Additionally: Reply to the latest update of the map or your roll won't be counted I don't give a shit about your politics, number of alliances etc Once the game is full I'm not letting new people in Use a fucking tripcode If your moves are ambiguous (i.e. attack west) I'll interpret them my way If you bitch like a cunt you get treated like one (telling me when I made a mistake isn't bitching. Telling me I made a mistake when I didn't and constantly whining about it is)
Claim a colour and a nation in the following format: >YourNation'sNameHere >ColourHere >LocationHere
If it's already taken pic another. If you are too fucking lazy to choose yourself I'll give you pink or shit brown or something, or ignore you.
We'll start with 5 (five) players.
Brody Green
>no bonuses oh come the fuck on OP use a decent map
Ian Morales
I prefer the classics. If you want a map with bonuses, go host one.
Samuel Moore
France Blue Paris
Wyatt Wright
>Indigo >Kiev area >Kievan Rus
Caleb Roberts
please
James Turner
Added No desu
Julian Bell
bump 2bh
Camden Perry
fekking kaffer i wil behed u in name of ala
Nolan Howard
Almost forgot something kinda important. I usually do rolls in real time (i.e. you have 4 territories, your enemy attacks you and rolls before you, you're dead now gg) but this time around I'm gonna calculate in such cases.
Since this is taking a while to take off I guess I'll have a smoke, be back in five minutes, I hope we'll have enough players by then.
Y-you too
Zachary Wood
Purple Order of Saint Burger Israel
Nolan Thomas
Fuck it, starting with 3, let's hope it will take off when we start playing.
Roll.
Sebastian Lewis
Expand South to the Black Sea.
Easton Price
expand to paris
James Ward
Saint Burger removes kebab to the north!
Bentley Campbell
here I come niggers CLAIM ENGLAND AROUND LONDON!!!!!!
Jackson Rodriguez
>Yellow >Stockholm >Suiones :^)
Levi Walker
suiones was in oslo you absolute tard Rest in piss anyhow
also make me red t b h
Grayson Reed
Suiones is in Oslo, but irl Suiones was in Stockholm :^)
Evan Ward
New nations emerge in Sweden and England. France actually claims Paris (sorry for the fuck-up) The Order of Saint Burger start to remob gebab o shid :----D Kievan Rus marches rapidly towards the Black Sea.
Henry Ward
Conquer all of Scandinavia :^)
Jacob Bailey
Calling Spain > Spanish Empire > Orange > Night lads
Carter Kelly
expand along the northern coast
Jordan Jones
fill England, you know the drill bit rude name tho
Dominic Perez
Order of Burger makes ebin invasions in Cyprus and Turkey.
We making kebab burger nao :DDDD
Henry Cox
>SHIT Count my trips, please op.... That way I won't be worse than other players and I rolled them! :(
Juan Ward
Palindubs
William Miller
Expand to the eastern river, tale Crimea.
Isaiah Jones
Spain Any color Moorish Holy Army JUST FILL MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Leo Bell
Night Lad, again here eh? My trips called first, soz!
Noah Perez
Straights gotten
Added, and no, your trips won't count, you get to roll next turn.
Pali get
UPDATE The Spanish arrive on the scene with satanic trips. Unfortunately it's not a roll so it doesn't count. Oh the bittersweetness. And not only that, it seems the Moors came to fuck shit up as well. Duke it out. France is starting to secure the coast, while the eternal Anglo attempts to claim dominion over their island. The Order of Saint Burger jumps into Turkey over Cyprus, and before Erdogan can complain, the goat-fuckers lose half their nation. Kievan Rus is making slow advances eastwards and into Crimea. Suiones is starting to claim most of Scandinavia with little resistance.
Christian Lee
Fill Scandinavia :^)
Eli Sanchez
Burgers finish taking Turkey and take Constantinople. Turn the turkroaches into tasty family meals for everyone
Liam Flores
FILL ENGLAND I L L
E N G L A N D
Angel Lewis
Northmathr Light Blue Norway
Isaac Watson
420 doesnt count?
