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Invited: Floridians

Not invited: non-Floridians and Miami

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Does California count as Florida?

No.

Especially not.

FUCK Disneyland.

>MICK'D

just got back from publix, how're you

How are men from Florida capable of pulling off the craziest shit?

Just got done eating some Publix sushi earlier actually.

came back from olive garden. shit stale food 2bh

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>tfw someone finally makes Florida thread.

>live in Miami

How crowded is florida? I will never move there cause it's not my jam, but my friend wants to go

It varies depending where you are. There's a lot of country with fucknothing in it but we're also known for having hellish roadways and highways if you wander into population.

>I will never move there cause it's not my jam
Good. we dont need any more massholes

Its decent, no state tax and sheit. About to get a whole lot humid though

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Pompano Beach here. It's 3/4 ghetto

>a thread for 90 year old WASPS and cubans
nice

hows life there. I live in central florida and its a shit full of tourists and sheit

It's congested as hell and is being overtaken by Haitians and Hispanics. 4/10 it's okay

>tfw live in glorious north FL

I want to meet pretty Latin girls like this Miami Colombian in the skirt. My friend was there for New Years and meet lots of Euro Latin girls, but he said they were not really into Anglo guys.

Have you guys had success with these types of girls?

i have never seen north FL described as glorious

To be fair I haven't heard that about Florida either.

From Miami, lad.

>There's plenty of extremely pretty Latina women.

>Whether they like anglos is their personal preference.

>What I can't guarantee is if you'll like them all that much, a lot are not very nice people.

>glorious
>north FL
sure if you're a redneck

its FL and doesn't have the spic / insanity infestation like south FL

Back once a motha fucking gin from the 321 smokin space shuttle blunts filled with the purple sticky, FWM

a-actually I'm from PA
you sunburnt, sweaty fuck

what about middle FL?

Florida gets their own general. Why is this allowed?

orlando? fuck no

TBQH Florida has more personality than any state lad

It must be quite the treat to have functional roads down here as compared to pensylvanistan huh?

>be me, visit pennsylvania for UPenn shit
>stop at intersection
>crazy homeless nigg runs towards me and bangs on my window
>scared shitless haul ass out of there
>then lose directions and end up in mexskin hood
>those cholo spics eyeballing me, about 10 of them
>get the fuck out yet again

what is it about philly that attracts every manner of absolutely batshit people?

t h i s

J A C K S O N V I L L E
LITERAL POTATOLAND
BUT ITS BASED

who swfl here? 941

813 bruh

CA reporting

idk but if deadliest warrior ever comes back they should do
>5 hyped up Eagles fans who just left the stadium
>vs
>5 floridians hopped up on bath salts

Miami here (no I'm not Cuban)
:^)

You're either a meth addict or an urban ape.

tampas much cooler then PG

see: seems kinda rednecky to me

A fellow goy from Miami.

>I'm Cuban though
>tfw I actually like being a filthy spic

Miami has 10/10 scenery and food though.

i went there last year. too much urban sprawl for my liking. im a suburbs kinda goy

Central Florida is the best Brazillian state

Where'd you go, lad?

>Miami is 75% Suburbs, 25% Urban, 5% Other shit

How do I tell the difference between Floridians and Cubans, /fl/?

went to an orlando magic game, a full row of brs behind me talking loudly the entire game, took every ounce of my patience not to turn around and shout cala boca

>Food
Debatable.
>Scenery
Depends on the area, but I'll give you it.

Cubans speak the ebonics of the spanish language due to their african influence.

Ethnic Cuban here, lad.

>Cuban-Americans: You can't tell (unless you meet them)

>Cubans: You'll fucking know

>Floridians: Read the thread, we're pretty fucking identifiable

Well bro, so you like Latin food?

The quality can be pretty iffy in shady parts.

Depends what you mean by that, as Cuban food can either range from good to shit.

Central american food is awful, across the board.

And I'm used to Venezuelan food.

>I'm used to Venezuelan food.

Damn son, how long have you been cutting?

Tell me more. My friend said they were mainly upper class snooty girls, and were sort of nice but not interested in conversation. Keep in mind my friend was one of the few Anglos at the party which took place at the Epic Hotel. Since he is not a fluent Spanish speaker he was sort of dismissed as an outsider. He met blonde light-eyed girls from various countries and said they were very hot, but aloof.

Miami Brazilian Bruna Lirio

rude

I suppose your friend is fairly accurate.

