Apology thread

Let's Apology to other countries.

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You first, Tojo.

Sorry for not doing it sooner

you blew up hawaii, we blew up hiroshima
seems fair to me

i'll apologize for the fire-bombing of tokyo
the nuking of hiroshima was the only way to end the war, though

It was pretty much over at that point. What it did end was the Japs, which was very important. Also the show of force was necessary to stop faggots from picking fights.

t. edgy permavirgin beta males

>japs

how about Nagasaki?

Brasil sorry for taking so many negro slaves there.

Hi gaijin-san, I see you are enjoying life in Japan. Good.

WTF i hate USA now

same thing: regrettable, but the only real alternative to invading japan

I'm sorry you declared war on us and refused to surrender. Honestly the firebombs were way worse than the nukes.

Why such a number of people don't know there was alternative, soften the condition of surrender as Japan would accept, suggested by US ambassador Grew.
Other decision makers, leader of navy and army, didn't have sufficient knowledge and experience on Japanese so they had to made compromise.

France apologizes for often looking down on you lesser countries. We do realize that our being the premier nation on Earth isn't reason enough for insulting you less advanced tribes. We forgive you for calling us arrogant because you can't be held responsible for being culturally backwards and as a result, envious of your betters.
In the future, we will try to hide that feeling of disgust when confronted with the retardation and squalor prevailing in your countries.

when did americans bomb white people?

>American education

Sorry murica for burning the white house

Oh shit, I'm sorry

>premier
>pre
>mier

Your people smell funny

GIB REPS FOR VIKING RAIDS

Sorry for what?

Sorry
>to everyone

Sorry for being awesome.

ATTN: Spain, USA, and Japan

I'll just wait here desu.

sry vietnam

Americans, I'm sorry that all our cowards and idiots went to your country.

NO FUCK YOU
WE HAD MONASTERIES IN ICELAND, THE FAROES AND WE HAD A NICE GRIP ON SCOTLAND THAT YOU FUCKING SAVAGES RAIDED
YOU MADE OUR BRIT BROTHERS INTO OUR ENEMIES
YOU FOUNDED THE WORST CITIES IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY

BATTLE OF CLONTARF WAS NOT ENOUGH
BURN ALL VIKINGS

My dad told me not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all

youtube.com/watch?v=hkgghQpNRNA
Sorry for creating anime

I'm sorry
Sorry that you're all a bunch of FAGGOTS

Hey Congo, you there?
No? Telling whitey to leave didn't let you get Internet? Or is it that one needs hands to type? Anyhow, sorry for all the progress and medicine.

I'm sorry for Brazil
I'd say we tried, but I'd be lying.

Sorry for our existence

>Amerifats can't distinguish civilians from combatants

Sorry to the whole continent of Europe.

You know we had good intentions.

>premier
>First in importance, order, or position; leading
>Late 15th century: from Old French, 'first'

See, further proof that we're the premier nation : you didn't even have a word for it, and use ours

>Your people smell funny
Probably something called parfum (which you may copy someday, too).

>You know we had good intentions.
Yeah. But terrible manners.

WWII? Yes.

Every other time? No fuck you.

What else could I mean? For the rest, it's not us who has to apologize.

tbqh I'm sorry for annexing parts of Czechoslovakia during the Nazi invasion. Not that it wasn't our rightful clay, but due to the timing it was a dick move, and a particularly stupid one at that.
I bet Adolf had a good chuckle seeing how well his divide and conquer tactics work on stupid Slavs.

We forgive you if you agree to restore the former Empire of Brazil and Portugal.

sorry ge...
sorry ger...
so...
damn, i can't
whataver
screw you germany, revenge is a dish best served cold!

>Apology
hahahaha no fuck off beta losers

Dudes, you guys picked a fight with the wrong guy and got recked. Get over it.

>Martin Luther
Yes it's your fault. We could be best buds with England by now.

>Merkel
Yes definitely your fault. We can barely support our own population.

Australia has nothing to apologise for...

I'm sorry that we shipped a lot of proto-dindus to the US. I'm sure it would've become a much better place if we hadn't.

>all these implications being implied

>Martin Luther
ye Reformation was probably the worst thing that could ever happen to Europe, despite the fact that it pretty much paved the way for a secular Europe.

>Merk
Didn't vote for that piece of shit, not my responsibility

Serbia in the 90s
Germany in the 40s

>Tfw my country has never done anything wrong

Yes. Luso-Brazillian Union when?

Also, Iberian Union fucking when?!?!?!

>paved the way for a secular Europe
That is the start of Europe cucking itself.

I'm sorry we didn't genocide all gypsies and jews in dubyadubyatoo.

except electing Dilma

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Kek.
Fucking japs.