Jackson Reed
Defend if attacked, expand north west Do you think we could avoid war signin a spanish alliance and expand to Europe? Im down for it
Easton Gray
Take Crimea. Expand to the Western river.
David Anderson
fill coast
Caleb Ross
DUDE WEED LMAO Also no it's not a special get One off Added Update. I'm not putting the game on hold for one faggot missing to post btw, after 10 minutes it's update, post before that if you can.
Dylan Miller
Burger go eat Greek Denbts
Sebastian Baker
Invade Northmathr :^), if there is a stupid "YOU NEED TO DECLARE WAR ONE TURN BEFORE ATTACKING" rule, fill rest of Scandi
Ethan Perry
That's the way it should be. Expand to Portugal
Jeremiah Diaz
expand in france
Camden Phillips
fill England some mo, but NOT CORNWALL OR WALES ;D
Ethan Morales
memeraid Suiones
Michael Lopez
f in benis
Nathan Perez
Fill Spain without attacking orange I accept your proposal
Caleb Barnes
I'm about to get autistic here. Fill up THESE territories.
Benjamin Turner
There isn't but in possible death situations I'm gonna wait for the other party to roll and calculate the outcome as stated earlier Dubs UPDATE War rages in the North, and Northmathr and Suiones jump at each others' throats. No decisive victory is achieved yet, but Northmathr barely hangs on to life, The English sweep over their island in a fury. Burgers started assimilating the Greek, hopefully the new fastfood joints will save the battered economy. The Spanish and the Moors have decided to co-exist peacefully instead of bashing each others' heads in. France just does its thing in France. Kievan Rus is expanding according to very accurate plans.
Henry Hill
Destroy Northmathr :^)
Samuel Lewis
Expand North East to unclaimed France
Carson Baker
Excellent Fill the rest of Britain indiscriminately if possible spill to.... IRELAND!!!!
Jordan Adams
find blini in france
Cooper Sanchez
Go to italy, i must spread my seed to all southern Europe ayyyy lmao
Owen Lewis
fill scandinavia
Oliver Cooper
Burgers invade Albania to give them cheap turkman burgers.
Sebastian Anderson
Shamefurr dispray
Sebastian Nguyen
Excellent, now a general push northeast, but NOT CROSSING ANY RIVERS. See
Jeremiah Cook
Here is my trip.
Honestly, you're a fucking idiot if you didn't see this coming. What did you think was gonna happen?
Gabriel Miller
new game when
William Hernandez
theres still a slot left lad haha also get a trip
Brody Reed
Pali One off lmao kys Dubs RIP in piss northmathr, 10/05/2016 - 10/05/2016 UPDATE Northmathr puts up a decent struggle but in the end, it gets blown the fuck out by the Suiones, who now hold the sole dominion over large parts of Scandinavia. The French, in their lust for Blini, missed the trips by one (1). The Spanish Empire expands into unclaimed France, how will the Frogs react? The Moors march along the coast and relentlessly enrich Italy. The Order of Saint Burger opens restaurant joints in Albania. Mad stacks incoming. Kievan Rus is slowly, but steadily expanding according to their plan.
Jackson Smith
attack suiones gonna hop in shower real quick
Chase Ross
Conquer Scandinavia :^)
Josiah Myers
kill that spanish ally faggot
Lincoln Anderson
Burgers invade Sicily. FOR THE PIZZABURGER!
Daniel Sanchez
Continue to expand according to the Kievan Rus Development Master Plan! We will become the most advanced country in the world with our superior infrastructure.
Bentley Roberts
avenge me lads..
