/ShitPost/

Invited Australia,Canada,Poland
may post: New Zealand,USA

1st for /balt/+/ausnz/

hey guys it's me poland don't mind the star in the corner

news everyone

is brasil invited

whew i guess Australia hates them

sure thing

It's me Poland

CATCH

el greeenlANDUS

Don't allow Americans.

haha me too what a coincidence

AMERICANS ALLOWED!

Haha I like your badge Poland

why not they are funny cuz they are dumb

Poland 4 godddd im shitpost too

plsss invite meeee

I can't wait to hear how the aussies managed to lose this war.

>Final Solution

Do you have a doctorate in cleaning toilets?

Not fucking again

TFW you have a PHD in plumbing

I got a PHD in ur mums plumbing haha :)))

>European Carp (Cyprinus carpio)
Australia dominating Europe again

oke

You should go down to the VD clinic, immediately.

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I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling poles and that darn dog

>Literally poorer version of Poland

Posting shit

Minion post desu

:DDDDDDDDDD

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haha don't be a silly billy

nice
epik
i like it

meme it up

Who is this semen demen?

don't ask me

Dumb anime poster

>Sup Forums
>not anime

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DE PERUAAN: TIJDENS ZIJN JEUGD... WERD HIJ GEDWONGEN OM GEITEN.. KOEIEN TE MELKEN...STALLEN SCHOON TE MAKEN..
''DE PERUAAN'' ZAAIT ''AARDAPPELEN. UIEN'' EN VERRICHT AGRARISCH WERK!! DE peruAAN WAST ZICH NIET, STUDEERT NIET, GAAT NIET NAAR SCHOOL, NAAR HET COLLEGE GAAT NIET NAAR DE UNIVERSITEIT EN IS EEN ONWETEND ONHANDIG IEMAND, GESLOTEN, DOM, STUPIDE, GROF, AFSTOTELIJK
WAT BETEKEND PERUAAN IN HET ''LATIJN ???
''INDIUS STINKUS AAPUS''
HOE HERKEN JE EEN peruAAN DAT IS HET ALLER MAKKELIJKSTE, HIER BENOEMEN WE ZIJN VOORNAAMSTE KENMERKEN:
0.ZIJN LELIJK, AFSCHUWELIJK, VERWERPELIJK, INSIGNIFICANT...STINKEND
1. ZE ZIJN ROOD, POEP KLEURIG, ZE LIJKEN OP MONGOLEN
2.HET ZIJN DWERGEN, 1M50, 1M60, ZE LIJKEN OP ANDEENSE KABOUTERS
3. ZE HEBBEN KORTE BENEN, ECHTE ANOMALIEN VAN DE NATUUR
4. ZE HEBBEN GEEN KONT, ZOWEL DE MANNEN ALS DE VROUWEN
5. ZE HEBBEN GEEN NEK, HET LIJKEN NET WORMEN IN DE MODDER
6. ZE HEBBEN EEN ENORME NEUS ALS EEN CONDOR OF TOEKAAN
7. ZE HEBBEN GROTE FLAPOREN, EN ZO WORDEN ZE GENOEMD DOOR DE SPANJAARDEN
8. ZE LIJKEN OP CHINEZEN EN HEBBEN GEEN OOGLEDEN
9. ZE HEBBEN JUKBENEN DIE UITSTEKEN
10. ZE HEBBEN RONDE EN OPGEZWOLLEN GEZICHTEN, DEZE LAMAKOPPEN
PERUANEREN: I BARNDOMMEN ER HAN TVUNGET TIL Å MELKE GEITER, KUER... VASKE STALL "PERUANEREN" "SÅR" POTETER, LOK" OG HAN GJOR LANDBRUKS ARBEID!! PERUANEREN VASKER IKKE, STUDERER IKKE, GÅR IKKE PÅ SKOLEN, GÅR IKKE PÅ UNIVERSITET. HAN ER TREG IGNORANT, LUKKET, BARBAR, DUM, UFIN, HESLIG
HVA ER PERUANERER PÅ LATIN???

Xxxxxxxxxxddddddd

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
HVORDAN GJENKJENNE EN PERUANERER ER DEN ENKLESTE TING, HER VISER VI NOEN AV KARAKTER TREKKENE DERES
0- DE ER STYGG, GRUSOM, JÆVLIG, UVIKTIG... HESLIG
1- DE ER BRUN, FARGEN AV BÆSJ, LIGNER PÅ KOPPER, LIGNER PÅ SKIT
2- DE ER DVERGER, 1,50 TIL 1,60, SOM ANDEANSKE GNOMER
3- DE HAR KORTE BEIN, HJULBEINT, SANNE FRIKER AV NATUREN
4- DE HAR IKKE RUMPER, VERKEN MENN ELLER KVINNER
5- DE HAR IKKE NAKKE, DE LIGNER PÅ MAKK I JORDEN
6- DE HAR STORE NESER SOM HEGRE ELLER FJÆREPLYTT
7- DE HAR STORE ORER, TIL OG MED SPANJOLENE SA DET
8- DE ER SOM KINESERE OG HAR IKKE OYELOKK
9- DE HAR UTSTÅENDE KINNBEIN
10- FJESENE DERES ER RUNDE OG OPPSVULMEDE, DISSE MOKK-TRYNENE

xD

Oy vey!

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a leaf xD

A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!

xD

pls respondn

make europe gay again

How could you have a shitposting thread without the biggest shitposter in the 3rd world?!

The Canadian Legion is here to curb stop the Poldermi Dominion

based sudanbro

SEE

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

Our fight is against the plumbers, not the emus

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Thanks Polskibro. If you ever need more faceswaps or shoops like the Jean Paul one, feel free to request.

>sudan
lol imagine actually being born there lol

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I know right? lol

im memeing with spain spainer meme these days
not sure if you could pole it up 2bh

post pic of natives so i know you're legit

Just start a banter thread, hand me a link, and you have my full support.

No I've don't too many times over the last few years, enough is enough.

Do I ask Australians to post pictures of kangaroos and crocs outside their window? No.

he's legit dear newfriend

NZ MENTIONED

>Selling Americans syrup to get them fat, and insulin to keep them buying.

>implying donuts aren't a much more popular breakfast food than pancakes or waffles

"banter"

WE WUZ RAGE FACES AND SHIT

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Wew, this is too much shitposting autism for me, I am outtie.

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>Canada

No chinese allowed. Finland, Australia, Poland, bound together by Mongol blood.

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hello somali-colonised poland

i'm an animorph version of poland so i assume i'm allowed here

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u no
t

hello cunts

Gookie Monster want Gookies

>/shitpost/
so literally ever general on this board?

I Kermitted suicide

GIVE ME A Y
GIVE ME AN O
GIVE ME A U

GIVE ME A (YOU)

Here's your (You)

(He)

Last two digits of your post is when you will get married

If it's below your current age, you will die alone

Roll

Roll

kek

kek

Why are Canadians here? We are informative and serious posters.

My balls hurt