Where can i get a gf like this?

Where can i get a gf like this?

At your local dog kennel

all that health care and you can't bother to see a therapist? get your shit together

t. dog

probably

Your tongue lacks the vigor of dat dog.

at a mental hospital in a predominantly white area

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LOL

south usa most likely

A creepy girl once told me that you should always be suspicious of girls living alone with male dogs.

might try this with my dog sometime

Florida

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One of the reason why horse riding is so sucessfull with female, is that the saddle massage their cunt when the horse gallop.

WHITE MEN GETTING KEKED BY DOGS. CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I grew up horseriding and I can attest to this statement. Feels good if you're a boy too.

t. dogola the dog

Same reason why horse riding is so successful with Swedish men, when the horse bucks their ass lands on the saddle horn

Fucking western degenerates REEEEEEEEE

ebin :D