Why do iToddlers always take a selfie with their iPhones showing?

Why do iToddlers always take a selfie with their iPhones showing?

because the selfie cam is literal nonfunctioning technology it takes useless fat face pictures

Because they need the phone out to take the photo

>camera's built into phone
>use mirror to take photo by pointing phone at mirror
>waah why is the phone in the photo
Think for a moment, I know it hurts to but you just might figure it out.

iphones actually launch a paper-thin apple-shaped drone that snaps the photograph, but because it uses a technology that takes the phone as reference to draw a perpendicular path to that of the surface of the phone, it's pretty much impossible not to get the phone, the IR sensor in the top right, as well as the deploying site in the back of the phone.

but well, if you don't like it then do better, nigger.

This is correct.

Source: my dad works for Apple

I bet she couldn't even tell you what processor it has or what firmware is installed.

hahahahahaha

normies don't care about this shit, turboautist

I bet you couldn't even tell me which engine your car has or what the stock tire pressure and measurements are.

>implying user has a car
>implying he leaves his room

>engine
>PE-VPS

>Tire pressure
>28lbs

>16 inch wheels, 6.5in wide

yeah because you totally didn't just google that shit right now

fuck off dumb faggot and choke on cyanide

I browse /o/ faggot
it's a 2016 Miata

sure buddy

timestamp or gtfo

normal people want fast performance and good UI/UX, not to masturbate about tech specs on paper

brb, getting bread for the hood

>implying that iphone users dont like to show everyone that they use an iphone

Just take a look at this case with a hole on it, cringe.

Everyone should know these things about his car.

>16 inch wheels
Nice job wheellet

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>he doesn't take selfies using a selfie stick while smoking a cigarette

sorry I don't have 23 inch SPINNIN RIMZ

nice queerwagon

>i'm not gay but my miata is

Fuck you guys, I'm off to the hairdresser's.

Because they are so shallow and boring person they try to compensate by showing off their $1000+ phones.

That and they can't do very basic photoshopping.

Why do you think?

Bet you have long feminine hair that swirls in the wind when driving your convertible open

The next thing that Apple will remove from their phones will be the front camera, they'll sell a new accessory for better selfies: the iMirror.

>Why do iToddlers always take a selfie with their iPhones showing?
>why does the capturing device show in the mirror the picture it taken in

Its called a mirror reflection, pajeet. Are you fucking retarded?

neither can he

I live in 3rd world and i have a friend that's working for $300/month (that's average salary here)

He just bought iphone 7+

Why do people do this?

you're just jealous of my FABULOUS LOCKS

How does it drive?

>not owning 2 electric toothbrushes to dual wield

very nice, needs better sway bars though. Sticky tires make the thing roll a bit more than I'd like

Are you in Bangalore?
Please tell.

So she can show she has the newest iPhone what else, this is how people brag she has make up on and good clothes

every phone is showing in a mirror selfie, but the picture on a moto Sup Forums is too blurry to identify the phone while the iphone takes good pictures with great detail

No, Balkans

well obviously they want to look rich. they know they never will be, so there's no imperative to save money in their mind

of course the joke is doubly on them because enough impoverished idiots have iphones that it doesn't signify wealth at all

She doesn't need to brag and that's not the latest iPhone. The rear camera takes much better pictures in general and it's easier to avoid fat face as in the above posts.

Pretty much every iPhone case is like that. If you have an iPhone and want a case you have almost no choice but to retardedly display the logo

>use selfie cam for the first time in my life
>look at picture
>it's in mirror image
>close picture
>open picture
>it's no longer in mirror image

mind = blown

true or not, you know that's not the reason, especially since they place their fingers so that the logo isn't covered

Have you played with the suspension at all? I'm not sure what the ground clearance is on the new ones so that might be a null question.

the hole is actually mandated by Apple if you want the case to be listed as officially supported

Because there is no market for iPhone cases that hide the logo.
Literally nobody will buy them.

The logo's placed so it's not covered up when you hold the phone, not the other way around.

Blatantly false.

Mirrors don't show what you really look like. Your face is asymmetrical. The ugly you on the selfie camera is closer to the real you, if you know how to use it properly.

not yet, a friend of mine is going to be lowering his though.

>true or not, you know that's not the reason, especially since they place their fingers so that the logo isn't covered
you're really reaching here

People also look retarded due to the wide angle lens.

>The logo's placed so it's not covered up when you hold the phone, not the other way around.
right, because they know that a visible apple logo is part of the appeal to a large chunk of the consumer base

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I built my own engine.

No, because it's free advertising.

damn

is this a meme or is this real

>People also look retarded due to the wide angle lens from close up
ftfy

Perspective is a function of distance.

wew lad

Is that Ivanka?

It's real and well known among photographers.

is correct though: it's really about perspective (subject distance) but the wide angle lens coupled with tiny sensor kinda forces you to take close portraits.

It's real. It's just how lens work.

Real, but some troll swaped the various pictures around. That isn't the right one.

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Because they're cunts.

Inferiority complex.

checked

have you tried to operate a camera with a touch-screen-based shutter button with your arm stretched out and without being able to see the screen?

That "troll" must have been very busy then becasue all examples look like that.

Phone cameras are usually around 30mm equivalent, btw.

i can't tell if this is satire or not

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>The ugly you on the selfie camera is closer to the real you, if you know how to use it properly.
Wrong. Most traditional cameras have an extremely low focal distance because they have wide angle lenses which in turn distort the everliving fuck out of your already deformed mug.

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Distance from subject actually changes the distortion if you use a wide angle and take a picture of someone far away they'll look the same as a telephoto of just their face

>Phone cameras are usually around 30mm equivalent, btw.
The back cameras. The front facing ones are below 10mm.

Sounds normal to me.

This is why the front camera was made.

Driving a Miata
Calling other fags "faggots"

but its not really the focal length that does that

it is the distance from the thing you're photographing

sure, take a face shot with a 30mm equiv. and that'll apply

but take it from further away and it might be unnoticeable

>sure, take a face shot with a 30mm equiv. and that'll apply
Except you can't take a face shot from upclose with a 200mm lens. The size of the sensor forces you to increase the distance between the photographer and the subject of the photo.

the "middle class" picture is actually upper-middle-class now
thanks Obama

yes, but the effect comes purely from the distance, not the lens

>yes, but the effect comes purely from the distance, not the lens
You fail to understand that they are a function of each other.

Nah it's also around 25-30mm.

10mm would be extremely wide.

MOMMY

>turbo

>all terrain

>4x4

>1000 "iToddlers" take a selfie
>250 show their iPhone
>"hurr, all iPhone users show their iPhone when making a selfie"


Apparently poorfags aren't that smart..

not really, you can work around the problem if you don't have a long lens, as indeed, the problem comes solely from the distance

you want to photograph a person but only have a wide-to-medium lens? just take it from farther away, crop if needed for an avatar or something

talking about focal lengths is misleading when the cause is the distance

you just did the equivalent of
>what processor do you have
>an i7
>what kind of storage are you using
>1TB
>what screen resolution do you have
>24 inch

If they were smart, they wouldn't be poor.

why can't poor people just buy more money?

Good luck cropping a phone picture and not ending up with complete poop.

Plus that's not what 99.999% of iPhone users do.
They stay close to fill the frame and thus look retarded.