>tfw you'll never live in antiquity
Tfw you'll never live in antiquity
>not living in poverty
>not having 3 of my 5 kids die
>not catching a plague
>not dying in my 30's
>tfw you'll never live in antiquity
thank God.
Makin me want to do a meme playthrough in Victoria 2 tbhfamalam
Well at least you'd get to sex 12 year olds.
>not dying in my 30's
still believing this shitty meme
oh right sorry
>not dying in my teens
People died in their late 40s and 50s dude, its just high infant mortality dragged it down a bit
I see that Pisslam already reached Finland.
Nice.
Well if it had, 12 year olds wouldn't be illegal.
>its just high infant mortality dragged it down a bit
fuck you're right
>not growing old into my infancy
fucking retard
sexing girls as soon as they hit their period was a thing EVERYWHERE
that wasn't the correct conclusion but ok
Justinian lived till 84, but he took good care of his body.
>but he took good care of his body.
he caught the plague, and went crazy
not in Brazil
Natives had babies at young age too.
>tfw you'll never expel the jews from your realm
:^)
Not with that attitude.
here is my moroccan empire
pls rate
Nice meme post
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don't you dare impugn the glory of Al-Andalus
Yes, but there was always the chance you got tetanus from stepping on a nail or caught pneumonia and coughed yourself to death. Even if the average was higher once you got out of childhood, it was really a crapshoot if you made it to old age.