/brit/ - The Lawro From Hartlepool Memorial Edition

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crayon pop

Asuka.

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kpop desu lads

toughts?

lesbians aren't real because lesbian sex isn't real sex
most "lesbians" are just reactionary and had a bad experience with men

o shit

not a 'numbers person' tb.h

the same could be said about homos

Kanker

leelee

german import
fruits of the eu

>creating a new when there's already one in the catalog

apparently sticking your dick up a guys bum is "real sex" to him

>be grill
>fail with men
>become lesbian

>be man
>fail with grills
>become bitter virgin NEET

is this proof that grills are more dependant on sex than men?

she's homely as fuck mate

It feels fucking good though.

yes but not to the same degree

more like

>be man
>fail with grills
>become trap, tranny or homosexual

Edition in the title mong loves making threads

maybe in Sweden

I think you mean she could box a 'roo stomp a widow and lynch an abo before serving grilled shrimp and fosters?

What are some common English grammatical errors that expose the undereducated?

>or homosexual
delete this.

then/than

Still baffles me

could of could've

but I always use could of

Loose when they mean lose

ending a sentence with a preposition

why did you become gay

more

>>become homosexual, homosexual or homosexual

???

cause i like guys.

how do i remember not to do this

what's the trick

>be man
>fail with grills
>become a trans""""""girl""""""
this seems to be the new way to go

Butter
>buer
Alright
>Allwhite
How do you do?
>Wha gwan rude boi?
You are a pretty lady
>Oi you some chung girldem yeah, you feel me?
I like to smoke cannabis
>Pass the blunt
Would you like a cup of tea?
>Would you like a cup of coffee?
Maths
>Math

Off of

bit gay that

*lesbian trans"""""""""girl"""""""""

downloading ep 3 lads
pls no spoil

walter white dies

but masculinity is disgusting

how could you be such a prancing lala homo man

Just imagine yourself using "in which that" and "of which" more than you usually do, and you'll start noticing it more

Fucking London

Where any of you cool lads sat at the back of the bus at school?

Good one here
>be me just started year 7 get on bus first
>go to the back and sit there, all the fellow year 7s sit at front, year 9s come to back
>confused.jpg
>year 9 big lad tells me to move
>i say no unless there is another seat for me, don't want to stand
>he just sits on me instead
>he's lying on top of me I'm getting crushed
>too late to do anything now
>hear friends havin a right laugh at the front
>sat at the back all alone being ignored and crushed whilst the year 9s talk among themselves
>i never sat at the back again.

You don't know that, his eyes never close.

>where

Does anyone else get paranoid after smoking weed? I came back from the park and started talking to my parents and I was like monitoring each individual movement. Each tone of speech. Made me feel really anxious.

Cyber bullying helped me improve my grammar
I always struggled in school

"Alot" and not "a lot"

>sex mixing
absolute
D E G E N E R A T E

sounds like a guilty conscience

does it actually work I wonder?

Had to wait till year 11 to sit at the back lmao

my sister and cousin were in year 9+12 when I joined, always had a set at the back.

testing something by posting a very good webm hold on

Cannabis has serious mental health dangers.

Fuck off alright? we all make mistakes. This one being a rather fucking substantial one.

>/britfeel/ has been convinced by some rogues that Poleaboo is fake
>/brit/ ignoring Poleaboo

Thank fuck the time for my big power play is coming soon

banned?

Poleaboos Job Centre appointment was at 2:20 so he left his house at 2:10

Saw some white girls having a picnic, whores must be students at the local sixth form
Turned my head in anger only to see a white girl and her friends driving past in a car

JC appointment was even more straight forward than usual
Mentor was training a new girl so he wanted to looking like he was in control
Claimed I regularly showed him proof of job applications
Then he searched Google via Bing to show me the Job Centre Manchester twitter page

That was that, got back home by 2:35

Despite only being out in the sweltering heat for a short period, I was sweating heavily

Some Paki in a white van shouted at me in Paki language while on the phone, think he wanted help with something but told him I only speak English

Gonna download Transparent now, since it won an award at the BAFTAs and has that guy from Arrested Development in it

no i just wanted to see if webms worked on my pleb laptop to fuck around with

Yeah man,
I was drinking in the hot tub the other day, with me pals, and somebody passed the dutchie to the left hand side
Turned my chillzone into a mild trip zone. Fortunately for me I found an unused line of whatever upstairs, and was game af again

>Then he searched Google via Bing to show me the Job Centre Manchester twitter page
kek

This is racist cultural appropriation desu

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England: The Webm

Lads, I've developed this fetish for fake tits. I don't know why

>when 100 people all got on the bus at the same time after school so you could push on for free and then spend your bus fair at the sweet shop on the way home

good days lads

I get the same way if I smoke around people I don't know

I don't smoke at parties but if it's just me and the lads getting high and playing Mario Kart I'm fine

When you view someones instagram does it pop up that you viewed it?

Yeah don't be smoking the weed then fgt. If you're overly aware of whats going on in the situation on a microlevel and that has a tangible affect on your behaviour you might as well be having a panic attack. I'm addicted to weed so can't stop but this happens maybe 15% of the time when I smoke (usually when I go to the shop or have to speak to someone who isn't stoned) but fuckin sucks so I go full NEET when stoned now. Even getting the tube is an anxiety attack cause i don't know where to restt my eyes.

Lads, I'm going away with the misses, her brother and his gf at the end of the week
They've apparently found some spa they want to try, which I'm not opposed to since while her brother's gf is a bit tubby, she's got some cracking jubblies that I wouldn't mind seeing getting knocked about by a jacuzzi ngl

>Not having a bus pass

kek

>go to Sup Forums
>find a random thread
>click on a random post
>reply "cuck"
>watch the (You)s roll in

You mean that guy from Muppets from Space

No

no, you moron

Go on...

DEVILISH
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how about I don't read any of that and lodge a tomahawk in your forehead you absolute mong cunt

I'll try it

Are they mad?

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>When freddo's were 5p, good days lads.

Top lad, keep doing the queens work and peekin your in laws filthy billows

gone and done a wank

Kek

Well I was viewing this girl's Instagram and suddenly she made it private? It's just coincidence?

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caught a qt looking at me today.

Bleeding hell

How did you manage that!?!?

Just froze a can of coke in the freezer, tore open the can and the ice was actually quite enjoyable

Did you accidentally like something?
double tapping a pic likes it

they were 10p then desu
if you can remember them at 5p then you need to fuck off grandad

Will be accessing her facebook account and answering some questions

>It's just coincidence?
Coincidences do happen.

Stop looking for deeper meaning in everything. There is none.

gave you a (you)

ah yes, so many (You)s on that post
*nudges somebody next to me and nods toward you, as if to say "what's he like?"
*he walks off*
*awkwardly leans against the bar*

hahah just pretended my hand was a vagina! you should try it