>*knock knock* You open the door. It's the Queen's Guard. They've come to take your gf away.
Choose your weapon, Sup Forums. You have 10 seconds to save your gf from abduction before she is taken away and eaten alive to sustain the Queen's Guards' ferocious appetite.
Spears and cowhide shields like the one used in the battle of Isandlwana, they seem to be able to kill Brits very easily.
Leo Harris
*whispers to gf* hey babe, I need you to run as fast as you can to the Wendy's where we had our first date. I promise I'll be back.
*kisses*
*to Queen's Guard*
Bring it on, you afro haired fairies. The only person who's allowed to eat my gf is me hehe
Ethan Perez
>implying I have a gf
Tyler Smith
They have Wendy's in Myanmar?
Colton Robinson
...
Liam Cox
*unsheathes Chinese bendy sword* I take no pleasure in killing you
Jackson Ortiz
>brits
I could kill them all with a spoon
Gavin Wilson
try me, fucking try me mate
Oliver Anderson
I pick up a Quran and declare that I am actually a muslim
They immediately apologize for the intrusion and leave
James Ward
Fight me, I'm on fire today !
Thomas Turner
>it's a joke about Muslims in Britain episode
Easton Mitchell
...
Brody Cox
Myanmar, Burma, Cambodia Why so many names for one country?
Kevin Thompson
KHAN HELP ME.
Christian Barnes
>They've come to take your gf away They probably knocked at the wrong door then
Nathaniel Campbell
>take metal pipe >break first guard head at the door >swear and yell in my language to scare the rest away
Lincoln Sullivan
It's not a "joke"
We are fucked, m8
Adrian Reed
>myanmar can't think of anything, tbqh
Leo Wilson
>American education
Alexander Murphy
...
Jacob Martinez
Open the door, listen to their apologies after they won't find anyone.
Aiden Bennett
>Cambodia Don't talk to my wife's son's wife's son ever again, Yankie Doodle
Eli Powell
I'm serious, why did they decide to change their names so many times after China left the Soviet Union?
Lincoln White
American coffee. Proven to keep the red coats away.
Brody Torres
I tell them my house is a mosque, they'll leave right away and call me mayor in the process while apologizing
Jonathan Cook
To be fair, it would make sense to find a frenchman in a mosque
Carter King
I rape their pinky boypussies
Jack Rogers
that's why there are a lot of french people in london
William Ramirez
Thanks for the meme support
Zachary Morgan
You aren't answering my concern. Why so many names for one country?
Joseph Lewis
Well, I have a pistol and 45 bullets...
Chase Wright
Burma was the name we gave it after they tried to invade India while we were doing it/wouldn't stop speaking to the French. It changed to Myanmar later on to reflect that the country isn't just made up of the Burman ethnic group/we're not a colony anymore.
Gavin Price
Brits are sissies
I could sneeze and they would run away
Hudson Lopez
>that webm of 20 police officers running from a si file niggnog with a plastic knife
Adrian Young
I know which one about which you're speaking someone find the clip
Lucas Price
>britbong fighting prowess
Jayden Foster
I just find a picture of a man tipping a fedora and type "M'yanmar". Watch and learn kiddo.
M'yanmar
Kevin Scott
These are actual soldiers though, they all have tours in Iraq and Afghan
Camden Martinez
God bless America.
Nolan Morgan
PENCILS OVER 15CM LONG ARE ILLEGAL
Cooper Campbell
>Brits >biggest empire in the history of the universe
>'''poles'''' >bullied ever since it has existed >never won a war
lmao
Anthony Rivera
>Be Brits >Colonize literally empty lands and some poo in the loo >"""""""""""""""Empire"""""""""""""""
Xavier Cooper
>israel >literally given your country by the Brits because we felt sorry for you
Isaiah Bell
Your country owns it's existance to brits so SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT.
Hudson Harris
Respecting the people who keep them alive isn't really Israel's thing.
Bentley Gray
Beat them up with my trusty quran and make them pay reparations, this time i take their daughters
Adam Martin
...
Aiden Perez
...
Caleb Fisher
I'll make way then think
Lincoln Cruz
They're going to find that very difficult to do in the city of Boston