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NOTHING WILL BE FINE WE WILL BE RULED BY COMMIE SCUM KILL ALL COMMIES KILL KILL KILL

What will Filipino's new PM do against China?

FUCK DAGDAG BAWAS COALITION TO BEAT MARCOS

ПУTAHГ ИHA MO! ПУTAHГ ИHA MO!

GLORY TO THE PHILIPPINE SFSR!
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He is friendly with China, so far no world leader has called him yet.

During the same time six years ago our presumptive President keeps getting calls from Obama, Lee Hsien Loong, Susilo, Najib and everywhere else.

Nuke it. Then we'll nuke your shitty country too for making these autistic weeaboos.

KILL ALL FILTHY COMMIES! COMMIES MUST DIE COMMIES MUST BLOW UP COMMIES MUST DIVE INTO THE GROUND AND NEVER RETURN UP! COMMIES, FUCK YOU!

>Dutdut-Marcos 2016

HE WILL BUILD A WALL
AND HE WILL MAKE CHINA PAY FOR IT

>all those commie scum in the comments
Disgusting.

>Chink is everywhere

Philippine election nearing it's end, I hope flip politics in this thread die out soon

>Behind every successful man there is a woman.

There won't be anymore Flips soon thanks to the wonders of communism.

Fucking commies

So I was told that OFWs voted for BBM. Their votes haven't been counted yet?

none.
But He will make anime real than your country can do

Damn who's the loli

Good taste Dutdut

MARCOSFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

That's her girlfriend. She's 16-years-old.

that qt loli just want some attention

>no cute loli to advise you

although desu i'd prefer some leni milf titties

>our President is also a pedophile

Previously, I thought the Philippines was a shithole because of circumstances and bad luck, but now I understand that the Philippines is a shithole because the Filipino people are dumb shit-skinned niggers. Now I understand why Filipinos are the biggest race-traitors in the world and will latch onto and adopt any other culture but their own.

Sorry for the scathing comment, but I gave you guys many chances before. This is just plain ridiculous. Like, do you guys even care about the future of your country? You guys are retarded, that's the only way to explain it.

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>Implying 16 years isn't prime breeding age

He already talked with some of their consuls in cebu last year

>your president is also an incest-loli-fag

this country is an anime

>but I gave you guys many chances before
Top kek, stop acting all important and shit. It's not like we owe you anything, retard.

>Herro Comrade Rody
>Kamusta Comrade Song

Hey, don't blame some of us. Some of us here hate commie scum like him, but we're far too few.

holy shit! he have a very qt daughters

...

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We recognize and accept the supreme authority of the USA

>blaming the commie magic to us

Pinoys are just reactionary voters with no semblance of long-term planning.

We should have primaries or round 2 voting though since every winner only reaches 30-40%, leaving the 60%-70% behind.

>tfw no one realizes they just elected commie scum
>no one will believe you that he's commie scum

why are my friends fags

god why are you replying to mangingisda?

red pill them slowly

From now onwards, Malaysia is rare flag.

Don't talk to me or my post ever again.

kek you'll be in the same situation on november

FILIPINOS
BY EXECUTIVE ORDER 69, YOU SHALL BEGIN PRACTISING OUR NEW NATIONAL SONGS

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Fuck off Malaysia, or free us from the commies.

That's 16 years old?

Damn she looks like around 13

Noted

Is it true Duterte is his own grandpa?

WHO WILL SAVE US FROM THE COMMIES? HELP! HELP!

>hindi ako komunista
>fags believes in his words

simple as that

;_;

>yfw she will be the youngest first lady in this country.

