Why do European men pull their pants down at the urinals?

Why do European men pull their pants down at the urinals?

very nice butts

why is the tall one clenching his buttcheeks ew wtf

so we don't splash our pants

I think a better question is "Why did I open this thread?"

why are americans fat and shoot eachother

>two Europosters
>no mention of pic rel
Sup Forums is kill

>mfw i actually do this

Feels good man

>Standing next to each other
>Talking while pissing

Why are Europeans so fucking gay?

those asses

No idea, I'll never understand Europeans.

That is their culture

HIVEMIND

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>not grouppissing at parties

americans are such sad sacks

Why do mainland europe have these tiny mini-toilets next to the toilet? I tried shitting in one but it was impossible to flush so i had to pick it up and toss it in the big toilet.

Most people fart while peeing.
>he intentionally farts into his own pants

>i had to pick it up

ewwww
you're supposed to stomp it until it becomes a paste , then flushing it is no problem
a bit like in the shower

They wash their faces in those.

Provided that we have actual toilets

idk about pants but i need to pull out balls

feels good man

Oh yeah.. That makes sense. That's why your sinks are so low, so you can wash your foot afterwards?

Does anyone over the age of 6 do that?

Yes, every European does it, besides the Scotts. They wear skirts.

exactly

>go into gas station bathroom
>there's a kid there with his pants around his ankles at the urinal
>he's not like 4 either, more like 8-9
>his dad is standing there waiting for him to finish like nothing's wrong
That was something I preferred to not look upon.

I don't do this.

Wow, I LIKE THESE BUTTS, I want to berry my face in one of them and WRORFKORLFCDS,CVNHNCJNVJLDFSVKLMBKMLK;VMF

I sure do though.

this is what bidets look like in europe?

I had no idea, seems inefficient. Japan has the best toilet system/culture in the world imo.

>this isn't common in the US, and what's worse, it's not socially acceptable to just walk up to someone after they're done peeing and stick your benis in their angus

Right, this isn't Sweden.

why can't it be

>2016
>Using urinal not proper japanese toilet

post angus

100% agree

why are americans so insecure about sexuality
there's nothing wrong on touching other guy's ass or rubbing a dick

>standing next to someone while pissing
thats how the gay is spread m8

thank you but no one wants to see my angus

i'm very secure in my (homo)sexuality
it's more a problem with molesting strangers.

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>Not having proper separators between the urinals

What a bunch of faggots

at my university, there is one bathroom with these three urinals right next to each other, with no dividers. it's almost impossible not to see someone's dick. The bathroom is laid out so that you have to turn a corner to get to the urinals (which are the only things there) and it would look really weird to turn the corner to the urinals and then walk away if you saw someone there. So, as a homo I am very nervous about the inevitable day when i walk to the urinal area and get trapped into peeing next to someone with their dick in close proximity to mine.

these are the things i think about
t. gay autist

>thank you but no one wants to see my angus
why not?

>having urinals

what a bunch of third world shitholes

>it's almost impossible not to see someone's dick.

fucking don't look, nigga

there is a bathroom i know of with two urinals next to each other and one stall
theres always like 5 people there and no one wants to use the urinal next to the one being used because they dont want to catch the gay
its a fact that all gays caught it by pissing next to someone with no divider or urinal in between

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Do you piss in the loos? Too much waste of water when you flush it

BUT IT'S RIGHT THERE
really, the urinals are organized so that it would be in your peripheral vision no matter what

also i might just be tempted and unable to stop myself.

this seems like a lot of extra effort and cost for a country like colombia

i'm a top and my ass is 0/10 anyways
plus i have hemorrhoids

hrm

ruaqt?

post willy

seperators do not cancel the gay m8
only another urinal can cancel it

>Too much waste of water when you flush it

as i said

what a bunch of third world shitholes

>wasting water
decadent northern savages, water is a precious resource

>water is a precious resource
for you

this is creeping me out, we really are becoming a part of the reptillian slave mental-net

For everyone. You're just too ignorant to see it. When climate change comes for your snow and glaciers, we will be lmaoing @ ur life while you scurry for water aid from the wise and prepared southerners.

>why are americans so insecure about sexuality
because we have our penises mutilated at a young age, and there is scientific evidence that this fucks up our brains

t. jewish but redpilled knower

It's more comfortable and it's not gay.

kek we have plenty of freshwater lakes

say goodbye to them once your population explodes due to immigrants breeding like rabbits and hotter summers and winters causing water levels to drop.

Your old world decadence has bred your arrogance. When climate change causes environmental catastrophe the new world will be better placed to deal with it, because we're prepared and used to fighting against and alongside mother nature. All you have in europe are man made catastrophes.