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Liz is for lizard edition

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/balt/ + /ausnz/

post kino

youtube.com/watch?v=T3jNaKRyxcI

Hi lads.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36263685

lol

she called chinese dignitaries rude or something

>ywn meet the queen

Opium wars III when

youtube.com/watch?v=xRoIQEsjDds

me with the shirt lads

>The Queen said someone was quite rude
>National headlines and media outrage
I don't understand it desu. Is it just a slow news day or what?

Probably never, sadly

youtu.be/MsYT47BWHms

Old memes

well they are rude. its literally a thing.

the communists discouraged manners because they associated that with china's imperial past.
that is historical fact and im guessing the people that visited here were of the generation that was directly influenced by the communist regime.

It's out of the ordinary for the queen to speak as such. Especially regarding anothe nation.

youtube.com/watch?v=7vsGCmurWf0

Here's forty shillings on the drum

so many fucking top notch girls in town and NOT ONE OF THEM IS MY GF

Fuck off aussie twat

WHAT'S THAT CUMMING OVER YOUR MUM?
IS IT A /BRIT/ LAD?
IS IT A /BRIT/ LAD?

pls stop

so many fucking top notch pakis in town and NOT ONE OF THEM IS MY BF

I just remembered I was the first person ever to say "tips fedora". Too bad no one will ever believe me, rolf.

Tell them niggas free Meechie Ho
Someway free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teaming, ho
Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago

>I just remembered I was the first person ever to say "tips fedora"

I got baited out in this video, can you delete it please don't want to get doxxed

stop what

FOY

...

need to buy a new razor

Tbh la it's your own fault for being a beg get me bruv

Come, thou Fount of every blessing,
tune my heart to sing thy grace;
streams of mercy, never ceasing,
call for songs of loudest praise.
Teach me some melodious sonnet,
sung by flaming tongues above.
Praise the mount! I'm fixed upon it,
mount of thy redeeming love.

2. Here I raise mine Ebenezer;
hither by thy help I'm come;
and I hope, by thy good pleasure,
safely to arrive at home.
Jesus sought me when a stranger,
wandering from the fold of God;
he, to rescue me from danger,
interposed his precious blood.

3. O to grace how great a debtor
daily I'm constrained to be!
Let thy goodness, like a fetter,
bind my wandering heart to thee.
Prone to wander, Lord, I feel it,
prone to leave the God I love;
here's my heart, O take and seal it,
seal it for thy courts above.

FOY

lads


laaaaaads hahahahahaha, laaads

Fuck off yank

>even Britain's right wing parties want more Muslims
JUST

Give me St George in my heart, keep me English
Give me St George in my heart, I say
Give me St George in my heart, keep me English
Keep me English to my dying day
No surrender
No surrender
No surrender to the IRA (scum)

Oy vey

Nobody, I'm nobody, I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo, I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor, if you get too close to me

>>>/cum/

fucks sake senpai

really want a summer dress qt gf

It's a facade so people won't call him racist

>ukip
>right wing

I've such a thing for an old woman.
youtube.com/watch?v=VerK4zwMRQw

youtube.com/watch?v=b-J95fYuVz4

hate when mum talks just for the sake of talking, half the shit she says doesn't even make sense... like seriously, just stfu if you don't have anything worth saying.

Hey /Brit/ check out this poll that was on Reddit
strawpoll.me/10182727/r
It's scary how many of them walk among us

>>>/balt/+/ausnz/

>>>/cum/

my mum constantly comes into my room without knocking just to tell me about stupid shit i don't care about

she's only caught me wanking once though

*watches as a wasp flies near one of my runts and it begins squealing in fear*
*gets out fly swatter*
*beats the runt mercilessly with it until it stops squealing and moving*

ahhh.... peace

you new? aussies carry this general haha

If you aren't British, get the fuck out. We don't want you here.

>Reddit
No.
You walk amongst us.

I need to drain the main vein.

Doing a dank

not an argument

We basically have the fate of the EU in our hands lads, if we vote for Brexit we basically kill it, if we don't it will continue

kys abos

which australian are you?

>bender
>abo nigger
>arab
>action poster

>she's only caught me wanking once though
lol that's fucked, did she actually see your dick?

You're being saps in other threads btw. Just saying.

>It's scary how many of them walk among us

what, 6?

Fuck off.

nah dont think so, already had my laptop over my willy when the door was halfway open

*grab you by the hair and brings it down to my arse before sharting horrifically*
what do you think, sweetie?

Whatever happened to people calling people "dorks, nerds, dweebs, doofuses, and geeks"? I never hear those words anymore

filtered the brits xD

>59180214
no

Australians
O U T
U
T

fuck off aussies

good lad

we carry this general

I take that as a personal insult

fuck off back to yankistan you snivelling little shit

>Gordon Brown: quitting EU would not be British

ah yes very impressive

stay in your lane Bruce

you're a guest here, but you'll never be part of the inner circle

haha i might actually just filter the poms haha as if that wouldn't be fuck off funny to filter them in their own general

Austrians out
Canadians out

I hate Iceland

Our son Straya carries /brit/ when we're asleep faggot.
They're insane but they're what we made them.

asdfg

Literally just did it
This is now /aus/

haha lad are you really going to try and have a superiority complex about who makes what threads on Sup Forums? reevaluate mate

enjoying london Bruce?

>faggot
fuck off yank

tbf it proabably is time Australians leave

come on lads

ABOS
O U T
U
T

I'm obviously already in that place. Notice my flag

New Skepta single is shite lads

t. Minister of Propaganda for /balt + ausnz/

dangerous gimmick

i've actually come to the realisation that a lot of poms are just cunts to use for no reason

seems a bit dog tbf

#AustraliansWelcome

NI actually cunt. Not somewhere you enjoy. Like working in Melbourne.

gonna stay just to spite the racists :D

well good morning, looks like a very friendly thread where everyone gets along

Fuck off.

fuck off you clog wearing cunt

Australian isn't a race, abo.

*notices increased runt activity in shed 6B*
hrrmm..
*turns the cameras on*
*some of the more ignorant and ugly runts are forming a group in the corner*
*they're squealing something about "filtering the poms"*
hmmm?

*turns the hoses on and they scatter immediately*
do NOT bite the hand that feeds, runts

theres only 1 race:

the human race