We, the Chinese, are the most peaceful race and civilization. We have never invaded others or caused wars. But others like Japan take advantage of our peaceful nature and tried to enslave us.

Two atomic bombs weren't enough.

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Tibet.

Sorry Palestina for making your country smaller

>We, the Chinese
>2016
China and the chinese died in 1949.

>Tibet

They are Han Chinese living in the mountains who support a cult religion (think scientology but with a leader who reincarnates).
We tried to civilized these mountain redneck chinese but they revolted because they are niggers. So we put their house in order.

WE DINDU NUFFIN

Apologies for being the best country ever and triggering Sup Forumstards.

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oh boy. the memes are real.

Hello my overlord. :DDD

We are ready to welcome you into the third world in 50 years Sweden.

>We have never invaded others or caused wars.
China invaded Tibet and Uighur.
And now China are invading the South China Sea.

I'm sorry Japan was not pure evil so United Nations had to take a lie about Japanese war crime.

I'm sorry.

In your theory, all countries in the world have never invaded others or caused wars.

Sorry for joking about you, Sweden, we are next on the cuckline and might have to go through similar cuckening soon. Sorry to Eesti for treating you as just a Baltic booze port instead of a true brother nation. Sorry to Finns in Russia for your genocide/russification but we couldn't really stop it.

Japan is the biggest warmonger in world history. No country has tried to murder and conquer as many people as Japan.

>tried to conquer russia and failed
>tried to conquer china and failed
>tried to conquer america and failed
>tried to conquer australia and failed

It was nothing but a show of force to USSR. Japan had no means for prolonged ground combat in 1945.

>ye Reformation was probably the worst thing that could ever happen to Europe
That's not the Great Schism

>We never invaded anyone
>Except that time we invaded Tibet
Too funny.

This. OP is not a Japanese.

>China has ever invaded
Invasion of Tibet (1950)
Sino-Indian War (1962)
Sino-Soviet border conflict (1969)
Sino-Vietnamese War (1979)

>said Pierre in English, the modern Lingua """Franca"""", while the Imam sang the evening prayer call from his local minaret

No
Christianity as a whole was the start of that

And you Brazilians committed genocide against Paraguay in that war.
80% of Paraguay population died. How can you live with yourself?

Tibetan male gene is more nearer to Japanese than Chinese.
D is ancient east asian and Han O is invader.
Difference between D and O is longer than between white's R and Han O.

Pagan pls go

lmao
Mao Tse‐tung killed 78 million people and is the most people-killer in the world.
Do you know a lot of Chinese were killed by Chinese military as Tiananmen Square Massacre?

That is Paraguayan propaganda.
We dindu nuffin'
Joking aside.
We can live with it because it was over a century ago, and we did a lot of things for reparations, meanwhile you guys are genociding tibetans right now.

>Leopold
I still can't believe there were that many people in the Congo.

I'm sorry Turkey. We should have smashed the western ćucks together instead of fighting against each other, only so we can get betrayed by eternal g*rm

Tiananmen square riots were caused by CIA agents trying to destroy China.

Imagine if China send spies to cause big riots in Japan. Would you not tell the military to stop it?


Tibetans are not being genocided, they are being civilized and they will mix with normal Han and become ONE with China.

Do you get paid 50 cent for each shitpost?

You're obviously a foreigner pretending to be a 憤青, I don't understand why some guys are taking the bait

Hello I am a foreign spy wanting to steal Chinese state secrets.
Can you post some Chinese state secrets for me?

>a fucking leaf

Big boys are having a discussion.
Go slurp some more maple syrup.

I want to apologize.

My ancestors did not raped, killed and massacred efficiently the Incas. The living proof is that Peru exists.

Peru is a mistake and my fault, is populated by monkeys, lesser beings, they smell bad. I want to apologize for that. Sorry, wholeheartedly sorry.

With this I also want to ask your help, the final solution is possible, we can kill the Jews, Gypsies, Peruvians and abos.

We achieve massacre all the Jews in Spain, with great appreciation will teach you to do the same, so that Germany will not fail again. But we need to first destroy Peru and all its people.

They are rats, smell bad and only serve to plant potatoes. Sorry, they not serve to plant potatoes as they are less of a rat intellect.

They were only three races if we trust in us, blacks, Asians and whites.

Believe me, it is minecraft, my struggle, mi lucha and also yours.

Sincerely, Spain.

Fuck netouyo.

>Tiananmen square riots were caused by CIA agents trying to destroy China.

lmao
We understood Tiananmen Square Massacre was taught so in China.

>Shunning your own brother
Being Chinese suck huh?

OH SPAIN. You did again!