Oh snap!

A null pointer is about to compromise your cdn service! What would you do?

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Panic

Use a better language like Java.
>captcha: calle calle

It's okay, I have an exception.

Fire all pajeets responsible

Put my best PR people on it and scapegoat third parties.

I fix the security loophole with my command line via POSIX/CMD to prevent further infection in the mainframe.

Use a better language like Rust.

Rewrite the parser using parser combinators instead of that retarded shit cf-html going on now.

Unplug the monitor so i can't get hacked

Turn it off and go to my real job in academia

>Java
>for a string parser that needs to run fast as fuck in limited ram

How about hiring competent devs?

install openbsd

Rewrite the code in Holy C

wasn't a null pointer deref, it was a buffer overrun.

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kys my'selvfes

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How could a null pointer compromise anything? Just use a try-catch.

A non-null pointer that's SUPPOSED to be null, on the other hand...

Use a better language like D.

use something like bison, antlr or literally any proper grammar spec language instead of writing the shitty parser in C myself.

not use a shitty cdn

>hire pajeets
>susprised when this happens

But then again nobody will give a shit and forgive cloudfare