Europe Risk

OH SHIT NIGGA IT'S TIME FOR EUROPE RISK

Read the fucking rules.

Additionally:
Reply to the latest update of the map or your roll won't be counted
I don't give a shit about your politics, number of alliances etc
Once the game is full I'm not letting new people in
Use a fucking tripcode
If your moves are ambiguous (i.e. attack west) I'll interpret them my way
If you bitch like a cunt you get treated like one (telling me when I made a mistake isn't bitching. Telling me I made a mistake when I didn't and constantly whining about it is)

Claim a colour and a nation in the following format:
>YourNation'sNameHere
>ColourHere
>LocationHere

If it's already taken pic another. If you are too fucking lazy to choose yourself I'll give you pink or shit brown or something, or ignore you.

We'll start with 5 (five) players.

>no bonuses
oh come the fuck on OP use a decent map

I prefer the classics. If you want a map with bonuses, go host one.

France
Blue
Paris

>Indigo
>Kiev area
>Kievan Rus

please

Added
No desu

bump 2bh

fekking kaffer
i wil behed u in name of ala

Almost forgot something kinda important. I usually do rolls in real time (i.e. you have 4 territories, your enemy attacks you and rolls before you, you're dead now gg) but this time around I'm gonna calculate in such cases.

Since this is taking a while to take off I guess I'll have a smoke, be back in five minutes, I hope we'll have enough players by then.

Y-you too

Purple
Order of Saint Burger
Israel

Fuck it, starting with 3, let's hope it will take off when we start playing.

Roll.

Expand South to the Black Sea.

expand to paris

Saint Burger removes kebab to the north!

here I come niggers
CLAIM ENGLAND AROUND LONDON!!!!!!

>Yellow
>Stockholm
>Suiones
:^)

suiones was in oslo you absolute tard
Rest in piss anyhow

also make me red t b h

Suiones is in Oslo, but irl Suiones was in Stockholm :^)

New nations emerge in Sweden and England.
France actually claims Paris (sorry for the fuck-up)
The Order of Saint Burger start to remob gebab o shid :----D
Kievan Rus marches rapidly towards the Black Sea.

Conquer all of Scandinavia :^)

Calling Spain
> Spanish Empire
> Orange
> Night lads

expand along the northern coast

fill England, you know the drill
bit rude name tho

Order of Burger makes ebin invasions in Cyprus and Turkey.

We making kebab burger nao :DDDD

>SHIT
Count my trips, please op.... That way I won't be worse than other players and I rolled them! :(

Palindubs

Expand to the eastern river, tale Crimea.

Spain
Any color
Moorish Holy Army
JUST FILL MY SHIT UP SENPAI

Night Lad, again here eh?
My trips called first, soz!

Straights gotten

Added, and no, your trips won't count, you get to roll next turn.

Pali get


UPDATE
The Spanish arrive on the scene with satanic trips. Unfortunately it's not a roll so it doesn't count. Oh the bittersweetness. And not only that, it seems the Moors came to fuck shit up as well. Duke it out.
France is starting to secure the coast, while the eternal Anglo attempts to claim dominion over their island.
The Order of Saint Burger jumps into Turkey over Cyprus, and before Erdogan can complain, the goat-fuckers lose half their nation.
Kievan Rus is making slow advances eastwards and into Crimea.
Suiones is starting to claim most of Scandinavia with little resistance.

Fill Scandinavia :^)

Burgers finish taking Turkey and take Constantinople.
Turn the turkroaches into tasty family meals for everyone

FILL ENGLAND
I
L
L

E
N
G
L
A
N
D

Northmathr
Light Blue
Norway

420 doesnt count?

Defend if attacked, expand north west
Do you think we could avoid war signin a spanish alliance and expand to Europe?
Im down for it

Take Crimea. Expand to the Western river.

fill coast

DUDE WEED LMAO
Also no it's not a special get
One off
Added
Update.
I'm not putting the game on hold for one faggot missing to post btw, after 10 minutes it's update, post before that if you can.

Burger go eat Greek Denbts

Invade Northmathr :^), if there is a stupid "YOU NEED TO DECLARE WAR ONE TURN BEFORE ATTACKING" rule, fill rest of Scandi

That's the way it should be.
Expand to Portugal

expand in france

fill England some mo, but NOT CORNWALL OR WALES
;D

memeraid Suiones

f in benis

Fill Spain without attacking orange
I accept your proposal

I'm about to get autistic here. Fill up THESE territories.

There isn't but in possible death situations I'm gonna wait for the other party to roll and calculate the outcome as stated earlier
Dubs
UPDATE
War rages in the North, and Northmathr and Suiones jump at each others' throats. No decisive victory is achieved yet, but Northmathr barely hangs on to life,
The English sweep over their island in a fury.
Burgers started assimilating the Greek, hopefully the new fastfood joints will save the battered economy.
The Spanish and the Moors have decided to co-exist peacefully instead of bashing each others' heads in.
France just does its thing in France.
Kievan Rus is expanding according to very accurate plans.

