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maisie

Paki's OUT

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leelee

>306

stop this

If you made the rorke and nationalist editions aswell, I hope you carry on making editions lad

Word of the day: Dingus

One who is unintelligent and/or incapable of normal everyday activities due to sheer stupidity

Her fingers are a women's legs and her tongue is licking their clit. :)

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stop yourself

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what are you lads listening to tonight?

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>Doing a browse of Youtube
>Video recommended to me by some guy I remember watching
>The video I first watched of his was released 5 years ago
Fucking hell lads. That was sobering.

nth for shia

>'

to the lads that wouldn't go out with a post-escort

would you go out with a submarine?

is it true escorting is much more accepted in australia?
had a friend tell me she used to escort in australia and it wasn't as taboo
people would openly talk about seeing escorts in public etc.

Agree.

choon

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ya dingus

t. rasheed trying to pretend he's a rorke

:3

gf spitting some bars in the studio for her latest grime track

This hook has me geekin
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>gf
``no"

Am I the only one who's noticed the "All Comments" section on YouTube has totally disappeared? What's that all about

bump limit is 310 though you spastic

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>this will never happen to me

I need feminism because....?

haven't listened but the hivemind guides my hand

good lad

well he is

literally just threw my monitor at the wall and smashed it into a million pieces with a sledgehammer because i saw an american flag on /brit/

hell yes
no gag reflex mane

>grime
Terrible choice in music.

just realised the other day philip defrance is STILL going
don't even know why i watched that

All Comments?

proofs?
don't blame me blame jammer

van gaal out

It's finished at Sunderland. United have done all they can, that Rooney goal was enough for the three points. Manchester City are still alive here...Balotelli...AguerOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN

reminder: UK might as well be third world

very good touchtyping

why not?

Think I'm a Chad now

Had that same realisation too. I clicked on the video and he was defending a man from accusations of enjoying bum pleasure by saying "at least he came on the girl's face, so he gets the last laugh".

im not using a computer mate i sent this in the post

aren't the fingers supposed to be the pussy lips?

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>the only good countries outside of europe are former british colonies
nice

still makes me grin

shit taste sorry lad

finally gave Kid A a listen last night considering a. it's about time b. Jonny Greenwood scored two of my favourite films of all time
it was pretty decent all round 2bh, but my favourite was the interlude track (as expected)

>good lad
you know it lad

I meant my raven. Types up all my messages

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>Japan

what went wrong

No because you don't know how many men have gone down on her.

she looks a bit like this girl
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dumpy fishwife

Got cucked by Yanks instead of Brits.

>This video is visible for Tralababalan's friends only

do you actually have an account with friends?

>ignoring africa and india and wherever the fuck else

I'm a friendless boring balding sperg who's too old to be living at home.

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So if you'd date a former escort, you don't mind that she's taken hundreds of dicks before you came along?

gonna give the old modafinil a break tomorrow

nth for my gf

oh fuck I didn't actually open the video, just copied the link
oh well

*brings down my drang hammer on another weak runt's skull*
lights out, heh heh...
*drags the battered cadaver by its foot, using a rag to prevent skin contact*
*loads it onto the runt cart*
*mounts the saddle in a swift motion*
*slaps the horse on the thigh*
heyah! back to the mound, chief!

Just done and got a brand new combine harvester lads

Very good taste, lad. Haven't found a new album to listen to in fucking donks though. Need some recs.

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A 200iew suggests that the intelligence of the corvid family to which the Eurasian magpie belongs is equivalent to that pes (chimpanzees, orangutans, and gorillas) in terms of social cognition, causal reasoning, flexibility, imagination, and prospection.[40]

Magpies have been observed engaging in elaborate social rituossibly including the expression of grief.[41] Mirror self-recognition has been demonstrated in European magpies,[42] making them one of but a few species and the only non-mammal known independently in both corvids and primates. This is indicated by tool use, an ability to hide and store food across seasons, episodic memory, using their own expet the behavior of conspecifics.[2] Another behavior exhibiten observed counting up to get food, imitating human voices, and regularly using tools to clean their own cages.[citationn the wild, they organise themsels and use complex strategies hunting other birds and when confronted by predators.[43]
Grieving rituals

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fuck off jesus only aussies can do this

it's not about the amount of dicks she has taken, it's about whether she's taking dicks other than yours

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right
think HDI has some retarded criteria like male/female """equality""" too and probably how accomodating to shitskins you are

if i see the word r*d**h**d one more time i'm gonna go fucking mental

Fun fact: you can buy old military black tip (tungsten core armor piercing) 30-06 ammunition, pull the tungsten core projectile out of the casing, and put it in .308 shells to load modern magazine fed rifles with genuine black tips. It's legal in many US states to do this for shits and giggles.

cringe

Would you gf this? Not shag but gf.

you yanks love black tips do ye haha

France should be top of the list.

You lads went all wrong when you killed your nobility.

what kinda shit do you like?

nah
would undoubtedly stick my todger in though

chin up mate
don't talk about yourself that way

hmm yes, intriguing

Maybe it goes deep then that. Those fingers could represent her hand.

*puts 30 rounds clean through your house*
DELET THIS

sort of. it's much more acceptable to fuck escorts and prozzies but only if you're in positions where you could go out and pull girls but just don't have the time to do so.

if you're nigel no root and fuck escorts then you're considered weird or pathetic

Depends. Having a lower class gf does sound appealing but perhaps its better as a fantasy.

Why do you post that girl so often?

why would I want a gf I didn't shag
already got plenty of friends

eurgh, just realised i did an actual discussion in /brit/ last thread, albeit a brief one

plantagenêts should have won the 100 year war if i'm being honest

but i remember seeing one from 1980 or so where we were top 3 if not top 1
how things change eh haha

Was this guy's superpower video game-vision, or was he just a nutter?

I'm open to pretty much every genre. Not too keen on metal and the like though. Library could probably do with some more non-indie folk stuff or something with a female vocalist.

He should have been able to spawn weapons.

>video game-vision
I haven't seen it, but what is that?

his power was being niko

*roundhouse kicks his head into the rim of the car window*

horrifying, why'd you do that?

No.