Go outside

>go outside
>this man steps infront of you and says:"貴殿の偉大なる文明国をこの世から拭い去る我等が意向をご通知申し上げまする"
>wat do

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Naruto sikamaru madoka magica ¡SIN-CHAN!

>Thanks anime.

This.

Ayyy lmao.

Cut him in half glorious Nippon steel

walk past him and smile awkwardly.

sorry i don't speak anime

Invade Japan

Itadakimasu Jutsu-san!

PIKACHU CHARMANDER POKEBALL!

I reply politely "chongchong-pongpong to you to my friend".

and a good ping-pong to you too sir

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nuke him

ping pong chang chong khang

Parry the dumb katana shitter

>teleports behind him
"heh, you're ten years too young to face me"
>slices him in half
>jumps into air, cuts him into tiny pieces
>lands and sheaths katana before pieces hit ground
"psh, nothin personel kid"

>turn head left
>turn head right
>"where is he?"
>look down
>"hi there little fella"

>reparations pls

think of past and fill the episode with memories.

Speak english you fucking manlet weeb

EN GAAAAAAAAAAARDE

Make a V sign with my fingers sideways across my eyes, scream KONICHIWA!! SUPER KAWAII DESU!! and take a selfie with him on my Motorola Razr.

whattudo you sayu abouto me
konno okama yaro
moshi moshi? muda muda muda

get on my knees and suck his BBC (Big Bushido Cock)

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-sama

basically this

독도는 우리 땅!!!

y-you too...

Drop two more bombs desu

shoot him for trespassing on my property

roll around like an idiot and try to hit him with my sword every now and then

"GO HOME U FARKEN WEEABOO ITS 7PM AND YER STILL COSPLAYING THAT NIP SHIT CAN U PLZ FUCK OFF BACK HOME NOW YOU DUMB CUNT GOSH YOURE SUCH AN IDIOT FUCK ME DEAD MATE U SHITCUNT"

>貴殿の偉大なる文明国をこの世から拭い去る我等が意向をご通知申し上げまする

maybe we say
日本はおまえに負けない(Japan is not defeated by you)
白人は出ていけ(white pig go home)

Use superior fencing to own his Kendo ass

Pick him up and put him on display next to my other action figures.

BUSHIDOO!!! BANZAIII!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=5L6h-s5VSmU

Pshhh... nothing personnel kid
youtu.be/9A-aL49F0Jc

i would smile and say

"The Diaoyu Islands are the sovereign territory of the People's Republic of China and Japan is a warcriminal country that should learn its place"

that sword pose

Summon my stand in trademark homoerotic fashion.

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