Pagans from out of the East edition
/brit/
leelee
Yank girls are illegitimate
They ain't got no birth certificate
They've got aids and can't get rid of it
YANK GIRLS ARE SCUM
eyy mayonnaise
are janny
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remember listening to this tune all the time.
especially when i was talking to my oneitus online, this song is dedicated to her for when i was beta.
I know that from somewhere.
*lobs a rock at the janitor*
haha
JANNY ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK JANNY
will this thread get deleted
>it's a "lisicki pretends he's in the know about women" episode
*cancels netflix*
Sersh
Love memes lad.
matt smith was my favourite doctor
Hell yea lads, keep posting hot women
He received so many "reported" posts that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his thread all day, dumping images, looking at his destiny in every quote and comment.
Janny came up from the front page of Sup Forums at 1 P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with moot. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Anonymous. The Janitor would be ordered to serve a life sentence in Sup Forums for second degree banning. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for the Janitor's release, and in 2024, moot would pardon the man.
There would be no eulogies for Anonymous, none of his filenames would be kept unchanged, no people would crowd the thread to see his post numbers struck out, no screenshots would be taken of him, no threads named after him, no one would type in a captcha to post in the threads he lingered in. The ban would submit, and a few would laugh, Anonymous would only stare at his screen, his images disappearing one by one, and a notice appearing before his eyes before he could find the right words.
I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't studied at all yet haha
literally every episode. what an insecure fucker
that exam was today
not him but we used to sing that about a certain football manager in my town
what is he doing?
thursday the 12th is tomorrow
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Bank Accounts
no
>tfw bullying a yank until they stop posting and their thread dies
Crusader, crusader, please take me with you
The battle lies far to the east
Crusader, crusader, don't leave me alone
I want to ride out on your quest
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posting the eurovision winner this year
put your bets on honestly.
also girl im talking to thinks this guy is very hot.
not having sex in freshers week is like making 100 posts in a /brit/ thread and not getting one (you)
>59170949
how is this even legal?
if a man was doing it to a woman he would be done for rape and go to prison for 25 years
the caretaker receives no monetary compensation for his time spent doing work haha
I changed your computer and your phone and your desk calendar and the grandfather clock in the hall to trick you
april fools
who /patrish/ here?
wrist exercises
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>also girl im talking to thinks this guy is very hot.
dont post pictures of your food this time
I'm amazed how often I get misquoted like this
Never Kissed a Tory
haha sorry lad hehe
I eat only the finest herbs and roots that I scavenge from skeletrons and gryffindors
I know mandrake when i see it
Post it please mate I wanna see
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hahahahaha know your place runt
>bantered by the jani
stop posting NSFW images i just got fired
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Kek
Perhaps he thought your food was literally garbage
Good luck then.
Don't try to pull an all-nighter.
I had to present (a fragment of) a paper for a seminar today
Thankfully, the other people in our group knew their stuff, because my part was shit
vile
good
stop namefagging you fucking shitskin
What a cheeky cunt
Exceedingly good banter from the janny there, top lad.
>Posting avian gore
You deserved your ban, you sick fuck.
hilarious
cant believe people like this exist
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.
*belly dances toward you*
*tricks you into thinking you're dead*
sorry I left it on from posting yesterday from my iPad I didn't mean to do it because it automatically saves
will you forgive me?
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Need a paki gf
good song, used to party to this often
I'm actually crying with laughter at your ban request, you got bantered mate
no because you were doing it in the first place
Why would that image attract the janny's attention? It's just a pan of food I don't understand
got my nursing diploma, now where's that lad gone?
I could be into that
careful guys jani is watching this thread
I remember you and implore you to continue using it, one of the only decent yank posters
and also because you unironically own an ipad
95% of the posters in these threads are so bourgeois it's painful to read
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hahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahaha he got fucking jannied again
utterly howling
but it was meant for a small Sup Forums general where everyone namefags
please forgive me big strong aussie
yes lad
*pan of shit
What the fuck do some people eat to have absolutely monster shits and spend so long on the loo? mine just slide straight out in a few seconds
>lisicki doesnt talk to girls
>r-right
Based Janny
sorry jani will you please forgive us
probably because of your gaping arsehole you bent cunt
accidentally spilled balsamic vinegar on my organic throw pillows
fuck you, you fucking spider nigger don't you ever disrespect Apple like that again. why are you such a fucking sack of shit? I could smear you on the fucking wall in a second spidernigger. Nothing worse than an aussie. Fat, loud, alcoholic redneck speed addicts with nothing better to do with their time than shitpost on a taiwanese claymation forum. Why don't you get a job, you whoopi goldberg lookin abo fuck? I'll tell you why. Because you get enough money from the government to afford your monthly gas huffing rations. Get raped by a kangaroo cunt
shes started looking at me with brighter eyes again, even briefly touched me today and came up and talked to me this week why is she so nice one week and so distant the other, its been like this for months.
pics nigga
>actually getting bantered by the janny
I fucking reek of stale sweat
I still cringe from remembering the days i used to willfully namefag on here, it was pretty attention-whorish t.bh
keeping you in her orbit lad
initially read that as "ballsamic vinegar" and it occured to me that that would be a good name for the sweat that accumulates on the back side of one's scrotum on a warm day
>the "brits" here are pakis
>the "yanks" are pakis too
Doesn't really matter desu, half the posters are just as bad with reddit flags and whatnot
you are her beta provider for when she hits the wall at 35 or so.
>BBC notification
Thanks BBC
it's hard being tall and good looking
every girl sees you and expect you to be nice to them if you know them.
sorry! gosh
yeah some girl started doing that to me so i just stopped talking to her hahahaha
hot and cold shit does not make me want them more.
bit chilly today hey auslads
bottle it and start selling that as a wonder tonic
How many people use extra flags? Can they see where you're from if you don't have it installed