Japanese Thread/日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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Nice!

God they try so hard to be white.

otsu

Let's take a moral!!

were two nukes moral?

That's rich coming from a Burger

Would you, user?

そんな尻尾に何の意味がある
アレの役割は何だ

>A thread that wasn't made by a Brit or a Jap

I'm not liking this ... Not one bit

no more war, just need a shake hands.

Let's share the burger

かわいいから許して下さいわ

lel I wonder if this was legit

or if not what scam is this, robbery?

but you want to nuke to ISIL now

...

i blame whatever country introduced them to western clothing

日本では身体がエロくて、すぐやれそうなちょいブスが流行ですが、それは世界的なムーブメントですか?
あなたの国のすぐやれそうなエロいちょいブスの画像を見せてください

...

no nuke, but need conquer by arms.
PEACE FROM YOU!!!

ur burgers made her fat, and we were so upset desu.

Organ harvesting.

>日本では身体がエロくて、すぐやれそうなちょいブスが流行
例えば?

意味よく分からん、まず実例を張ってくれ

知らなかった、それ

>but need conquer by arms.
kek'd
this is the American """""""""""""""""""""""""moral"""""""""""""""""""""""""

fat princess?

a shame upon the nation

POLICE, FIREMEN, ARMY.

we have to respect such a jobs.

since Im watching legalporno ,I developed a strange desire to fuck euro women

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youtube.com/watch?v=TjQ870_qbxc

what happens if you perform a reverse image search on her picture?

Your face is level of space war criminal

can you not see from the English that that poster is not actually american?
日本旗は良く「これもそれも在日」と言ってるのに本当の在米を見破れないのか

it's true tho

sorry about that.

>tfw fishbone stuck in throat
>tfw hurts every time I swallow
I never intended for this to happen

MUSLIM, NIGGER, JEW

you think you don't have to respect them

なぜ在日認定ボーイが常人であると考えてしまったのか

よく見破ったな、私はスコッチだ。

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アメリカ人のだいたい(大太)は馬鹿だからそういうわけじゃないけど

Holy one-guy-talking-to-himself-with-a-proxy, that english is abysmal.

バイト先のインド人ハーフの子がめっちゃ可愛い、彼女にしたい

moral is important.
IS is unnecessary.
IS is not so strong that nuke is necessary to defeat them actually.
Though they are similar to oumu and they are so dangerous.

カレーの匂いがする?

How could you detected i'm scotch!

that Japanese flag is me
was my English abysmal?
tell me what part of my English was bad

甘い匂いがする
サラサラ髪のポニーテールが綺麗

HAVE A MORAL!!

とは別人だけど、これとかは?

それは・・・はぁ
確かにミステークだったかもしれん

>甘い匂いがする
腐ってるだろう…

おやすみなさい
明日はジムに行く予定がある
がんばります

drink more green tea, fat murikan

Unfortunately for us, there are no talks between countries to decide who wants to drop the bomb.

IS is just the US army
they are planning since long time to have permanent control on the middle east aka the center of the world
pls read this book -- The Grand Chessboard --

What fish were you eating?

オムライスばっかり作ってるから卵の匂いかもな、ハハハ

おやすみー
俺も筋トレやってて毎週ジムのプールで泳いでるわ

確かにエロい身体にちょいブス顔だね
>卵の匂い(意味深

しこっち?(難聴)

youtube.com/watch?v=z2qK2lhk9O0

顔がちょっとだけ可笑しいのに体はいいと言うことか
それはbutterfaceとも呼ばれるがそれはもっとブスのことに関する
"but her face..."から

IS is good at propaganda.
And people are interested in them.
That is very dangerous.
And we worry about the case of nuke from IS.

わかるわ
インド人女はリアクションがいちいち可愛い
白人女は日本人とインド人女を見習えよ!
白人男が作ってきた文明のおかげで何もせずに偉そうにしてるだけのクズ

easy propapanda.

don't worry Japan is safe.

but Euro need to solve it.

Mackerel.

I'm hoping it'll go away overnight

yeah, we Japanese are safe. I see.
The people in the world are bothered.

IS is all fault from Euro and US.

You reap what you sow

Tell me about 宮里久美! Why is she out of sight?

eat a banana or something similar. it usually helps to remove it from your throat

オカマじゃない男は普通、文章を「わ」で終わらせることはしないよな?
just curious

>顔がちょっとだけ可笑しい
どこが?
見えない
俺にとってかわいいしかない

>IS is all fault from Euro and US.
>IS is all fault from US.

fixed, well not gramatically but it's a start

多分関西弁

but japan is next to RUSSIA, CHINA, NORTH KOREA.

I tried the banana trick, and I've flushed myself with a lot of water, but I think it's pretty stubborn.

If worse comes to worst, I'll just go see a doctor about it.

>オカマじゃない男

Silence, lad ... you're spoiling the surprise

自分の好みに比べれば俺も可笑しくないと思うけど、日本人にとって少し可笑しいじゃないと彼の言っていることは全く分からないとなる

That is an usual.
They are similar to our toys.

>an usual
in cases where a word that starts with a "u" is pronounced as ゆ, you use "a" and not "an".

JUST SAYING

俺も本当にわからん
実はブツカワイイということだと思ったが、あの写真を観た途端、間違っていたとわかった

だから普通と言った、関西弁は普通やあらへんねん

お前はわかってるわ

>関西弁は普通じゃない
(´・ω・`)

>関西弁は普通やあらへんねん
fuck you m8 kansai-ben is the most beautiful ben and should be 普通

My father told me when that happens you're supposed to swallow a lump of rice to remove it.
Swallow some bread instead.

I-I got it.
That is the usual.

多分関西弁

I think so too
自分も他の人も普通に使ってるわ今みたいな感じで別に関西出身でもないし
その女言葉とイントネーション違うけど
むしろその典型的な「きれいだわ」みたいなのはドラマとかアニメでしか聞かない

>やあらへん
ゲームセンターCX」を知ってるねw

wanna suck Japanese teets

Actually, Kansai has long history as a central of country
Kyoto was a capital city over 1000 years

実は関西弁はめっちゃ好きだけど
聞こえると笑わないのは難しすぎるぜ
お笑い芸人からしか聞いたことはないんだから

I think it's funny how a city that's an anagram of Kyoto eventually became the capital instead.

It's not anagram in Japanese
東京 toukyou
京都 kyouto

When will romanization stop using y?
Japanese has no y
It is TOUKIOU

わ is used also except Kansai a little.
わよ is used only by women.

There's more than one way to romanize stuff.

No

>TOUKIOU
とうきおう?
東京 is とうきょう not とうきおう

Tookjoo

Who the fuck cares
Also take it to the Neederwhatever they invented it