DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

(for real this time)

Congratulations Brazil!

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I just heard fireworks outside. How much you need to be hated for people to do this kind of shit at 6am?

Damn it, I was coming in here to post the exact same thing!

bump for underrated news

>fireworks
Those are gunshots Joao, take cover!

It's not underrated.
If anything is widely overrated by Brazilians.
For some reason they think the entire world is watching, but whenever a thread about this pops up, it's just a bunch of Brazilians, one non-brazilian interested and another one finally asking what's it all about since there are posts about it all. the. fucking. time.

Don't be tsundere, I know you guys in Portugal are watching it closely.

In the beginning the media tried to make something out of it, but it quickly went away after less than 2 weeks.
Nowadays it's one newspot per week if it even happens.

Tuga pls, Dilma is on the front page of all major portuguese newspapers right now.

YOU GOT DILMAD!!!

What did she do?

she ride bicycles, apparently most brazilians hate cyclists

Basically everyone in Brazil politics is corrupt. She's only a little bit corrupt comparatively but there has been a series of corruption scandals so public opinion has shifted hard. Combine that with a shit economic situation and her poor economic decisions and people are angry.

But the actual legal reason for her being suspended is because her government allegedly disguised a deficit in the public accounts to help her win the election.

In short, Dilma did many accounting maneuvers to mask the huge deficit she made during her rule, some of which were flagrantly illegal. It's worth noticing she tried to mask the public deficit in 2014, the very year she was re-elected. In 2014 her campaign used as slogan that the public deficit was under control, it was not. This explosive spending of Dilma is one of the main causes for Brazil's current recession, which is literally the worst recession we ever had.

Add women to politics = ruin everything. Brazil learned the hard way. I hope america isn't fool enough to elect Hillary.

Pretty much this. The new government isn't gonna have a single woman in a cabinet. topkek. It's like "wew lads, time to put order in the chaos, we only have space for the best, women may come at a later date".

ayyy lmao

This is only the beginning, I predict a bright future for Brazil now :)

shes left wing and the right wing hasn't won in decades

It's far from over, all the process until now was just for the openning of the impeachment process.

Political right wing here doesn't exist.

Maybe 2018 will see some change in this aspect. PT will lose a lot of power, and I expect their members to be absorbed into other parties.

This all the way
Folks here are getting entirelly too warmed up about this whole thing for their own good

I guess they finally rused the roussef.

She is going to talk on TV soon.
I imagine huge butthurt from our SJWs in an even larger amount.
It is great to not care about this either way, the memes are great.

youtube.com/watch?v=qGFLh0OGyDc

Why are the SJWs going to be butt hurt?

>I haven't followed her saga that much

Mad they're a million times more relevant than you?

Wasn't Maggie good for the UK?

Because she is SJW: the president.
It is a shame really, because Lula was an actual no bullshit syndicalist.

Good

Brazil needs pro-Western president

She'll be back VERY soon............

[spoiler]she's a socialist[/spolier]

who is the next presidente de Brasil?
Capitalist or Socialist?
Americanist, Russianist or Chinist?

Kill it with fire

I didn't know Brazil had SJWs, you really can't escape them huh? At least you don't have Islam.

Brazil has always been pro west you dummy. We always had good relations with everyone, except for Israel but fuck kikes.

Very unlikely, my foreign tipster friend

Not exactly, my HUE friend. Only for 180 days while the Senate discuss the process for the last voting.

Capitalist and an old fox (literally, he's 75 yo)

Michel Temer.
Centrist and selfist.

The South and southwest have, being the most developed part of the country, upper middle class kids think that in a country were people are starving and living on thr streets, the real problem is "muh stare rape"

Temer.
Right centrist.
Whoever is willying to give him support.

This is our new first lady.

We do have Islam, but our islamists are well behaved and integrated.

For now

She looks pretty white. Is she from rich south Brazil?

Has she been FAVELAD?

>lol golpe golpe golpe
Can't she fucking stop parroting this shit

Our islamists are all business owners mate. Every turk and lebanese I've ever met has a store or a restaurant.

don't forget shoe shops

It's a commie thing, we do it here as well

Source?

>43 years younger than her husband

based

I feel sad for her honestly, all she had to do was not protect Lula and this wouldn't be happening.

No

She is his trophy wife. It is quite literally how the media called her a weeks back. Keks were had.

?

Isn't that common in your country when we are talking about rich guys?

>feeling sad for a person that knowingly dismantled our economy

I bet you feel sad for robbers that die in shootouts with cops.

The cure is worst than the illness, but still good news

>Correa
>Cristina
>Evo
>Dilma
Who's next in the kill list? Santos?

HAHAHA FUCK THEM
Fuck these populist lesbians ffs, fuck them hard, don't let them ever return. Every woman that was president was a fucking dissapointing.

