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Best state edition

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canadian clay

pretty good, but Connecticut (W.A.S.P. paradise) and Maine (American New Brunswick) are better IMO

That is true and this is an unusually good German post

>tfw my home town is actually named on OP's picture

Isn't Minnesota and Michigan just where all those Swedes went to a long time ago?

Holy shit, now I know why they all have a lot of Somali, and Iraqi immigrants

>Somali infested shithole
>best state

MINNESOTA MENTIONED :DD

Truly the best state

OP here, MN is the only state I've ever been to so I don't really have a frame of reference to name it the best state but did so anyway lmoa

I liked the Twin Cities and Duluth was p comfy. Also it was pretty much the only place where people actually treated me better after I mentioned I was from Germany.

Here, have a complimentary German qt.

How can any other state compete?

They are confined to 3-4 hives in Minneapolis proper, and they do not affect daily life for people who live outside of the area. Somalis in Minnesota comprise one half of one percent of the state's population, and these hives of a few thousand are concentrated in the city center.

Generally they don't cause trouble within /this/ state, what they do is attempt to fly back near the old country to cause trouble there, and they're usually caught. For violent crime in the state, you just need straight-up American niggers.

Okay there's like one tiny hive in Rochester too.

How do they even measure this?

yuri

>first summer class starts in an hour

god damn they're better be at least some qts there. You guys taking any summer class?

I'm taking math (functions) over again so i can get into school, also taking physics and world history online through my high school's school board wew.
the sumer school classes dotn start til may 18th for me, what province you in t b h

By sampling from each state

Somalis in Rochester aren't bad at all. Most work at the Mayo Clinic as nurses and shit.

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Thanks lori

BC. Also I was thinking of taking physics online in August. Have you taken any online courses before, how are they?

who /northernvirginia/ here?
i live right next to dulles international airport

t b h, when i signed up for the online courses, the person i was with said they have a success rate of about 37%(and our area isn't exceptionally stupid), which is probably due to the fact it is so easy to ignore or forget online courses.
Also, depending on how well made the courses are, you may have to refer to youtube lessons just to fill in some blanks.
tl;dr - use youtube for help, dont be lazy and you're set

you have to have high income in Cali, otherwise you couldnt afford to live here

MoCo here, I'm across the river but I can be in your base killing your d00dz in 20 mins

TRUE LIFE LONG MINNESOTAN HERE, YOU RANG ME
ASK ME QUESTIONS

please go
BEST STATE

whats all the foos aboot, y know?

Hello.

>Minnesota nice is the stereotypical behavior of people born and raised in Minnesota to be courteous, reserved, and mild-mannered. The cultural characteristics of Minnesota nice include a polite friendliness, an aversion to confrontation, a tendency toward understatement, a disinclination to make a fuss or stand out, emotional restraint, and self-deprecation.

Is that why Minnesota cucked so hard against Trump?

t b h how is your country, central asian politics dont make the news often here

>Minnesota nice is the stereotypical behavior of people born and raised in Minnesota to be courteous, reserved, and mild-mannered. The cultural characteristics of Minnesota nice include a polite friendliness, an aversion to confrontation, a tendency toward understatement, a disinclination to make a fuss or stand out, emotional restraint, and self-deprecation.
t b h why isn't Minnesota Canadian

Do women in minnesota shave their cunts?

Almost all of those things describe me and most of my family members
i love being minnesotan
pls my accent is cute

>Central Asian

Wew lad.

because its ours, you thieving leaf

30% of the new season of GoT done and it's already a snoozefest

fucking hell that series went to complete shit the very second they put magic/fantasy at the forefront of the story.

Are the Twin Cities the best place in MN? I thought so when I visited.

>fucking hell that series went to complete shit the very second they put magic/fantasy at the forefront of the story.

so...episode 1?

It's just getting stupider and stupider
>Roose trusting Ramsay not to kill him after mentioning his newborn son
>The Sand Sneks honouring Oberyn's memory...by brutally slaughtering his brother and nephew
>Arthur Dayne duel-wielding

yes
So personally, growing up in southern MN, I have a love for the bluffs and the plains. But the TC is fun, and Duluth is my favorite hands down. Going camping up there is a blast, as is driving up high way 61

south/central I guess, considering your just south of what is referred to as central asia

t b h how is your country, south asian politics dont make the news often here

What's Oregon like? Need to get out of no-water-ifornia.

I really dont have any words for this, also fairly sure he is talking with the president of Chechnya in the second part

How do you feel about your southern neighbors?

I have established a pact with green and orange
They will substitute Canada and Mexico

>so...episode 1?
while the white walkers were present from the very first episode, it wasn't at the forefront of the story until much later in the series.

It was good when it was political intrigue, now it's just fantasy shit and retarded personnal drama.

beautiful forest, than shit with nothing to see, then portland, then washington

I live in Minneapolis and I never have to deal with Somalis unless I'm downtown or take a cab. They stay in their shitholes mostly

I-Is Steven Seagal becoming a Chechen jihadist?

