/balk/

best girl edition

last :

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=sZuGAMHODDc
youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
youtube.com/watch?v=6_LRHH_P15Q
youtube.com/watch?v=BYOXhNR0bj8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

/balt/ + /ausnz/

>you made a new thread while those guys were wishing happy birthday to the Greek

good job you dimwit

eternal butthurt of ros

this

I play 1-3 hrs everyday and i hate every single moment of it.

>normieshit
Kid, stop embarrassing yourself further.
Gaming is among the normiest things you can do on a computer nowadays right next to having a facebook.

>walk to work
>go past Ruski Pametnik
>some 60 year old lady taking a shit on the sidewalk
>while passionately talking to herself about politics
>15 meters down some gypsy with a bag
>trying to sell me stolen brand perfumes
>another 50 meters down some guy who looks like a leper
>trying to sell me gevreci
>from a bag thats half spilled on the ground
>walk 150 more meters towards my office
>see a guy trying to cut the cable from a bike
>i can only imagine he was stealing it
>people walking past him casually

Such is life in the zone.

yea you should watch animu and have a 2D wifu if you what to join the non normie club.

youtube.com/watch?v=sZuGAMHODDc

Цeнтъp нa плaнeтaтa e вce пaк.

What are some games i can play at work?

Sup Forums.

color switch, it's dumb and addicting

Doing this everytime at school tBh.

Capitalism 2 and dream of a better job.

Λαδς...
As i was heading to the port yesterday a saw a shit-tone of immie tents.
They were too many...
I never thought they were that many...
FUCKING HELP US
U
C
K
I
N
G

H
E
L
P

U
S

CS 1.6
t. I work in the basement

Nothing better than listening to partriotic songs in the morning

Which city?

throw a Molotov at them. Im peaty sure thats a greek tradition.

>Ath*ns

How do I deal with the crushing guilt?

what did you do

confess.

>Ath*ns
Not really anything out of the ordinary tbqh.

I was meant to be on a diet, but I ate half a jar of peanut butter. I feel like I've failed as a human being.

...

then go for a run burn some calories to make up for it.

Who, in their right mind, eats peanut butter in Bulgaria?

You're stupid, how is that bad?
Unless it has sugar and other additives in it, then you're a failure as a human being

>not eating sour green apples with peanut butter on them

Why do you even live?

my wife

youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts

fucking disgusting.

>half a jar of peanut butter

You must be a fat fuck

Great thread

h-hot

>Why do you even live?
To not eat shit you fuck

>my wife
Only acceptable if she's pregnant.

Second part meant for

first, 2 different persons
second, how come she can eat peanut butter only if she's pregnant? logic?

N-no b-bully.

Sour apples with peanut butter is like divine manna though. Like Zeus squirting in your mouth. Like the cosmos communicating with me through taste.

Normie.

Peanut butter is has an insane amount of calories and is extremely nutrious. All good traits for when you have a baby. Other than that there's no need to poison your body with that filth.

It is tasty.

Peanut putter is just ground peanutst how is that filth, its peaty much the same as eating peanuts .

Knowing this little about nutrition should be a crime.

>Just ground peanuts
+Oil + Sugar + Salt + Soy

TATARS

GIBS

you can ez make your own just buy peanuts put them in a blender and its done.

...

You serious, bro ? Are you one of those faggots that post about degeneracy ?

Well, for a start, you could try to back your claim.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that I am the son of none other than Alexander the Great. and I’ve been involved in numerous raids against Albanians, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in shitposting warfare and I’m the top shiposter in the Macedonia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Bulgaria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal Of Macedonia which is an amazing single 2nd hand Mil 24 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, tartar

Since /hell/ is a dead failure I'll repost in /balk/. There are always some Greeks here

Why are so many teen Greeks self-proclaimed anarchists?

Why are Greek girls the hottest in the world?

How do I become Greek?

So many questions...

So Shopska Salata is filth, because instead of being just tomatoes and cucumbers, it has garbage like salt, oil, cheese, etc nasty processed foods?

>Why are so many teen Greeks self-proclaimed anarchists?
Country is fucked and it's actually so fucked, it'll remain fucked for a long time. That usually leads to some anti-establishment resentment especially if the people in charge haven't changed a lot.
I mean, if you feel that no party respects you or looks after you, anarchism is an easy temporary choice for a teen.
>How do I become Greek?
Can you grow a monobrow ?

>400Gr of Shopska is a total of 261 calories and has 36% vitamin A and 48% vitamin C
>100Gr of peanut butter is 588 calories and has 0% of bot vitamin A and C

lmaoing @ you

Caлyтape! Hy тe-aм мaи възyт дe чeвa вpeмe...

...

>mfw Greeks online are always Sup Forumstard-tier

I get that, it makes sense when you think of people being disillusioned with party politics etc but I'm curious why quite a few of the rich Greeks are like this too.

Sure, most of the ones I've met have been economically right wing and support the austerity, but a significant number have been very leftist, even anarcho-marxist in their views despite being really well off themselves, usually studying abroad using money stashed in Switzerland.

>Can you grow a monobrow ?
Unfortunately I can. Is learning the language not even necessary? I've also got the problem of being very fair skinned, will that be a deal breaker?

>vitamin A and C (one of the most abundant) are the only nutrients you need
end yourself

What the fuck told me about me little bitch? Knowing that I graduated top of my class in ARM Wolves, I have participated in countless covert operations against the KLA, I have over 300 comfirmed kills . I train in gorilla warfare and iam the best sniper in the Army. You are nothing to me except another target.I Will delete you with precision which is not seen in this country. Hear my words. You think you will get away

Could be the zeitgeist I guess. It's totally hip to hate who you were voting for the past 30 years. Or it's just a general shift towards left-ism but I think that must had always been the case. Could be related to the whole economy being very public sector focused.
Plus, you know hardships tend to either push people close or drive them even further; the fascist military junta isn't that ancient.