Tyler Ortiz
Rape italy and the meditteranians islands, spill into France if i get high stuff
Jack Ramirez
Defend and push back French niggers
Christian Wilson
do you want to make a alliance? spanish cuck let his lands be raped by muslims by signing a alliance with them & giving them half of iberia, lets remove these muslim heathens fa m
Bentley Edwards
Polish Kingdom Green Poland
Mason Rodriguez
Sure. Let's remove mud and cuck
IKEA is best ally
Ayden Green
im back lmao dont worry senpai he ded
Dominic Long
Off by one, kys my mane Pali added
UPDATE The Polish Kingdom arises. Kurwa :---D Kievan Rus fulfills its expansion plans. What are they going to do now? The Burgers hop over Italy into Sicily and invent something that gourmets around the world are split over: the pizza burger. Moors take all of neutral mainland italy and the western mediterranean islands safe for Sicily. War breaks out between the French and the Spanish. The English launch a surprise attack on Suiones, and their ships land on the shores of Norway. The Suiones, unaware of the coming danger, seek to further their dominion over Scandinavia.
Brayden Young
Fill Poland
Gavin Reed
kill spanish cuck
Grayson Phillips
lol i g2g blitzkireg as deep into suiones as possible with final roll sry for abandoning game if im allowed give territories to France, if not just kill me
Lincoln Cooper
Continue expanding northeast to the Volga. Spills go to conquering Finland.
David Rodriguez
Rape pink muslims in italy and force feed them with PIG BURGERS
Mason Bell
I will not stand aside while my negroid people are opressed by the inferior turks, reconquer Italy from Saint Burger and attack him in Greece and Turkey
Ayden Watson
Kill French Cunts
Brody Ortiz
Heeey we're not turks, we killed the turks.
Kevin Stewart
HA! get rekt
Xavier Carter
>barely only takes Italy back >get rekt Kektus
Josiah Hill
Thanks for playing but next time don't leave so early you tit Pali UPDATE Suiones miss the turn, the exact moment the English take a good chunk of their claims too. What a bunch of cucks. Kievan Rus expands towards the Volga. Cheeki Breeki can be heard in a distance. The Moorish Holy Army and the Order of Saint Burger meet in their fated clash, and the Moors manage to conquer all of Italy and Sicily. The battle over France still rages on, it is bitterly fought, and the borders are slowly shifting in favour of the Spanish. The English take most of the Swedish coast. The Polish are having starting issues.
Colton Kelly
Fill Poland any spills go to Sweden
Nolan Perez
kill the cuck
Jaxson Allen
Burgers deepfry and grill the Moors. KILL EM ALL BOYS TONIGHT WE DINE IN ROME
Ryder Wright
Go to Greece and Fuck saind Burger
Chase Foster
Kill this faggot > Go back to your gay nation
Elijah James
Are you seriously gonna just attack the Suiones? Literally a turn after you joined?
North to the Volga, and Suomi beyond.
Robert Collins
I just want a little barricade if they come back
Jayden Bell
HA!get rekt I'm a nice guy though, you can keep Turkey if you stop this damn war, i have other things to focus on, just expand in the ME and we can move past this little transgression of ours
Lucas Carter
...
Hunter Garcia
Dubs >Off by one Can't make this shit up senpai
UPDATE The King of England and Jarl of Suiones decided to settle the fate of their empires in a duel. In a dramatic turn of events, both leaders slay each other, leaving their nations confused and stagnant. (In non-rp terms, both yellow and red are open for the taking) Kievan Rus secures the Volga, and now their eyes are set on Finland. Poland tries to claim more of Poland and is moderately successful. The war over France still rages on, with the French managing to push the Spanish back ever so slightly. The Moors achieve a great victory over the Order of Saint Burger, and most of Greece sees riots as the army burns down the burger restaurants, further wrecking the already unstable Greek economy.
Nolan Reed
invade 5PA1N
Jose Martin
>Get trips >Forget map Ebin
Kevin Lee
Burger fights the Moorish menace Use tactical burger strikes