>fags will believe anything this commie says

this is why it's easier to make this shit into a communist country

Our local Anti-Bolshevik
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>2016
>Memerigo Memterte wins elections
>has come out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic, he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>"Philippines? More like Sillypenis amirite?"
>whole crowd goes fucking nuts
>every single Abu Sayaf militant blows themselves up
>China instantly GTFO fron South China sea
> entire Tondo is demolitioned
>Sabah is given back to Philippines
>all ERP'ers are thrown into jail
>God Emperor Trump signs deal with him, making Philippines USA's greatest ally instead of Israel
>Mar Roxas' wife is fucked by the Dut infront of Mar
>sex tourists are deathsquaded, with the exception of Norkek
>Bongbong Marcos commits sudoku
>Miriam's cancer is cured fully, and is made as honorary assistant
>Lenin arise from the dead from the power of Du30' gommunism
>Blake's babby is born

>liking sag titties

>not liking MILFs
fucking faggot

I never said I didn't like MILFs.

Yeah, right. A true MILF fan knows Leni is the greatest MILF of all.

>Personafag
Opinion discarded.

>literal fag
Opinion discarded.

>Blake's babby is born

Isn't that his granddaughter? What's her name?

Dear Dudut

We the Coalition of Urban Snatchers in Metro Manila would like to extend our profound forgiveness to our upcoming president Rodrigo Duterte. Our headquarters, located at the back of talipapa on piso net that we managed to highjack 3 months ago as our office slash gaming computer in Olongapo will vow to not make such crimes that we commit to our daily lives.

To the people who we snatched thank you for your stupidity that we can enjoy little luxury that we even can't afford.

-CUSMM

c.c to Dick Gordon

I'm just waiting for you to vote for trump, famfam.

>I understand
Stopped reading there

>Martial Law
>it was done in the past to protect Filipinos

Enrile confirmed for cuck, and also a filthy commie scum.

>Implying Enrile wasn't the most anti-bolshevik senator

Enrile is a shit person and a shit senator.

enrile is a fucking traitor, former LP bitch and now sucking dutdut. i wonder why he's still alive

do flip girls have sex before marriage

Literally one of those lackeys of villains in entertainment media. Fuck Enrile he should be dead now that he's turning into commie scum.

Of course

We have sex in high school.

I want to do it with you senpai.

On the stairs?

Only the beautiful and good-looking ones. For the rest of us, we just post on Sup Forums and die a virgin.

How do you think they married in the 1st place
Alot are shotgun marriage here

all the time...if you want a pure and innocent gurl, go to province. They slowly make her feel loved, After 3-6 months you can do whatever you want to do because flip women are very loyal.

Extra points for teens and young adults.

Yeah. I once had sex with this qt classmate of mine (we were 15 at that time, 2nd year highschool in UST HS) and she wanted to try anal. Needless to say it was the best time of my life.

There's a peephole video of two students doing it on the stairs. It became popular.

did she clean before hand or did you kontol got covered with shit considering your school is called utot sabay tae

I only do it for mahal

hehe nice dubs tho

WITNESSED

all these jealousy

It has been mentioned a couple of times that Duterte showed his "presidential side" where he spoke impressive, coherent, perfect English. Can anyone link me to it and what's the exact time stamp?

Hey there SoKor! Do you have tips for us flips on how to battle the commie scums?

i once did it with the twins...well it was complicated at first but it was fun threesome when we came into consensus.

Too bad they died with their family at MV Princess of the Star

Fucking Sulpicio Lines and fuck now im so fucking horny

sauce

Search it yourself.
Go to Xvideos and search hagdan (flip for stairs)

>you will never be the brave leader of the anti-commies

>muh punisher
>muh kill anyone I don't like

How do I get ASEAN gf?

i-it depends on the size..

It's not too late.

What does Dutduts think of Homura? She did nothing wrong.

He approves.

He got a big role in ousting Marcos. One thing that I don't like about him is he's still working in the government. He's too old to take on that job as a senator. So fuck him.

Good taste. At least the filthy commie knows greatness when he sees one.

i cant fap to that

lol but pakistani are the prettiest and purest in the world
you would be downgrading to get a filthy flip look at all these whores