Apologize edition
/brit/
Xavier Powell
Benjamin Jackson
FOY
Colton Price
leelee
Jordan Fisher
just looked in the mirror and realised im a paki
fs why did nobody ever tell me
Juan Lewis
...
Noah Sanchez
The Americansd burned down the Canadian Parliament not long before this so it was revenge
Leo Walker
just got into bed lads, snuggle up? :)
Xavier Long
had my first driving lesson earlier today and I was so anxious I literally vomited all over the dashboard
Aaron Mitchell
...
Leo Howard
youtube.com
My gf on set
Brody Jenkins
Halts Maul du Inselaffe
Logan Price
Gavin Jenkins
colourblindness
Dominic Hernandez
>(embed)
also nonce
Christian Young
I found this out recently, always thought I just had a good tan
Michael Russell
Kyary
Brandon Roberts
investing in some contemporary art
for tax reasons
Daniel Green
listening to the smiths extremely happy
Cameron Miller
friendly reminder that i love everybody in this thread
Daniel Jenkins
...
Brandon Rodriguez
really in the mood for feet lads
Anthony Roberts
fav track?
Jayden Morales
Just found out that my dad has cancer, AND he remortgaged his house in December.
A top Tuesday so far, lads.
Josiah Hall
I have a patent on that
Brayden Bailey
pooed in a public restroom today
Noah Scott
Why are the English such cucks?
Aaron Collins
Canada was not a country back then
Alexander Smith
>female police officers
Kevin Lewis
Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump
"He'll never make it on the ballot paper
oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate
oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas
oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis
oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris
oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections
oh they only lost about 30 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"
He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister
Brayden Howard
Been listening to Nirvana a lot recently. Brings back memories of my teenage depression period where id literally not leave the house for weeks. Fucking great times compared to now.
Bentley Morris
if you had no bones, could you train your muscles enough that they could keep you upright all the time?
Benjamin Reed
>the brit method
FUCK RIGHT OFF
Logan Torres
>restroom
foy
William Rivera
Josie is pooing in a private restroom right now
Christian Smith
>canada is a country now
Jordan Mitchell
Just found out that my cancer has dad, AND he housed his mortgage in December.
A top Tuesday so far, lads.
Adrian Reed
Just went to a restaurant on my own
Don't why I went, I fucking hate eating in public
Shouldn't have went
I was the only one there on my own, lots of couples
Brayden Ortiz
This Charming Man, wbu?
Zachary Reed
>sitting on public toilet
>for whatever reason my foreskin was back
>leant forward slightly
>bellend touched inside of the toilet bowl
>warm, wet feeling
>leant back and looked at my dick
>most of my head covered in poo
>i hadn't started shitting yet
most grim experience of my life, literally sat under the shower for an hour
Hunter Walker
Yes I know you yank twat where did I imply it was
Hudson Edwards
>Why are the English such cucks?
I found that out in Medieval Total war but I can't say why.
Thomas Sanchez
thanks for that
Jonathan Cook
listening to some Deep Purple
Samuel James
oh dear
Evan Morgan
>humidity is 95% outside
is that normal
Gabriel Lopez
Feeling quite dizzy tbqhwy lads. Debating whether I should drive to work or just get the bus.
Lincoln Edwards
good lad
Zachary Bell
ur mum lul
William Miller
pretend to jot down notes and you'll appear to be a critic
Austin Russell
probs How Soon Is Now.
think it was the first Smiths tune i ever listened to fully.
Charles Morales
my opinion on blacks
youtube.com
Jeremiah Sanders
98% here according to google
Ian Flores
what's the appeal of it?
Austin Sullivan
It is still a British Dominion tbf.
Elijah Ortiz
It's cold m8
what are you on about ffs
Michael Morgan
Getting a haircut on friday lads
Anthony Green
l-lads...
Carter Robinson
Should be British territory 2bqh
Caleb Walker
you can trade in the points for fabulous prizes
Austin Wood
Shitposting on mumsnet again lads
Asher Collins
Hm :/
nice. Not a massive Smiths fan but they're alri.
Isaiah Brown
>tfw can't eat in front of people
>tfw normies realise they've never saw you eat
>"user do you ever eat? I've never saw you eat food before"
>all the other normies look at you expectantly
Not a fan desu
Hudson Powell
No poos just farts
Aaron King
C U T I E
U
T
I
E
Caleb Powell
No bones, so no tendons, so no useful muscle.
William Gray
humidity and temperature are separate things
Cameron Reed
This. Or you can just say you write a food blog.
Justin Rogers
>French cops
Kayden Ramirez
Was walking in town and went past the theatre, there was a poster with a naked black hugging a naked white girl
Fucking disgusting, felt a bit sick
Josiah Price
Really enjoy this meme art.
Unironically want a print of it.
David Green
Just print more money and make salaries bigger
Logan Ward
pakis are not human
Jeremiah Gomez
really, really like this picture
Charles Morgan
youtube.com
>French police officers
Luke Myers
thanks for the insight
Jaxon Sanders
I remember in year 9 I sat for the whole summer in my room playing videogames
I could count on one hand the amount of times I left the house
When I went back to school and had to walk around to get to classes my knees hurt because they had barely been used over summer
I wish my dad was still about to see me. He must have been so disappointed when he knew me. I had mates sure, but I hated summer so I stayed inside instead
Jordan Rodriguez
Damn 2004, calm down
Nolan Ramirez
Guuzen nante kantan na kotoba de surechigai
Hanarete shimau nante kangaeru dake de mune
No oku ga itakute
Junsui ni kimi to tsunagatte itai yo ima mo
Nannen mo nanjuunen mo kono saki
no mirai mo Ichido kiri no jinsei dakara
Kimi no mae ja sunao de itai'n da
Jacob Williams
Easton Smith
ha ha ye
Nicholas Allen
clearly too busy restocking the wank bank
i know i would
Xavier Miller
So basically it got fucked up under new labour as with most things
Daniel Murphy
dobby
Samuel Ward
reminds me of this
youtube.com
Christian Kelly
I know what you mean mate, I often see girls with half caste kids
Makes me fucking wretch, you can tell they only do it so they seem 'charitable' and 'moral' for fucking a wog
Liam King
Ask Micky, jt can happen to a male cop
The Based Bill
Henry Walker
This is why even normal patrol police should have guns.
Nathaniel Carter
Absolutely howling
Evan Howard
Do pakis celebrate british holidays?
Anthony Garcia
Because of something that happened in a movie?
Dominic Williams
No and they also try to stop other people celebrating them
Levi Ramirez
yes.
they are british through and through
:^)
Samuel Cooper
Worked out so well for you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Oliver Bennett
I played Dragon Quest VIII pretty much non-stop for a whole summer once. I think it gave me mild autism.
Ayden Anderson
doubt they'd have raped a male tho
Michael Wright
>dobby will never run her bum up and down your crotch
Jose Diaz
Yes and they also encourage other people to celebrate them
Jose Kelly
>shit on the front side of the bowl
Why even lie?
Kayden Sanders
green belts
Christian Mitchell
yeah mate they stand at the airport cheering when big dave and his family from darlington fly off to benidorm in the summer