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Anybody else love beer

leelee

dat tryphobia

yeh

First for Frogbro synth.

just ate a genuine imported jaffa cake lads

need some milk to wash it down

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bet you'd like it if he did that too you fucking bent cunt

Sum up your town/village/country/city with muh

>America
>Muh freedoms
>Muh military

gf fell asleep last night while i was fucking her doggystyle, i kept going anyway

Loving this song man.

How come there's no talk of Eurovision this year (on Sup Forums) ?

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you can have mine bb
don't be shy x

you must be a god of sex

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here's what i'm listening to now :)
youtube.com/watch?v=uDAmqZUECgg
her debut has a cover of Arthur Brown's Fire which is pretty cool

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Reminded me.

There was a sticky thread with 2000 posts earlier you mong fuck off

Wait when is Eurovision?

Might post my penis on here sometime in the next 10 hours

Oh right
First semi was last night, like 3am or some shit I think.

sober up first

Why the fuck would it be on at 3am?
It was on at the prime evening slot... obviously

I'm talking about the timezone I and the person I was replying to are in.

It's like a rougher version of Room Mate.

Thanks for introducing me to her.

hate the stuff to be honest

always been a spirits+mixer man

wine is ok sometimes

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fuck off JF

Do it now so I can see it

ruined my life lads haha

ขอโทษ

damn heavy

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>vacation in London
>got warned baout the shit food Brits are eating
>eating in UK
>worst food I've ever eaten
>all this sugar everywhere

EATING CHOCOLATE BISCUITS BECAUSE I'M A FAT CUNT

For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

If I was a girl I'd definitely get shagged by loads of black dick
Wouldn't you?

I fucking love you.
What can I follow it with it with..

fuck off murderer

mummy got this chocolate malt triple layer chocolate cake from some patrician bakery and i really want some but idk haha

Ahh shit

Not too bothered about the semis but I wanna catch the final

Will have to grab a few beers and make it a late one

'no'

U Wot m8

>cake
disgusting

because you're eating meat m8

it's his gimmick

because youre a fucking pleb cunt

dont post such peasant drivel here again

i reckon you could pretend to be a gril and be pleasurably impaled by 14 inches grilled meatsticks all the same

Beer is shit

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that's pretty harsh man

i didn't insult you, just offered my opinion

Sorry we don't eat solely sausages over here you fat German fuck

Patrician tier alcohol:
>Jack Daniels + Coke

Muslims tier alcohol:
>All the rest

Not exactly sure on the times, but it if it's near reasonable you may even find a bar/pub it if it's touristy enough.

haha wahey

>>Jack Daniels + Coke

literally working class poverty bogan dipshit sugar tier

>alcohol

that's not cc & dry tho

alright what do you drink then?

most people don't actually realise how massive the world is

it's absolutely huge to be honest

>implying sausage is a main thing in germany

Kek. In comparison I was atleast in the country I'm talking shit about and made the experience unlike you, Cambodia boi

your life was ruined when you were born british

That could be better, I've actually only ever tried jack daniels rum haha

>most people don't actually realise how massive the world is
t. Sir Reginald von Hapsburgdorf, world renown anthropologist and historian

this one is a crapshoot, obvious choice was something by the protomen

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Just arrived in a really touristy beach town so yeah good point

cc & dry is so fucking yummy and tasty

i highly recommend you try it

Jameson and a single ice cube. Black Bush if you're a faggot with the same.
Jack Daniels lol what?

learn to take banter haha top shabs right haha

I'll be in Germany in about 3 weeks, I'll get back to you and report on your suspicious phallic national cuisine Hans. Look out for me.

umm beer der xD

shiraz
scotch n soda
gin and tonic

ta mate

I'll get it next time I drink alcohol which will probably be on New Years Eve since I hardly ever drink.

Sausage is a big thing in Germany, more than you think. Germans are the only ones who eat sausage for breakfast. This means that Germans must dream of sausage, since they wake up, running to the kitchen, ready to cook sausage

will do m8

ah very informative

"Working" from home lads

Gonna have a smoke and wank

gonna try coconut milk in my coffee lads

givin up the dairy

wish me luck

>wine
puke.jpg
>scotch n soda
FOY
>gin and tonic
gin is rank lol

hahaha fatty

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ah yes i'll take advice from a jd/cc drinker ofcourse

spaz

the whole scat fetish thing could probably be explained by a freudian analysis of the sausage as a detachable penis that slide out of you with a shiver of pleasure to sit, limp and fuming on the chest of your lover

the ultimate poop chastity fantasy

get us a job lad, i'm qualified haha x

Have you had Jameson Caskmates?

well someone has to post it.

You're the samer fuckr who already tried to bait me in. I swear, I recognize you.

>Sausage is a big thing in Germany, more than you think
Dude, I grew up here and travelled across the country quite often. I know what common and what's not. Except in Nürnberg where this is a "Delikatesse" you won't meet it that much.

>Germans are the only ones who eat sausage for breakfast
Get fucked. Everyone is either eating buns or
cereal/muesli. Never I've met anyone who went down the sausage route.

>This means that Germans must dream of sausage, since they wake up, running to the kitchen, ready to cook sausage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not sure about this post lads

I've been told im a western expat lads

I LOVE BEER HAHA X-D

I love me some BLOODYMARY with some gin and JUICE

I think you're onto something. There is a hypothesis that the Germans love order, "ordung". The poop successfully leaving the body can be seen as God's ordung

Britain has more sausages than anyone in Europe. Britain has more ales and beers than anyone in Europe too.
Do we spoof about either? No.
We have wine too but we don't spoof about that because English wine is vile.

>nothin i like more than a dab of scotch in my cherry cola while i watch some Kpop and anime :D

disgusting runt

Why are people replying to the German shitposter?

>Sorry we don't eat solely sausages over here you fat German fuck
What else do you eat? mashed potatoes and baked beans?? lol!

are strip clubs still owned by the mafia?

Wtf is a cc & dry? Cherry cola and gin?

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(UK food is by EU norm really disguting desu senpai)

Nice work super sleuth, but I just got ITT, so that wasn't me, although I had quite a hardy chuckle at this accusation. There's nothing wrong with eating some good sausage for breakfast, it was just an observation that Germans really do eat lots of it. I heard Bavarian sausage is good. Nothing wrong with it

don't even have the motivation to fap

Canadian Club Whisky & Dry... I think.

wew

Pot noodle and coffee thank you very much