>>feeling sad for a person that knowingly dismantled our economy

Actually she didn't nothing. She always have been a puppet on Lula's hand and nothing else.

she was decent, don't listen to socialist scum from northern UK

Evo is kill? AFAIk, he's still Bolivia's president

Thatcher was GOAT

We ex president was being investigated for corruption, so she gave him a seat as a minister. This meant that the judge conducting the investigations no longer could do it and it would be sent for our supreme court to do it. Then Moro (the judge) released an audio of her talking to Lula about how she was sending him the papers in case he needed to prove he was a minister if the police came for him. This sunk her popularity extremely fast and gave huge support for impeachment.

This.
Hillary is going to win and the USA is FUCKeD

I can't feel anything but pity for someone believing in such tale.

Nothing.

Lula was good for Brazilian economy. Her problem was NOT being Lula's puppet.

shoo mr. red star

It happens, but it's not super common. It'd be a problem for one of our leading politicians.

>The cure is worst than the illness
Not by a long shot.
Foreign media just don't know better

back then we're on the botton of the sea. The only way was up. Prove that even a drunk fingerless did it.
Same will heappen with Temer. The economy will turn upside again, and that doesn't mean he's good.
What we were living on past year is the result of Lula's ideals.

All his works were based on corruption and only worked while PT (worker's party) had power. It crumbled as soon as Mensalão and Petrolão (nicknames of PT's main scandals) investigations revealed the putrid foundation of Lula's economic plans.

Ironically, PT will give us the 'accursed inheritance' they shouted for so long about FHC's.

Id say its a game of chance. Youre more likely to get better leaders of a country with males than women.

I wouldnt place any of my chips on them.

bravo!

He tried to change the constitution in order to approve indefinite reëlection.

The economist have a couple of articles explaining Brazil's crsis:
economist.com/news/americas/21679516-impeachment-proceedings-against-dilma-rousseff-are-bad-brazil-they-make-it-more
economist.com/news/leaders/21684779-disaster-looms-latin-americas-biggest-economy-brazils-fall
economist.com/news/americas/21696550-how-should-presidential-systems-deal-political-breakdown-when-coup-not-coup

Ah yes, I remember that. Hope Bolivia's and your countrymen see the light and send those idiots in power to hell.

Not actually female.

Naum vai tr goupi

that's so racist we need to liberate the poor oppressed bulgarian community in brazil

youtu.be/eihfs2vZ4uE

FEELS GOOD, MAN!

Temer quando? Cansei de ouvir a Dilma.

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yes austerity and neoliberalism will cure our country :^) just look at greece now they are doing fine

please no chimping out thanks

Dracula Temer, from Castlevania, nihon-kun.

Explain how is this better

>“60% of the 594 members of Brazil’s Congress” – the ones voting to impeach Rousseff – “face serious charges like bribery, electoral fraud, illegal deforestation, kidnapping and homicide”. By contrast, said the article, Rousseff “is something of a rarity among Brazil’s major political figures: she has not been accused of stealing for herself”.

>Cunha was caught last year with millions of dollars in bribes in secret Swiss bank accounts, after having falsely denied to Congress that he had any foreign bank accounts. Cunha also appears in the Panama Papers, working to stash his ill-gotten millions offshore to avoid detection and tax liability.

>Gaddafi reneges on deal to buy Rafales
>killed by foreign backed rebels

>Dilma reneges on Lula's deal to buy Rafales
>going to be impeached, prison is next

You mean through the expansion of the give-and-take based politics through mensalao, rigging the state companies and pension funds bankrupting them, slowly giving away fiscal responsibility and bloating the government, which was also example for counties and states that are also broken. Plus giving subsidies to particular sectors of the economy that supported him like automakers and creating giant pointless overrated projects like abreu e lima refinery and Sete Brasil so that the constructor cartel would drain the money. And didn't create any of the necessary reforms like tributary or of bureaucracy (I do really appreciate the Simples Nacional though).

If only you guys could see Lula's face. Holy mother of fuck.

ugh excuse me, women are capable if not more so than men, especially in politics, and it's time we had a womyn in the white house.

#I'mReadyForHer #HillBilly

stop
t. woman

Hey Brazilbros what's the scene like with the ZIka thing down there? Everyone freaking out or what?

Man she is such a bad public speaker.
Lula had charisma at least. What is the deal with charismatic leftist leaving shitty heirs? Like Chaves and Maduro, Lula and Dilma, Kirchner and his wife.

I hope I never see him again. I'd even let him stay with Atibaia's ranch, as long as he remained there.

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>Fuck these populist lesbians ffs, fuck them hard, don't let them ever return.
Hermano got it. 5 star post.