Destroy Northmathr :^)

Expand North East to unclaimed France

Excellent
Fill the rest of Britain indiscriminately
if possible spill to.... IRELAND!!!!

find blini in france

Go to italy, i must spread my seed to all southern Europe ayyyy lmao

fill scandinavia

Burgers invade Albania to give them cheap turkman burgers.

Shamefurr dispray

Excellent, now a general push northeast, but NOT CROSSING ANY RIVERS. See

Here is my trip.

Honestly, you're a fucking idiot if you didn't see this coming. What did you think was gonna happen?

new game when

theres still a slot left lad haha
also get a trip

Pali
One off lmao kys
Dubs
RIP in piss northmathr, 10/05/2016 - 10/05/2016
UPDATE
Northmathr puts up a decent struggle but in the end, it gets blown the fuck out by the Suiones, who now hold the sole dominion over large parts of Scandinavia.
The French, in their lust for Blini, missed the trips by one (1).
The Spanish Empire expands into unclaimed France, how will the Frogs react?
The Moors march along the coast and relentlessly enrich Italy.
The Order of Saint Burger opens restaurant joints in Albania. Mad stacks incoming.
Kievan Rus is slowly, but steadily expanding according to their plan.

attack suiones
gonna hop in shower real quick

Conquer Scandinavia :^)

kill that spanish ally faggot

Burgers invade Sicily.
FOR THE PIZZABURGER!

Continue to expand according to the Kievan Rus Development Master Plan! We will become the most advanced country in the world with our superior infrastructure.

avenge me lads..

Rape italy and the meditteranians islands, spill into France if i get high stuff

Defend and push back French niggers

do you want to make a alliance? spanish cuck let his lands be raped by muslims by signing a alliance with them & giving them half of iberia, lets remove these muslim heathens fa m

Polish Kingdom
Green
Poland

Sure. Let's remove mud and cuck

IKEA is best ally

im back lmao
dont worry senpai he ded

Off by one, kys my mane
Pali
added

UPDATE
The Polish Kingdom arises. Kurwa :---D
Kievan Rus fulfills its expansion plans. What are they going to do now?
The Burgers hop over Italy into Sicily and invent something that gourmets around the world are split over: the pizza burger.
Moors take all of neutral mainland italy and the western mediterranean islands safe for Sicily.
War breaks out between the French and the Spanish.
The English launch a surprise attack on Suiones, and their ships land on the shores of Norway. The Suiones, unaware of the coming danger, seek to further their dominion over Scandinavia.

Fill Poland

kill spanish cuck

lol i g2g
blitzkireg as deep into suiones as possible with final roll
sry for abandoning game
if im allowed give territories to France, if not just kill me

Continue expanding northeast to the Volga. Spills go to conquering Finland.

Rape pink muslims in italy and force feed them with PIG BURGERS

I will not stand aside while my negroid people are opressed by the inferior turks, reconquer Italy from Saint Burger and attack him in Greece and Turkey

Kill French Cunts

Heeey we're not turks, we killed the turks.

HA! get rekt

>barely only takes Italy back
>get rekt
Kektus

Thanks for playing but next time don't leave so early you tit
Pali
UPDATE
Suiones miss the turn, the exact moment the English take a good chunk of their claims too. What a bunch of cucks.
Kievan Rus expands towards the Volga. Cheeki Breeki can be heard in a distance.
The Moorish Holy Army and the Order of Saint Burger meet in their fated clash, and the Moors manage to conquer all of Italy and Sicily.
The battle over France still rages on, it is bitterly fought, and the borders are slowly shifting in favour of the Spanish.
The English take most of the Swedish coast.
The Polish are having starting issues.

Fill Poland any spills go to Sweden

kill the cuck

Burgers deepfry and grill the Moors.
KILL EM ALL BOYS
TONIGHT WE DINE IN ROME

Go to Greece and Fuck saind Burger

Kill this faggot
> Go back to your gay nation

Are you seriously gonna just attack the Suiones? Literally a turn after you joined?

North to the Volga, and Suomi beyond.

I just want a little barricade if they come back

HA!get rekt
I'm a nice guy though, you can keep Turkey if you stop this damn war, i have other things to focus on, just expand in the ME and we can move past this little transgression of ours

...

Dubs
>Off by one
Can't make this shit up senpai

UPDATE
The King of England and Jarl of Suiones decided to settle the fate of their empires in a duel. In a dramatic turn of events, both leaders slay each other, leaving their nations confused and stagnant. (In non-rp terms, both yellow and red are open for the taking)
Kievan Rus secures the Volga, and now their eyes are set on Finland.
Poland tries to claim more of Poland and is moderately successful.
The war over France still rages on, with the French managing to push the Spanish back ever so slightly.
The Moors achieve a great victory over the Order of Saint Burger, and most of Greece sees riots as the army burns down the burger restaurants, further wrecking the already unstable Greek economy.

invade 5PA1N

>Get trips
>Forget map
Ebin

Burger fights the Moorish menace
Use tactical burger strikes