South europe

South europe explained:

>Italy
The most successful south european country. Desire of women around the world, rich history, classy and great food

>Spain
Wannabe chads. They are by far the loudest southern europeans and the cockiest ones however, usually it's all talk. Really rich history but usually no one cares cause tourists only go to Spain for the beaches.

>Greece
The weirdest southern european country. They are borderline slavs, asians and western europeans... Despite the great classical history little is known besides that.

>Portugal
By far the saddest, quietest and most timid southern european country.
Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate. It's a really beautiful country but very niche at the same time. In order to understand it's culture you gotta spend a lot of time around the regions otherwise it will seem just like a little Spain.

Portugal>Italy>Greece>Spain

From my experience

pretty spot on OP

I love Greece fuck moortugal.

>France
Became so great, and rose so high above the others they became too jealous to even acknowledge its existence

Your experience is shit like your life Canuck.

this poster is a north italian with serious mental issues using a proxy and roleplaying. I invite you all not to give him (you)s. Thank you

>This buttmad Greek again

Whats up north Algeria?

he is italian

You've been to all southern europe?
How long you stayed in those countries?

el berberANO obsesionado seniores, vaya picardia y yo sin upvotes

You are more butthurt when you call others butthurt.

I am a Greek

Spen>Moortugal>Grease>Shitaly

According to my own experiences.

Spic in English please.

I miss wiki warrior, the berber supremacist

I heard that traps in Italy are the best.

Are you a slavshitskin or worse that subhuman analbanian?

I visited Spain couple years ago, unfortunately it was during a week of great heatwave like 40+ degrees.
I remember stepping out of the airport and this heatwave striking me.
Then I went to Costa Brava to swim with the topless babes.
10/10 would visit again had a perfecto time.

Tu*k detected

>spain
>white

>spain
>relevant

el otomANO

your sister>your mum>your aunt>your wife

According to my own experiences :^D

I miss the German ovens where I could burn your people.

>Greece
>borderline slavs
lmao

he is italian

sure thing, Giuseppe

shitskin traitor

I am a Greek you latinigger.

>By far the saddest, quietest and most timid southern european country.
>Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate. It's a really beautiful country but very niche at the same time.

Nah, a Mongol in exile.

My fondest memory of Shitaly has got to be that time I fucked a girl from Piacenza, she had huge tits.

But other than that, what's the point in going there again? The cuisine is way overrated, the heat kills me and the overly social / friendly demeanor comes across as fake to me.

you are not Greek you fucking turk fag go rape some goats
you don't even know a word in Greek

The muslim Greek empire had a huge potential.

We're germanic

I fucked the portumoors 2 much now they hate you. Didn't know that they are more butthurt than Slavs.

>We're germanic

My name has Greek origin.

2 much 2 read

I went between Portugal and Spain for two months because I went tree planting in Scotland then followed some friends there afterwards, and different times I went too italy for like two weeks to hangout with a buddy I met planting and like a few years ago I went to Greece for a week with my brother. I liked it all but Spain I had troubles in though. Two different ATMs I used were I guess being scammed. The equivalent of $2000 Canadian was withdrawn from Indonesia when I was in Barcelona.

>the overly social / friendly demeanor comes across as fake to me.
>Has Spain as favourite southern european country

I see a paradox here

oxi means no in greek

Lazy faggots with no future

And I came from Mars.

kys insane subhuman. Turn off that proxy and shoot your brains out

you have not explained the balkans.

slavshit subhuman

A Portuguese corrida looks nothing like a Spanish corrida.
Portuguese Fado doesn't sound like Spanish-Arabian-whatever it is what they sing.
Portuguese beer is drinkable compared to Spanish beer. But The Spanish offer Beer from all over the world. Portuguese should do that too!
Portuguese are unbelievably unqualified to run Tourist industrie. While Spain manages to offer a good time for people from all over Europe.
Portugal is the last shelter of the still existing Termplars. While Spain is governed by Opus Dei.
Portugal is completely deindustrialized and demilitarized and decolonized. Spain is not.
Portugal is friends with the UK. Spain is allways butthurt.
Portugal has juego do pau, Spain has Pelota.
Portugal is friends with Brazil . Spain has all of South and central Amerika except Brazil.
Portugal knows the place of Atlantis. Spain knows the place of Atlantropa.
Portugal had a cool guy like Salzar, while Spain was sporting a crazy criminal called Franco.

&c.

Yes,

My favourite Sup Forums poster. The czech that's always posting how he hates southern europe.

How are you?

Judging by this whole post it doesn't seem we are the ones butthurt

I don't need a proxy. Every place is Greek.

>This fucking Greek diaspora in Germany

Ehm, Portugal has supported Germany with Tungstain Ceramics. during WWII

>Portugal had a cool guy like Salzar

One of the reasons for us being so backwards is because of that faggot Salazar that wanted us to live like we were in the middle ages.

>The equivalent of $2000 Canadian was withdrawn from Indonesia when I was in Barcelona.

hahaha, that sucks, never heard of anyone having a problem like that but Barcelona is a tourist trap full of deliquency

Something that happens when Greece and Turkey make babies.