What he really hit on the nail is the fact he was cast aside for not speaking Spanish.

Make sure to have a decent grasp on it if you expect to get anywhere in general in Miami.

>In terms of the women, it depends on where they live. I assume your friend went clubbing around the beach area. There you'll find girls from West Palm Beach, Miami Beach, etc. Those are absolutely spoiled rotten to the core.

This. I'm tall, pale, and /fit/ and I've had Hispanic women flat out ignore me or persue me like a black guy goes after a fat white woman.

People are individuals and individuals can have preferences.

To add on to my message, make sure you take dancing classes. Miami women, wherever they're from, love a good dancer.

Thanks I live in San Diego and we do not have Latin women like that here, only brown Mexicans. He meet a few white Brazilian girls in Miami, and in SD all we have are the Portuguese Rio types. Will do as you advise, as I plan to hit Miami for New Years 2017

pic:Miami Venezuelan Kimberly Dos Ramos

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Always happy to help a goy who is willing to visit.

On New Years, be careful whether you're a pedestrian or on the road.

Miami drivers are shit as they are, and drunk driving is a real issue.

Take care here bro.

>Florida
>White man

I am so fucking glad I moved out of there. Unfortunately I ended up in another shitty state

South Florida, where else will you find black cock loving White Trash Latinas, both currently doing several years in jail. Erika lived in the same trailer park as the murdered Romina Fernandez

left - Erika Avery Argentinian
right - Patricia Montes Cuban

You're either from three places.

>you're a North/Middle Florida Hick
>you're not from Florida, and you've never visited Florida
>you're from South Florida, and pretending your from North/Middle Florida

What are you trying to say?

That only these three types of edge lords bring out the ol' South Florida is trashy meme.

central florida here. how much does jacksonville suffer from georgia/alabama south effect? ie full retard south. seems kinda comfy place if you have a job.

/PENSACOLA/

ayyy used to work at publix lmao

nice pepe

honestly not sure but i've shot water out of my ass after inserting it using a hot tub jet before, guess it's in our dna

I'm in Dothan, Alabama right now, which is a whopping 12 miles from Florida. Can I post in this thread?

Hey Pennsylvania, Maine, and Maryland are pretty cool

nah fuck off southerner

t. pensacola

Life already fucked me off by making me live here.

Florida is shit

>be floridian
>die from blood loss due to all the mosquitos
t. California

Also, get the 'extra flags for Sup Forums' plugin you fags

Thanks for the tip.

Can I have a three way with these two, when they get out? They are not bad.

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Daily reminder that Floridians are the only Americans that are allowed into /balt/

Florida is Baltic therefore white

>tfw riding to the mailbox in your airboat, pet gator by your side
>neighbour has dropped off some delicious fresh oranges, which you tuck into immediately, their decadent juices flowing down your throat
>go onto Sup Forums, flooded with the sight of numerous posters jealous of Florida
>yfw they will never be Floridan

More like

>wake up at 7:00 A.M. with the sun almost completely risen
>your bed is drenched in sweat because the only thing making this state habitable, your AC, is broken
>proceed to hop in the shower for 30 seconds because water restrictions are a thing here
>afterwards you get ready and put on very thin clothing due to the heat and humidity
>by the time you make it to your car you already have pit stains
>hop in your car and make your way to I-95 at a snails pace, seeing many homeless panhandlers and old Jewish retirees on the way
>finally get onto highway and all the Haitians are fucking up the traffic due to their inability to operate heavy machinery(hell they can't even speak their own language correctly)
>finally make it to work and all of your coworkers are insufferable New York transplants or affirmative actions Haitians and Hispanics
>the do nothing and are loud all the time while also having a blatant disregard for personal hygiene, which in this state is a must
>finally get off work and make it to based Publix, where shopping is a pleasure and everything is $1-2 overpriced(at least it's presentable, the employees are courtious, and the less desirables can't afford to shop there
>go home and find that the Atlantic Ocean has finally made it's way to your doorstep if you live East of University Drive/Military Trail, or find a giant cloud of mosquitos ready to attack if you live West
>turn on news and see old Jewish people talking about local government issues
>eat your dinner of fresh fish, alligator tail, and orange juice and have key lime pie for desert
>go to bed to repeat it all the next day

Such is life in Broward County

Orlando here. I just moved from Ohio last July. I also moved from a Asian country 4 years before that. Am I welcome here?

Southwest Florida here.