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Could I pass as a local in your country?: The edition

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come on guys this is a gr8 meme

check the catalog, you fucking idiot

>"Umaru was a great anime"

No.

is this you

Are you sure?

...

i suspect you could in toronto desu

bretty solid looking too, wouldn't mind you being here/10.

hey canada bros, first time canada-goer here
>nice people
>beautiful country
>metric
>generally jolly atmosphere
>cute accents

bretty 5/5 country desu

can someone tell what a "loonie" is though pls

yuri

A one dollar coin, it's yellow/gold in color with a loon on the back.
A toonie is a two dollar coin, it's two different colors with a polar bear on the back.
Where are you visiting from and where in Canada are you visiting?

For refrence

>porn in the background

Why is Mexico such a degenerate shithole?

>tfw making a ring with my hands around my piss stream and then letting go before I start to lose power

Who else here is living on the edge?

haha booby picture on wall

Do it upwards, like a hoop. That's how real men do it.

Haha i must be living on the edge too

That's called art my friend.

>can someone tell what a "loonie" is though pls
either a crazy person or a dollar coin desu, the crazy one being short for "lunatic" and the coin one making note of the loon on the back of the coin

>cute accents
r-really?

>Where are you visiting from and where in Canada are you visiting?
From Georgia, visiting Toronto, Niagara, and Ottowa. I'm driving between sites so I get to see more.

Ah, I gotcha. Thanks.

>r-really?
Sure, it's a nice accent. For guys it has a "I'm the sorta guy you'd wanna chill and have a beer with" cadence, and for girls it's got a really qt sound, kinda fun and quirky with a pleasant backdrop of politeness and innocence. I think you guys should think "a-boat" embracing your accents more ;-DD

shalom my brothers.

>compliment on her sacks of fat on her chest
>she gets mad at me

dont understand girls famigos

What are you going to be doing in Ottawa?

You should visit Montréal or Québec city, it's like a better version of France.

Canadian ISP's are really the ultimate jews

>100GB cap
>download speed up to 3.0mbps, most of the time I get 1.5
>100-150 ping in almost all north american game servers

and it doesn't really help that games require more and more updates just to play, although it's more console related PC gaming isn't as bad when it comes to it

>Turn on XB1
>"time to update the console lad haha, 300MB"
>want to play game because I haven't played it in a month
>"sorry lad you gotta update the game haha, that will be a 10GB update"

>10GB
>Used 10% of my data cap JUST to update a game
>takes 12-15 hours to download

the isps don't bother me but cell companies sure do

I've got a number of things planned. I like history, and Ottowa's apparently got a lot of that, so I'll want to be doing something with historical sites probably. I've really enjoyed going to places related to the War of 1812, the building of the Erie-Ontario canals, and all that in Niagara. Any specific suggestions for Ottawa?

>You should visit Montréal or Québec city
I know, I know, everyone keeps telling me that. I'll have to save that for another trip though.

Yeah really, most smartphone plans with celluar data are like 80 bucks a month

Seems like you have our internet too.

You probably have it way worse because due to the lack of aus/nz players in certain matchmaking situations, you'd get lumped into a north american server with 350 ping

Maybe if you had a beer, a hat and some better shit posting skills, kid.

Visit Notre Dame Basilica, Parliament Hill, the Tulip Festival (the Dutch send us Tulips every year in May), go to Gatineau for real poutine, pouding chômeur, Québecois food. Go to Byward Market and try a Beavertail.

>look up overwatch porn
>none of it has sound

in the trash

Awesome, I'll definitely be going to Parliament Hill and the Tulip Festival in Ottawa. As for the Quebec destinations, I'll have to hit those up next trip. Thanks for the tips bro.

come visit my area senpai

WTF! I hate abttarr now!

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>look up overwatch porn
>minimal Symmetra and Pharah

Fuck that

where you at bro

Turkey Point (Norfolk County)

what is there?

fucking look it up on google maps, i can't really explain it too well since it's an irrelevant part of ontario

I know where it is I am from Gatineau. What is there to do there?

nothing. Drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes

and dirt bike i guess

Looks cozy desu but it's too far out of the way, given the limited time I have for this trip (I'm only getting about 4 days in Ottawa).

look at this photograph

everytime i do it makes me laugh

dunno why but I laughed a lil bit too

Goddamnit I just met another nigger
That's the tenth one I've seen this year, why can´t they just fucking go back to Africa? Just let me have my own country in peace god damn

Yes you look Korean

What's your budget? I'm also planning on visiting soon.

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