Fuck monobrows, man. Plucking it hurts more than a kick to the balls. If you can make loud hand gestures, you can do away with the talking.

>counting calories

r u fat?

>fair skinned
>able to grow monobrow
Let me guess, you have dark brown hair thus you are not so fair skinned.

>So that's why should eat only peanut butter cuz it has no vitamins :DDD
You'd have to eat nearly a kilo of shopska salad to have eaten the same amount of calories as 100 grams of peanut shit. At this point I'm just waiting for you to say that you were only pretending to be stupid.

No but when someone says that shopska salad is as shit as peanut butter calories tend to prove the opposite.

Having lower calories doesn't make food worse.
In fact having more calories makes food better. The point of food is literally to fuel you. Why would poor fuel be better food?

Excellent reading comprehension!

All these fatsos saying peanut butter ain't bad for you itt

>pretending to be a 3rd party merely observing the argument
>damage controlling this hard

>i can't defend my argument, so i'll stop responding to you and instead make a sweeping thread wide insult with le australian faec

I accept your surrender.

yea, i'm sure she's about to die soon from eating a toast with peanut butter once a week >_>

in our other news, rate breakfast:
>toast with cheese and herbs
>toast with kalamata olive paste
>eggs with hot pepper and olive oil
>tomato salad

It's tasty you god damn sperg and that's all that matters.
You only count calories if you're a desperate fatass.

But it isn't

>Balk is 1 guy

MA KE DONYA
MAKEDONYA

youtube.com/watch?v=6_LRHH_P15Q

I think you're probably onto something in regards to the economy being very public sector orientated. That's probably what's pushing people to identify with it more than people in the west do. I feel like we probably make more of a distinction between state as in the nation and state as in the apparatus of daily bureaucracy.

Yeah the plucking is annoying but it's only once every month or so, I don't mind it too much.

Hand gestures aren't my thing really, I'll just try to learn Greek I think, at least this way I'll have some nice things to read without translation.

Do you think that as a nation/society Greeks are actually coming to terms with being poorer than they used to be or is it still treated more as a temporary crisis?

For example do you think it'll ever actually get to a point where Greeks will be looking to marry foreigners to get away in the same way as Russians and Ukrainians do or is that something you'd always be too proud to do?

I'm curious because Greece is the first post ussr breakup state in Europe to really regress rather than catchup or at least stay neutral.

Also, somewhat unrelated, how good would you say your universities are?

That looks pretty nice.
Wish I had the patience for a nice breakfast, I usually just end up with milk & muesli or something.

bulgar is fyrom

youtube.com/watch?v=BYOXhNR0bj8

I'm pale to the point of burning after half an hour in the sun, brown haired with bluey green eyes. Make of that what you will I guess.

fuck off xpozed
literally how autistic do you have to be to take a picture of your shitty sandwiches every morning

Just put a trip already so I can filter you.

>literally how autistic
enough. that's your answer.
now fuck off.

iktf
i'm skinny, so i'm forcing myself into eating well

>Do you think that as a nation/society Greeks are actually coming to terms with being poorer than they used to be or is it still treated more as a temporary crisis?
I think after 2010 most people figured out it's a dire situation.
>For example do you think it'll ever actually get to a point where Greeks will be looking to marry foreigners to get away in the same way as Russians and Ukrainians do or is that something you'd always be too proud to do?
As long as we have Albanians and Pakis to make fun off, we'll be fine. You always gotta bully someone below to make yourself feel better :')
>Also, somewhat unrelated, how good would you say your universities are?
Surprisingly good. Public education is a shitshow except for Uni's which as I said, are surprisingly good.
Except maybe the infrastructure

I heard you had an argument over weight and who is fat.

I have to inform you that on this thread there is a person part of the /skinny-fat/ master race. Your arguments have no power against me.
While women's bodies look like hourglasses and men's like trapezes, the /skinny-fat/ men's bodies look like a rectangular, the perfect, aerodynamic form.
/skinny-fat/ means having the normal weight, but not distributed equally - just because the /skinny-fat/ does not care about his looks! It is healthy and does not care about how he looks, he does not lift nor does any kind of gruelling sport, he just does what he likes and what actually helps him!

So give me some arguments, all you fat fucks, malnourished fags and dumb, muscular jocks why you aren't /skinny-fat/ and why you are inferior.

post pick of your keyboard its looks disgustingly fitly.

it's dusty

Is this fucking OC?

are you the math autist?

Lmao

Similar here, the thing is that my eyes are darker (brown) and my hair is lighter (dark blond).

Yours are Slavic traits anyway, we can't be Greeks, try as you might.

Yes, but I shall save it and use it in the future. I am skinny-fat indeed, but I would use with the purpose of shitposting since all of it is exaggerated. But some of /balk/anlars can't understand trolls.

Do you mean the one with quints?

Is your belly triggered, Ros? Or are you a mindless roach of a jock who has lifted and ran for years to build a "perfect body", forthwith to find he is inferior to the /skinny-fat/?

No, I'm just laughing at you, you autistic fuck.

very nice work, you can write well.

What is your body type, Dâmbovițafag?

...

I guess my hair is a mixture between brown and dark blonde, I was bleach blonde when I was a kid and when I get my haircut even now the sides are still lighter when short.

I know I can't be genetically or ethnically Greek, but I can be adopted into their culture at some point surely?

senpai none cares about hair/skin/eye color here.
You have to speak Greek and love the place nothing more nothing less desu.
Also

I almost forgot
V*LGARS GIVE PASSOS RRRRREEEEE