I'm OK with Iowa, I go to Iowa City and Des Moines for concerts often. I think they're bros with us.
Bro, are you in uni?

fucking Czechs

why are minnesotans so cute?????

Is it true that Minnesotans speak like Fargo characters? Also, do they seriously say "come with"? That's a pretty sloppy German translation. Other than that, looks like a comfy state.

Yes, I have no clue whats wrong with him

why does Iowa have a French tricolor as a flag? That's quite embarassing

That's Stellaris right?
Is it good? I want to buy it but I need to justify spending money. I have over 500 hours in EUIV, and probably another 300 in miscellaneous sci-fi strategies, so y/n?

Hello, can I visit twin towers?

It was part of French Louisiana

Why does Canada have a peruvian flag with a leaf? That's quite embarrassing.

>MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH HERITAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Minneapolis is best city. For small towns I like two harbors a lot but the best place in Minnesota is the boundary waters canoe area. Beautiful lakes and great fishing and no motors or buildings allowed.

yes
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And yes I say come with a lot.

sabe pa, viva la raza, muerte a los pitucos

salu2

ps. salu2

it's canadien clay

>des moines

pirate it then, or maybe get it on gmg with 25% off
its pretty fun so far

Yeah but not at the U of M. I go to saint johns during the school year

How many LOYAL CANADIAN SUBJECTS OF THE QUEEN would be willing to FIGHT FOR THE MOTHER LAND today?

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

>Harold Wood, Ontario, Canada

Ah, neat, i have a good friend who went up there and graduated last year. Seems like a nice school

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fuck off you buck-toothed inbred islander monkey

come back when the mayor of your capital isn't named Sadiq Khan you fucking cuckold

That's the exact thing I'd expect you to fight you ungrateful Canuck cunt.

for starters you could fight it yourself you weak spineless cucked fuckwad

>Minnesota
Went there a few years back to meet some relatives.

I'm not much of an inland person, and I couldn't possibly see myself ever living that far away from the ocean, but to be fair, it was actually alright. The people were pretty nice in general, more so than I expected. Especially if they knew where I was from.

>"So Brent told me you're actually Norwegian."
>"Yeah that's true."
>"No way! Hahahaha!"
>"..."
>"So am I actually..."
>five minutes of non-stop muh heritage-ing
>"...and it was so nice meeting you."
Never met the guy again. Didn't really get a chance to tell him he was saying "Nawrdge" the entire time but that's just on him, 2bh.

Some battles require the help of our brothers and sisters. Much like in the Wars, today we face an enemy greater than us we can't fight alone.

I suspect that you're probably the most cucked one here, turning you back on your heritage. Remind me, who's your Head of State again?

Seriously who thought this was a good idea? Just wait for the ending

Kill yourself you twat.


God Save the Queen

t b h don't listen to him, probably south or east asian diaspora
Canadians will always help their allies of the Commonwealth, and people are generally more loyalist/pro brit the more east you go.

MoCo REPRESENT

We hate you more than we let on syrup scum.

Who /southoftheriver/ here? Wonderful weekend we had fellas. As long as you're not a shut-in

Problem is he takes himself and his laughable movies way too serious.

>Minneapolis is the best city
Yeah, but only the south. There's a reason the lightrail doesn't go any farther north

because they're not all inbred hicks

kek same thing happened to me when I visited.
>"my ancestors were from Bavaria"
>"that's cool, do you speak German?"
>"LOL NO"

It was still a pretty amazing place. I posted in this thread already, I've been to the Twin Cities and Duluth. Duluth had some top comfy diners, whereas my favourite place in the TC area was probably Canterbury Park, with Valleyfair as a close second. That mall was a sight to behold too, not sure what its name was but it's supposed to be fucking huge, even in American terms.

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CHICANO CHIMPOUT

was accused of botting, which I never did
but of course, how do you prove that you DIDN'T bot?
I can't even appeal it anyway
had firecape, full void, shit like that ;__;

i legit have a tattoo of the state outline on my back
>using the lightrail
>wanting to get mugged
I always feel unsafe at stadium village desu

pic

Had to drive west through the Chicago stretch of I-80 today

how the FUCK people put up with the toll roads, traffic, retarded drivers, etc. of that shitty godforsaken city every day is beyond me

It truly does warm my heart knowing that, my Canadian cousin.

>he lives in a state where half the women get pregnant while teenagers

is this true?

america is pig disgusting

this isn't me but it's essentially this, but my linework looks A LOT better.

GOAT edition
most of the state doesn't have that meme accent in a noticeable way

Clinton is nowhere near as pretty as that.

But piggies are cute 2bh.

they look like that for like a month then become fat and disgusting.
t. child of a pig farmer

yuropoor afraid of pork, what a surprise

But that's the best part, because then you get to make this

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Does /cum/ listen to memerap?
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