Yes Papadoglu you sure are Greek

>mfw there are people here who still don't know czechoslovakia does not exist anymore
>mfw some of them will probably never know
that is literally how irrelevant you are

It seems that there is at least one poster from the butthurt betl that hates us. I wonder why when we literally had zero relations with them.

What's up with Portugal's slav-tier depression/melancholy?
Even Brazilians are self hating as hell.

But I like how quiet and humble the culture is compared to Spain.

This is my planet Canuck.

Greece won two world wars, cowardtugal supprted Germanazi losers.

he is an italian psycopath using a proxy

The balkans have a really cool underground art scene. They are really honest with their work and aren't tainted by pretensiousism like in the rest of europe.

For real?
I thought that he was a shitposting turk desu

kurdish subhumans

Shoo shoo, T*rkroach

They are subhumans. Maybe worse than russians.

Greek diaspora in Germany is totally nice. They have the only alternative to Döner. Gyros Pita.

And they are usualy hardworking guys, that don't ask us to get stuff for free.

>What's up with Portugal's slav-tier depression/melancholy?

The atlantic climate, isolation, poverty and self-awareness. We are vey hard on ourselves.
Brazil inherited that trait from us but they are a melting pot of cultures so it became a clusterfuck of weirdness and paradoxes

t. Giuseppe

yes, in the italian general he pretends to be 5 or 6 different people and spends the whole day arguing with himself

I am a Greek

Whats up Papadopoulos?

klasikos tourkos einai

boards.Sup Forums.org/int/thread/59059733/greece-improvement-general#p59064833

aplos pestou oti oi tourkoi einai ipanthropoi kai deston na ta pairnei

>But I like how quiet and humble the culture is compared to Spain.

Yes me too. I couldn't live in a country like Spain or Italy. I need quiet.

I am a Greek and I too played 5 or 6 different roles but it's not me.

We used to be relevant centuries ago, aren't anymore, and are keenly aware of it.

Because of this we have a deep inferiority complex towards "real" Europe (France, Italy, England, Germany).

sure thing miroslav

You're my favourite southern euros desu

He saved you from becomming places like Hungary or Romania.
Everything works better than Communism. And the ruling families of Portugal had to install Salazar to prevent your country from sliding from democracy into socialism.

Salazar kept you armed and he kept the economically successfull colonies.

Now a days you are digging your own graves again by supporting communist. And you could have easily asked the Slav countries of your size if they think that will play out well, before you do such a bad mouve

>Portugal
>By far the saddest, quietest and most timid southern european country.
Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate. It's a really beautiful country but very niche at the same time. In order to understand it's culture you gotta spend a lot of time around the regions otherwise it will seem just like a little Spain.

Ok, now you made me want to live in Portugal

i rota ton gia tis genoktonies

At least you're comfy, a-aren't you?
Because trying really hard to seem relevant - to no avail - feels like shit, but i guess we're stupid like that.

Portugal supported both sides.
And the Greek way of winning is the worser than the German way of loosing.
So much for the competence of Greek leaders.

I know a croatshit with this name.

you complain about being called latin now you you're mad because you aren't in this thread
what the fuck

So now I'm a Portuguese-Spanish-Greek in Germany?

Also never forget to praise the Itallian Ice cafees! (if they aren't run by albanians)

this is why we should genocide them

so you're a neet who got scammed by a prostitute in piacenza and you're triggered because italians are normies and they insulted your autism
got it

>Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate

UK-Portugal bros for life.

Well, you guys are way more relevant than us. You are basically the founders of the modern western thinking and culture.

But yes, over here it's very comfy... Pheraps "stagnated" would suit better but it's pretty comfy overall. Except for Lisbon and Algarve of course.

Greece fucked shitaly and got more land although they didn't want to join war. Ahahhahaha I know that Greex held you back and you attacked the slavshits in winter and lost.

Germs 0
Greece 2

I love Portugal.

I punched a portumoor in the face when I was a kid.

Your capital looks like african street market

Southern Italy is bulgaria tier

Northern Italy is full of shitskins and crimininals

Better be irrelavant than failed state like italy

We're doing ok I guess, but some people unironically think we're still hot shit.

I love Greece look at this flag. I didn't know Greece had the best flag.

They have a wierd inferiority complex and bath in their own sadness.
The call this "Saudade" and created a whole music genre around it Fado.

I predict. The day this thought , music genre and word is removed from Portuguese minds, they will take their destiny into their hands and finally rebuild their country and society.

>UK-Portugal bros for life.

You guys always took advantage of us and never really cared about us. That alliance is the biggest meme in Portugal history

Explosive shit

You're good guys, talkative, funny, kebab removal tier, have hot hearts and are kind of arrogant.

Too bad the second/third diaspora generation here is disgusting.

yeah

>mfw if czechs disappeared during the night, it would take the world about 30 years to realise it is gone because nobody is either going there or thinking about it

Literally, ever since you gave us the wonder known as döner.

You must be a Turk if you think anyone feels hurt just becasue you hit a christian.
We are all for our own.