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good thread

hey its me canadia

Someone post those chicks.

Not with that ugly cuckstamp you're not.

yeah that's you new zealand

nth for don't bully!

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yes

please don't do this to me

dumb frogposter

OH SHIT WADDUP

me in the center middle

Scenario: Climate change created floods ravage your city, and you have to live in one of the two /cum/ nations that isn't yours. Which one would you choose and what city would you live in?

Would pick the the US, I would pick Colorado. I like skiing and fresh air.

Denver, Colorado*

who /me and my people/ here

I'd probably go for Toronto, if that's allowed.

Nova Scotia

Anchorage or Toronto I always wanted to go there.

My gf is going out clubbing
Do you think she looks good?

O shit waduuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Yeah

She'll find a suitable bull in no time at all.

Rate my Canadian American gf.

Denver sucks these days breh

There are better cities in CO

Thanks

What are you implying?

>spent 4 hours categorizing image folder
>just got done
>realize that my category folders could do with some sub-folders because now THEY have become too big
There's no winning here

wheres the dick

The hour hand on that clock is on 9. Not 1.

would bring over for dinner with my parents/10

I think you might be legitimately autistic, m8

It's just OCD
I mean fuck I have 484 images in my /laugh/ folder
Could do with some cleaning up

I told you guys when I too, that picture that that clock has not worked for a long time, like a year almost or more
And I'm not Canadian

nothing interesting to post, desu

How will you even categorize laughter images? By intensity?

She's canadian? Thought she said she was german and greek, she looks greek at least

I'm not canadian, no

smug, group, butthurt, goldface, anime
hell even this old russian fuck can have his own category

I live in Toronto, it's pretty great. Most of the cultural stuff is actually blended in with Canadian culture believe it or not, a stark contrast to NYC.

The weather isn't that bad either, like it was 15C and sunny today, but dead winter in like Late Dec, Jan and Feb is brutal.

He's Harold the Hungarian IIRC

ur all so cute it's not even fun /cum/sies~

>Toronto

Are you german and greek? You actually look it, more greek in this one but in other photos it shows.

i was in this restaurant and a lot of koreans show up out of nowhere, they were like 30 of them and they go to the buffette area at the same time, the rest of costumer had to wait till these fuckers finnish taking what they want (because they naturally sincronize in a line because they're asians).
This happened like 3 time during the whole dinner.
And on top of all tha shit ALL the q8s ignored me competelly. Just one weird miyagi looking old man stared at me the whole time
>tl;dr Asians are weird ass mofos

y-you too

weeb shitter

anyone ITT need a kiss?

3/4 germ a quarter Greek
Moms parents are both German and dads dad is German and his mom is Greek

No Dad.

Yeah in the other photos you look more german, but I grew up in a fairly greek area and you do look similar to some of them as well. Do you know what area of Greece and Germany your ancestors come from?

youtube.com/watch?v=pjJcBJ2aIi0

No, go away creep

Jesus. I don't even know what to say.

>oh no i lost my shirt hehe
Wut do?

I don't dig that far deep captain I'm sorry
Thats all I know
Hopefully these guys know I'm not a canadian

get her a shirt

>"who the fuck are you??!?!1"
then tell her to get out of my god damn house

Ah, I was just curious because some of my greek friends have gone back to their little villages to see their relatives all that, thought it was neat since there are islands where half the population shares the same surname and stuff.

Ask her why she's wearing a bow tie

Yeah I wouldn't want to go to some minor outlying Turkish Greek island to get raped by off course refugees

I have the digits. They're safe...for now, but you must give me a total of no less than five (You)s or you'll see the cops pulling these dubs out of a ditch on the morning news. Are we clear?

legs hurt from squats and deads /cum/

Wait, what? Those were my numbers! Give them back!

Ahaha, you are a little naive, arent you sister? I think you would be more likely to be raped in chicago, no refugee wants to land and get stranded on an island full of traditional, patriotic anit-Muslim greeks, I assure you.

What's your greek grandmothers surname if that isnt an intrusive question?

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Haha yes
absolutely

I imagine that this has been quite embarrassing for the both of you

That's why I said off course
You never know, and I don't think inbred patriotic Hellenes would be much better
And Kouros

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dear god

heh and for you too

>he thinks I'll give him a free (You) without first providing proofs of the digits in his possession

>for you

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the Mediterranean seems like a neat place desu, especially Greece

*unseathes dubs*


Now gimme the fucking (You)s

Good job candad

t. Mediterranean travel agency board

oh shit

h-here you are

(You)(You)(You)

Ahaha, they would be happy to have you, I'm sure. I've heard the surname Kouros here, you probably have distant relatives over in NY but it's probably a common greek surname is my guess

did i stutter? little guy?

(You)

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Yeah I have heard it's somewhat common but it's whatever I ike my real last name anyways
I want to go to Montenegro mostly

nice

>montenegro
Why, you really enjoy the setting of Casino Royale? I'm sure its an underrated place though

Do you have a german surname? Wish I did but they anglicized it way back

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hehe

alright

you kids play nice now

*disappears into the darkness*

*plays nice with cana-chan*

What's casino royale? And yeah my surname is Wolkoff if that's german enough still

What's the name of that anime of that 30 year old guy gets to take care of a girl his father left him?

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BLACKED: Scene 36; Cheyenne Nice meets Mister Steamer

>wolkoff
Originally slavic surname that was germanized for sure but thats common, I'm guessing they were from eastern germany? I'm autistic about my heritage so I found of few of those myself in my tree.

And Casino Royale, the James Bond film, ahaha. It's supposed to take place in montenegro. Why do you want to go there of all places?

Everyone
Point and laugh, i repeat, point and laugh at her

You mean these dubs?

thanks lori

HA!