>get one chance at life
>this will be the only chance I ever get at living
>I will literally cease to exist on a conscious level once I die
>the experiences I get in this lifetime are the only experiences I will ever have
>born 5'7
You can't even make this shit up
Could be worse, you could be 170,1799998984cm tall.
>born 5'5
>lightyears ahead of 99.9% of people in every single aspect
Being that short? Good lord. You're a Paki, aren't you?
whiter than you :^)
it's the height meme again fuck off fuck off you don't have it bad like me one chance at life 4 inch cock FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU DUMB BITCH!!
>168cm tall
>10cm erect cock
>skinny fat
Get on my level normies.
iktf
>one chance at life
>failed the pringles can test
what is the pringles can test?
if your cock can't AT LEAST match the size and girth of a pringles can, women won't be able to feel it
we always used the bush's baked beans can test in pennsylvania
That seems retarded, Pringles cans are pretty fucking big.
Who the fuck has a foot long, three inch thick dick?
of course i fail that one too, why was i even born
Delusion of a virgin.
You have an okay height for your country so as others itt. I have 6' or 183cm and it's average height here.
>he thinks being a manlet is a curse
Babby mode version of the "de-bottomed 2l soda bottle test"
my roommate is 1,67m and he's pretty handsome and gets on with a lot of boys and girls. height doesn't matter that much, if you're pretty
Kill yourself,cunt. Not for being short, but for being a complete fucking faggot about it
>188cm tall
>16cm dick
192cm tall
20cm dick, also thick
Still can't get laid
same
feels good la'
1,70m
15 cm dick
Shredded
I'm a manlet but still manage to get some pussy