Tfw you'll never live in antiquity

>tfw you'll never live in antiquity

>not living in poverty
>not having 3 of my 5 kids die
>not catching a plague
>not dying in my 30's

>tfw you'll never live in antiquity
thank God.

Makin me want to do a meme playthrough in Victoria 2 tbhfamalam

Well at least you'd get to sex 12 year olds.

>not dying in my 30's
still believing this shitty meme

oh right sorry
>not dying in my teens

People died in their late 40s and 50s dude, its just high infant mortality dragged it down a bit

I see that Pisslam already reached Finland.

Nice.

Well if it had, 12 year olds wouldn't be illegal.

>its just high infant mortality dragged it down a bit
fuck you're right
>not growing old into my infancy

fucking retard

sexing girls as soon as they hit their period was a thing EVERYWHERE

that wasn't the correct conclusion but ok

Justinian lived till 84, but he took good care of his body.

>but he took good care of his body.
he caught the plague, and went crazy

not in Brazil

Natives had babies at young age too.

>tfw you'll never expel the jews from your realm

:^)

Not with that attitude.

here is my moroccan empire

pls rate

Nice meme post

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don't you dare impugn the glory of Al-Andalus

Yes, but there was always the chance you got tetanus from stepping on a nail or caught pneumonia and coughed yourself to death. Even if the average was higher once you got out of childhood, it was really a crapshoot if you made it to old age.