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'the french' edition

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kpop

wanking off dogs

honhon funny hat

awful post
Wish I could literally give you a negative (You).

give me advice o wise ones

our president is literally the biggest meme on the planet

maisie

I hate people who aren't racist and people who aren't white

Literally CANNOT tie my shoelaces lads. Had to sprint away from a problem at work the other day because I was asked to tie a knot and loop.

don't remember getting sworn into office

Fuck
Off
Yank

I can do shoes but I can't do a knot, like at the end of a rope, just can't do it

I don't really hate nonwhites, I just want them out of my country and back in their own.

he could probably outmeme you while prepping 2 bulls at the same time kid

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>tfw I actually do hate non-whites

can't imagine there are grown men out there as inept as you
some fat mong in his velcro trainers

Don’t know how reliable it is but I heard that there was no formal announcement at my uni regarding me, just the accusers telling their story to their friends and acquaintances. Been bugging me for a long time what was said about me.

Tried applying to jobs again, can’t apply to some because my tablet has issues. Will go to the job centre and use a computer there tomorrow, hopefully the staff will be as hand off as usual.

My sleeping schedule is all fucked, I go to sleep around 1am and today and I woke up at 1pm. Need to shave, beard has grown too much, will hurt. Little sister called me today, mother probably made her, heard he in the background saying “4 years down the drain”, glad she’s being honest about it with herself at least.

thinking about shaving my beard except for the sideburns and then growing them out long so they become bushy muttonchops

I want their vermin to be purged from this beautiful planet so it become the white eden it was always supposed to be, as decreed by God

just signed a petition to get our SU to hold a referendum to leave the NUS

literally a click of a button, magical

MwAHAAaaaaaaaH TheFrench

I really hate nonwhites, I want them out of my country and back in their own.

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slapper senpai

I don't wear velcro just get my mam to tie a good knot and make sure they don't open again. Reckon it's dyspraxia or something desu.

used to be scared of shoelaces as a kid

just used velcro till I was like 15
forced myself to get shoelaces

FOY
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Hate Protestants lads

Honhon funny war record.

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Lads

>i browse Sup Forums

Reckon you're just a spastic tbqh.

>thinking about shaving my beard except for the sideburns and then growing them out long so they become bushy muttonchops

How many times do you post that here?

Rasheed

Just came twice in a row lads


wow

just pack them to the sides like the white trash kids do

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>trash

Fuck off yank.

technically not your country

but the colonisation of north america was a must

my fav superhero

why can't british rappers match flow to beat rhythm?

Comes off as sloppy

Have you actually tried learning?

I didn't learn to tie my laces until I was 16, then I learned in 5 minutes

That's what I do. It's hell though, I just want comfy shoes.

>technically not your country

>but the colonisation of north america was a must

The yank pakis sold the land to them for a bean fair and square.

Save us trump

Nah it became ours when we slaughtered the previous owners 2bh

>it's a rapper walking through his neighborhood video
awful lad
Not to keen on idiom and punchline rappers as well.

Need to fix my nose, lads

Don't want this mouth breathing to destroy my chin even more

i refuse to believe you're this stupid

yeah but the yanks genocided all of them too

game of maisies is on soon lads

Is his face photoshopped or is he really that fugly?

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>The last man (German: der letzte Mensch) is a term used by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche in Thus Spoke Zarathustra to describe the antithesis of the imagined superior being, the Übermensch, whose imminent appearance is heralded by Zarathustra. The last man is tired of life, takes no risks, and seeks only comfort and security.

>The last man is the goal that Western civilization has apparently set for itself. After having unsuccessfully attempted to get the populace to accept the Übermensch as the goal of society, Zarathustra confronts them with a goal so disgusting that he assumes that it will revolt them.[3] The lives of the last men are pacifist and comfortable. There is no longer a distinction between ruler and ruled, strong over weak, or supreme over the mediocre. Social conflict and challenges are minimized. Every individual lives equally and in "superficial" harmony. There are no original or flourishing social trends and ideas. Individuality and creativity are suppressed.

>. The last man is possible only by mankind's having bred an apathetic creature who has no great passion or commitment, who is unable to dream, who merely earns his living and keeps warm. The last men claim to have discovered happiness, but blink every time they say so.

Fucking hell lad, do you know how to tell the time?

I imagine I would if I kept at it. I made slight progress one day with YouTube videos but completely forgot it all and never really tried again. It's one of those things that don't interfere with my day to day life but one awkward situation could ruin my life.

I just want to experience the euphoria if England win the Euros. Lads, just take a step back. Imagine how insane things would get. How long would people be drinking for?

me in the afterlife

that's me, your words hurt

That was after they sold the land. By every possible metric the land belongs to the scoot'N'shoots.

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me on the right

Wish I had a best friend

welcome to 24 hours ago

thinking about buying a zippo even though i dont smoke

my mum does though so maybe i'll get her one as a belated mothers day gift

Of course lad. I'm a completely functional person but I just cannot tie my laces.

What age are you?

We didn't finish the job unfortunately.
but atleast we have reservationing down.

you're lucky you didn't trip over your untied shoelaces in that case kad

1. Spain and France were there for like 200 years before England and us "yanks"

2. "Yanks" = New Englanders

3. Most of the Indians were long dead by the time the USA started moving westward

You should just learn desu

I didn't learn the alphabet fully until I was 20

Took about 5 mins again

22

huh? i thought they showed it on tuesdays

>those lads are ten years older now

Can't tie my shoes either

If you are thinking of getting a custom one that has the fedora tipping action like that image, I checked and for the UK it would cost £60 at the cheapest with none of the optional extras, so for you guys it will be much worse.

fuck off yank
nobody cares

Business idea: bring real pimpin to the UK
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I refuse to believe I share a country with a 22 year old who can't tie his shoes

Good lad

real autism hours

I watched it earlier

i dont want the fedora one so no worries

Yanks are Americans and have been many years before your Marvels: Civil War.

>trying to get brits to understand our civil war dichotomy
never gonna happen lad
We're all ungrateful yanks to them.

mondays 2am is when it shows for the first time here, which is like 9pm or something in yankland

and then they show it again at either 9/10pm again on monday

you looked into buying a fedora tipping zippo lighter?

Head on lad

Just remembering this autist I went to school with who thought it was hilarious to say 'Merry Christmas' as a greeting when it wasn't Christmas. Lmfao, he did it for years the mad twat

hahaha wahey!

heh lets go raiding lads hehehehh

Let them see only the ice and winter of my peaks and not that my mountain winds all the girdles of the Sun around it.

They hear only the whistling of my winter storms: and know not that I also travel over warm seas, like longing, heavy, hot south-winds.

To the lads who can't tie their laces, I couldn't do it either with the normal ways. I tried the youtube ones and I couldn't do that either

then my parents showed me some odd way and it worked
basically you make a normal knot, then make two loops with each side, cross the loops and make a knot with those loops, repeat for extra strength

And you have been to everyone before your civil tiff.

could have sworn it was on tuesday the last two episodes

March 17

Don't think I would ever be capable of this

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maybe in whatever crazy timezone you reside in