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Anybody else love beer
leelee
dat tryphobia
yeh
First for Frogbro synth.
just ate a genuine imported jaffa cake lads
need some milk to wash it down
bet you'd like it if he did that too you fucking bent cunt
Sum up your town/village/country/city with muh
>America
>Muh freedoms
>Muh military
gf fell asleep last night while i was fucking her doggystyle, i kept going anyway
Loving this song man.
How come there's no talk of Eurovision this year (on Sup Forums) ?
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you can have mine bb
don't be shy x
you must be a god of sex
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here's what i'm listening to now :)
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her debut has a cover of Arthur Brown's Fire which is pretty cool
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Reminded me.
There was a sticky thread with 2000 posts earlier you mong fuck off
Wait when is Eurovision?
Might post my penis on here sometime in the next 10 hours
Oh right
First semi was last night, like 3am or some shit I think.
sober up first
Why the fuck would it be on at 3am?
It was on at the prime evening slot... obviously
I'm talking about the timezone I and the person I was replying to are in.
It's like a rougher version of Room Mate.
Thanks for introducing me to her.
hate the stuff to be honest
always been a spirits+mixer man
wine is ok sometimes
All discussions must take place in GMT or BST
fuck off JF
Do it now so I can see it
ruined my life lads haha
ขอโทษ
damn heavy
>vacation in London
>got warned baout the shit food Brits are eating
>eating in UK
>worst food I've ever eaten
>all this sugar everywhere
EATING CHOCOLATE BISCUITS BECAUSE I'M A FAT CUNT
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
If I was a girl I'd definitely get shagged by loads of black dick
Wouldn't you?
I fucking love you.
What can I follow it with it with..
fuck off murderer
mummy got this chocolate malt triple layer chocolate cake from some patrician bakery and i really want some but idk haha
Ahh shit
Not too bothered about the semis but I wanna catch the final
Will have to grab a few beers and make it a late one
'no'
U Wot m8
>cake
disgusting
because you're eating meat m8
it's his gimmick
because youre a fucking pleb cunt
dont post such peasant drivel here again
i reckon you could pretend to be a gril and be pleasurably impaled by 14 inches grilled meatsticks all the same
Beer is shit
that's pretty harsh man
i didn't insult you, just offered my opinion
Sorry we don't eat solely sausages over here you fat German fuck
Patrician tier alcohol:
>Jack Daniels + Coke
Muslims tier alcohol:
>All the rest
Not exactly sure on the times, but it if it's near reasonable you may even find a bar/pub it if it's touristy enough.
haha wahey
>>Jack Daniels + Coke
literally working class poverty bogan dipshit sugar tier
>alcohol
that's not cc & dry tho
alright what do you drink then?
most people don't actually realise how massive the world is
it's absolutely huge to be honest
>implying sausage is a main thing in germany
Kek. In comparison I was atleast in the country I'm talking shit about and made the experience unlike you, Cambodia boi
your life was ruined when you were born british
That could be better, I've actually only ever tried jack daniels rum haha
>most people don't actually realise how massive the world is
t. Sir Reginald von Hapsburgdorf, world renown anthropologist and historian
this one is a crapshoot, obvious choice was something by the protomen
Just arrived in a really touristy beach town so yeah good point
cc & dry is so fucking yummy and tasty
i highly recommend you try it
Jameson and a single ice cube. Black Bush if you're a faggot with the same.
Jack Daniels lol what?
learn to take banter haha top shabs right haha
I'll be in Germany in about 3 weeks, I'll get back to you and report on your suspicious phallic national cuisine Hans. Look out for me.
umm beer der xD
shiraz
scotch n soda
gin and tonic
ta mate
I'll get it next time I drink alcohol which will probably be on New Years Eve since I hardly ever drink.
Sausage is a big thing in Germany, more than you think. Germans are the only ones who eat sausage for breakfast. This means that Germans must dream of sausage, since they wake up, running to the kitchen, ready to cook sausage
will do m8
ah very informative
"Working" from home lads
Gonna have a smoke and wank
gonna try coconut milk in my coffee lads
givin up the dairy
wish me luck
>wine
puke.jpg
>scotch n soda
FOY
>gin and tonic
gin is rank lol
hahaha fatty
ah yes i'll take advice from a jd/cc drinker ofcourse
spaz
the whole scat fetish thing could probably be explained by a freudian analysis of the sausage as a detachable penis that slide out of you with a shiver of pleasure to sit, limp and fuming on the chest of your lover
the ultimate poop chastity fantasy
get us a job lad, i'm qualified haha x
Have you had Jameson Caskmates?
well someone has to post it.
You're the samer fuckr who already tried to bait me in. I swear, I recognize you.
>Sausage is a big thing in Germany, more than you think
Dude, I grew up here and travelled across the country quite often. I know what common and what's not. Except in Nürnberg where this is a "Delikatesse" you won't meet it that much.
>Germans are the only ones who eat sausage for breakfast
Get fucked. Everyone is either eating buns or
cereal/muesli. Never I've met anyone who went down the sausage route.
>This means that Germans must dream of sausage, since they wake up, running to the kitchen, ready to cook sausage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
not sure about this post lads
I've been told im a western expat lads
I LOVE BEER HAHA X-D
I love me some BLOODYMARY with some gin and JUICE
I think you're onto something. There is a hypothesis that the Germans love order, "ordung". The poop successfully leaving the body can be seen as God's ordung
Britain has more sausages than anyone in Europe. Britain has more ales and beers than anyone in Europe too.
Do we spoof about either? No.
We have wine too but we don't spoof about that because English wine is vile.
>nothin i like more than a dab of scotch in my cherry cola while i watch some Kpop and anime :D
disgusting runt
Why are people replying to the German shitposter?
>Sorry we don't eat solely sausages over here you fat German fuck
What else do you eat? mashed potatoes and baked beans?? lol!
are strip clubs still owned by the mafia?
Wtf is a cc & dry? Cherry cola and gin?
(UK food is by EU norm really disguting desu senpai)
Nice work super sleuth, but I just got ITT, so that wasn't me, although I had quite a hardy chuckle at this accusation. There's nothing wrong with eating some good sausage for breakfast, it was just an observation that Germans really do eat lots of it. I heard Bavarian sausage is good. Nothing wrong with it
don't even have the motivation to fap
Canadian Club Whisky & Dry... I think.
wew
Pot noodle and coffee thank you very much