>tfw all the other countries have cool historical warriors
Russians have the cossacks and soldiers that won against the theutonics, Greeks have the Spartans, Italians have the romans, Polish have the hussars, Spanish had the conquistadores, Germans have loads of warriors, France had the best knights and musketeers, England had an amazing global army, Japanese have the samurai, Africans have their tribal heroes, Scandis had the vikings, Balkans had some really tough people...
The list could go on but what do we have? A bunch of peasents that fought against naked natives and greedy slave traders. If it wasn't for England we wouldn't even be an independent country. We are just a nation of merchants with no proud military history... no meme map can proove otherwise.
in one hand >not a interesting father son relationship like America/UK >not a interesting country at all >manlet nation even for europe standards >useless language barely any people speak >shitty culture that inspired the "jeitinho brasileiro" >destroyed an entire biome
on the other hand though >pseudo spanish language works great as base when learning other european languages >don't need to learn spanish since its so damn similar >decided to mate with the natives rather than kill them, race issues here are not as strong since everybody and their mother are mixed as fuck >weren't big enough to protect the whole colony yet managed to keep shit together >above attracted other cunts to the territory, creating the whole multicultural thing later which is kind of cool >Brazilian culture filters all the weak retards, retards stay contained and are easy to control
Christian Stewart
uhm try again
Tyler Scott
also Portuguese literature and music which are still very strong around here, this country produced some beautiful shit
Jonathan Peterson
You removed Spaniards...French...Spaniards...French...removed people in America, Africa, India...French...Spaniards...
That's impressive, man
Wyatt Carter
LMAO AFRICANS ARE BETTER THAN PORTUGAL NIGGA EVEN HAITI HAS A COOLER FUCKING HISTORY THAN YOU NIGGA
Benjamin Long
you were part of the unbeatable spanish tercios and your army was pretty nice
Aiden Brown
we wuz kangz n shiet: the thread
Eli Gray
Yeah. The delusion is big. Look at this guyIt may look like that in the stats but once you notice everything we won was thanks to the brits or lucky sneaky strikes. Anytime things were harder for us people would just lay in the ground crying and letting everything be destroyed. The same is happening now but fortunately we will not survive this crisis and Portugal will be no more wich is a relief
Jordan Young
you had kangs an shiet
Jack Thompson
Why are Iberians so self hating?
Luis Perez
>corner a valuable market for hundreds of years >Ship thousands of tonnes of gold, silver. Millions of tonnes of other exotic spices/gems/sugars and a complete monopoly >still poorer than germany a country with almost no empire
Ryan Stewart
Because unlike savages, we are aware of our ineficience so we just give up since we are bound to loose
Adrian Parker
Too dumb to be civilized but smart enough to realize we suck
Jack Anderson
self awareness of the reality
Caleb Myers
They're not really though.
They're richer, but they're probably a lot less safe, have less of a sense of community etc.
I'll take homogeneity over money any day.
Landon Gomez
But you guys were the greatest European power at one point even more than snowniggers; those successful genes don't just disappear, they're still inside you
Thomas Walker
This is true.
With embryo selection any nation can become based within the space of a couple of generations.
Carson Sanchez
you have magellan, the greatest explorer of them all.
Luke King
>Tfw no cool historical warriors >Instead you have cool modern warriors
