Friendly reminder that tanning is skin cells in trauma and you'll look like a leather handbag by the time you're 30 if you do it frequently... edition.
/brit/
cara
What an ugly cunt that emaciated cretin is!
karen
...
FOY
James
thread theme song
Yes, me boy?
doxxed
my hairdressers daughter
You could land a 747 on that schnoz
come home we all miss you
who here /posting in brit/?
weirdo
Yam-ez?
Reading a book lads
>Total presence breaks on the univocal predication of the exterior absolute the absolute existent (of that of which it is not possible to univocally predicate an outside, while the equivocal predication of the outside of the absolute exterior is possible of that of which the reality so predicated is not the reality, viz., of the dark/of the self, the identity of which is not outside the absolute identity of the outside, which is to say that the equivocal predication of identity is possible of the self-identity which is not identity, while identity is univocally predicated of the limit to the darkness, of the limit of the reality of the self). This is the real exteriority of the absolute outside: the reality of the absolutely unconditioned absolute outside univocally predicated of the dark: the light univocally predicated of the darkness: the shining of the light univocally predicated of the limit of the darkness: actuality univocally predicated of the other of self-identity: existence univocally predicated of the absolutely unconditioned other of the self. The precision of the shining of the light breaking the dark is the other-identity of the light. The precision of the absolutely minimum transcendence of the dark is the light itself/the absolutely unconditioned exteriority of existence for the first time/the absolutely facial identity of existence/the proportion of the new creation sans depth/the light itself ex nihilo: the dark itself univocally identified, i.e., not self-identity identity itself equivocally, not the dark itself equivocally, in “self-alienation,” not “self-identity, itself in self-alienation” “released” in and by “otherness,” and “actual other,” “itself,” not the abysmal inversion of the light, the reality of the darkness equivocally, absolute identity equivocally predicated of the self/selfhood equivocally predicated of the dark.
I'd fuck her even if she has an Irish accent.
>tfw my friends gf is my hairdresser
Definitely not me
No, I'm afraid I won't.
All the best, take care of Mother.
James
i liek france do u lke france
>my hairdesser
not for a while starting now
This makes me really mad
just had baked beans on toast lads
>tfw poor
fucking hell that is dense - who is it?
I got 1 page in Nietzsche before throwing it across the room
what haircut do you get lads?
I get a zero around the side and a 1 on the top
nice and tight
GRAND
TOUR
How much poo would a poo in the loo poo in a loo if a poo in the loo could poo in a loo.
>he doesn't go to a barbers
batty boys
am I not a yank now?
That's a nice name Jeremy can we watch it now?
mid length and comb it into oblivion
>tfw naturally straight hair
aroooooga
Don't have a hairdresser or even a shop I frequent 2bh
Just get whatever girl I'm with to trim it up every couple months
how else am I going to have boobs pressed against the back of my head and female contact?
ah, back to normal
was scared for a moment desu
doing a shoot
gf just sent me this
Foundation: Matter the Body Itself by D.G. Leahy.
swit swoo geezers
>not tradtional
>doing a shoot
the gf actually sent me this
is she a lesley bean?
>gf is literally showing her nipples to just about everyone
some gf you have
Lads, the skin just below the underside of your wrist is so soft and hairless. You can stroke it and close your eyes and pretend it's a girl.
> existence univocally predicated of the absolutely unconditioned other of the self.
ah yes
*puffs pipe*
*bubbles come out*
>a paki telling me I could not live in my own city while my government caters to Syrian migrants by the hundreds of thousands
I'd have to kill him 2bh
it was a private picture just for but I thought I'd share
>it's photoshopped
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
he's smooth, like the inside of your arm
>girl I like is dating a Muslim
Hold me lads
...
>still liking her
Sort yourself out lad.
*hovers into /brit/ in meditation position with eyes closed and glowing with golden light*
*beckons onto you intergalactic chakras with my all seeing 3rd eye*
Ascend, my boys
True she is tainted now.
You must be pretty fucking repulsive if she prefers a Muzzie over you.
Toilet seat arrived in the post lads.
doing a little cry
rate my essay plan lads
>Still finds gingers attractive despite the fact they are subhuman
How
...
um rude
guess you could say yo ugoita a poopoo aaaaaaaappahaahhahahaha
need my tits licked
*wipes the tears from your eyes and hugs you*
If you disagree with mass immmigration you are a retarded racist :)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what the fuck did you say about my people??????
>indigenous population
definitely
Nothing unscientific
I agree with mass immigration of minorities back to their own countries
what do you actually think of niamh lads
wet out
I fucked a Paki grill in every imaginable way for months until she fucked off back to be some saps virgin bride.
Pulled one back for ya lad.
She's just summat to put your dick in
Good job lad.
Do you think I'll need a driving license to be the only occupant of a driverless car?
I don't have one, but with driverless cars a year away I don't see the need. May as well put that money towards the car.
spicy
Worried she wasn't stoned. Not kidding.
She'll have kept her mouth shut.
Thanks lad
1-9 I wank
0 I stick a finger up my bum
dubs I stick a dildo up my bum
499 words to go lads
Who are the shittest people on Sup Forums?
Irish, Yanks and Aussies.
Us and the Yanks.
all me
In order
>tripfags
>reddit flag users
>non-whites
>yanks
me but unironically
yes you lazy fuck
Tripfags, weebs, kpop nonces and yanks.
Literally stumped lads
Jesus lad. Dafuq is that you're eating?
help how do I get this back to normal
>82 GBP to fix the wifi card on my laptop
fuming lads