"spit an Sup Forumsellectual verse, user"

>"spit an Sup Forumsellectual verse, user"

yeah
am a nigguh
ah lahk what beeyutschiz
big booty what beeyutschiz
yeah
nigguh

jews did 9/11

>be american
>get shot

get shot on the streets yo

WOOF WOOF
RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
WOOF WOOF
NIGGAS HAVING SEX
WITH THE SAME SEX
RRRRRRRRRR

>Be Canadian
>Post bad threads on /int

yeah we wuz kangs n shit
alberto barbosa here with another hit
egyptians wuz black nigga look at they skin
that nigga tutankhamun is my kin

THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE

I'm better than you kendrick
you know it don't you
It aint a pickle so don't be fickle
suck on these icicles

Yeah uh
I like my beer small and foamy
you cunts are all below me
Weed is legal
America is fatter then steven segal
Aussies think they can bant
To be honest they get khan'd

*drops mic*

IOOOO DJ TURN THAT SHIT UP I GOT A BEAT
Uh uh inside me bruns the gypsy fire
That drives me to steal copper wire
I ain't no schooled i ain't the norm
But i can fill the welfare form
I was born long time ago
On the edge of Bucharest
In the fields of trash i was known
As the prince of Gypsyfest

WE FINNA BE KINGZ
WE FINNA GET BLINGZ

I told you you was messin' with the greatest cattle thief
now your mum's on my bed going queef queef queef
louder than your waifu as I inject her with my beef
never should'a left her with a motherfucking leaf

>I conquer these niggas like Hannibal
>If you ever cross me once, you'll soon realize that death ain't curable

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ayo
yo yo
posting on int late at night
aussies shitposting like a blight
I tell em you wanna see something nasty
bring that shit post in cum and see
what the north american man can bring
canada is rolling in the back
shitposts on the fritz ready to attack
mexico driving shotgun
hope he doesn't have a real gun
the aussie says "oi mate want to play"
spams up the board with BBC all day
we give him one glance and say
"yo that shit is kind of gay"
canada booms it from the heart:
my name is buck leaf and I'm gonna start
beating these aussies down like tick tack ta
I spit fiyah that scares all of alberta
just cause I'm a leaf doesn't mean you can beef
with the chief queef poundin the streets so meet me on the beat cause I'll ice your aus heat
I'm treadau to this shit show know that I can tow ya out of the snow ya cause I'm all like: "It's nice to know ya!" out-rapping you from sydney to manitoba but before ya think this is ova' let me hand it to cinco de mayo to lay down a supernova'
mexico:
ey esse!
what brings you to me casa!
these rhymes are original, no copypasta!
you mix rhasta with fire and gringo lost in el barrio
you get me, senior MC mendoza!
my words are like a lyrical machete
slicing your posts up like gringo spaghetti
you're the thunder down under gringo think again
skin cancer and spiders ain't your friends
I'm the real tan man who belongs in this land
so go home gringo, back to england

Sup Forums beats legends of '16

someome pls reply to this bullshit I wrote
I spent way too long on it

It's so intimidatingly dank that it killed the thread

Nice flow

Nice.

I shit out rhymes faster than India
My words fly right into ya
Like planes on 9/11
Can't wait to kill muslims 24/7
We're gonna make em go back in caskets
Send Merkel with them in a basket
Refugees not welcome
Come here you get well-done

*to the tune of king kunta

I got a meme to post,

I don't want you Americunts getting all mad, from the banter, and my roast...

I'm my mad
(he mad)

But I ain't butthurt

True friends!
ONE QUESTION!
Cunt, where you when I was posting?
Now I run the board got the whole thread roastin', Shit poster
Everybody wanna chip into the banter, poster
Strayan taking no losses, oh yeah
Cunt, where you when I was postin'?
Now I run the game, got the whole world rosastin', Shit posting,
Everybody wanna chip into the banter
When you got the memes... (What's the memes?)

The memes are what power this site!
You can feel it when I'm posting through the night!
(Oh yes we can, oh yes we can)
I can dig banter'
But a Yankee with a glass jaw? Now I won't canter!
(Oh no!)
I swore I wouldn't tell
But most of y'all getting butthurt
Like Carl the cuck in a two-man cell
(A two-man cell?)
Somethin's in the Captcha...
And if I gonna cop shit from a poll,
Then I'd rather be Khan'd than a motherfuckin' troll!

awshit nigguh
you're born for this nigga music

I like it

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Obama has a few mixtapes to he name