Does anyone have any Hiroshima and Nagasaki jokes? People make fun of 9/11 which was one of the worst things in history...

Does anyone have any Hiroshima and Nagasaki jokes? People make fun of 9/11 which was one of the worst things in history, meanwhile nuke jokes are unacceptable for whatever reason.

>People make fun of 9/11 which was one of the worst things in history, meanwhile nuke jokes are unacceptable for whatever reason.
Well, only 9 people died at 11/9 and hundreds of thousands in Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

But the japs were not innocent

>innocense
What else do you believe? Santa?

What are you talking about? You make no sense. Please leave me alone

I say that you believe in so called "innosence", which no one has.

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that was inexcusably an illegal massacre of unarmed civilians which was intended by the US force to test and measure how effective and destructive a-bombs were when dropped on populated real cities.

t. zainichi

Should have unconditionally surrendered

Don't talk to him ever again

>implying USA is innocent

死ねくそIKEA野郎

Japan is a joke in itself desu.

why are they unacceptale?
I thought everybody assumes that japanese TV ads and the like are the way they are because of influences of heavy radiation
and that's usually funny

zainichi pls don't come

>“Read this carefully as it may save your life or the life of a relative or friend. In the next few days, some or all of the cities named on the reverse side will be destroyed by American bombs. These cities contain military installations and workshops or factories which produce military goods. We are determined to destroy all of the tools of the military clique which they are using to prolong this useless war. But, unfortunately, bombs have no eyes. So, in accordance with America’s humanitarian policies, the American Air Force, which does not wish to injure innocent people, now gives you warning to evacuate the cities named and save your lives. America is not fighting the Japanese people but is fighting the military clique which has enslaved the Japanese people. The peace which America will bring will free the people from the oppression of the military clique and mean the emergence of a new and better Japan. You can restore peace by demanding new and good leaders who will end the war. We cannot promise that only these cities will be among those attacked but some or all of them will be, so heed this warning and evacuate these cities immediately.”

What do you call a Japanese barbecue?
Hiroshima

>America asks that you take immediate heed of what we say on this leaflet. We are in possession of the most destructive explosive ever devised by man. A single one of our newly developed atomic bombs is actually the equivalent in explosive power to what 2000 of our giant B-29s can carry on a single mission. This awful fact is one for you to ponder and we solemnly assure you it is grimly accurate.
>We have just begun to use this weapon against your homeland. If you still have any doubt, make inquiry as to what happened to Hiroshima when just one atomic bomb fell on that city.
>Before using this bomb to destroy every resource of the military by which they are prolonging this useless war, we ask that you now petition the Emperor to end the war. Our president has outlined for you the thirteen consequences of an honorable surrender. We urge that you accept these consequences and begin the work of building a new, better and peace-loving Japan.
>You should take steps now to cease military resistance. Otherwise, we shall resolutely employ this bomb and all our other superior weapons to promptly and forcefully end the war.

from a tubmbnail I thought this was one of those "how they see themselves/how they really are" pictures

Of course

2 wasn't enough

shut the fuck up dipshit
how can you tell me zainichi? you should learn MORE about Japanese society

>zainichi vs zainichi

>people wrongly assume that Yuri Gagarin was the first human in space
>it was actually Ms Hana Komachu
>she was right where the bomb fell
t. Jimmy

Nukes aren't really funny. They're terrifying.

and yuo also zainichi

Thank you, Swedish bro.
So many Japanese people certainly died with atom bomb of US, but Japanese military also killed American commoners in Pearl Harbor.
So decent Japanese people do not demand apology because they know Japan was the cause.
What I want to say is thank you but please don't worry about it.

getting INSTANTLY triggered. Gotta love muricans about this topic. MUH PURE GOVERNMENT DID NOTHING WRONG. WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS IN HISTORY ALWAYS AND EVER. EVERYTHING THAT MY GOVERNMENT TELLS US MUST BE TRUE. USA USA USA

fucking Sup Forums

9/11
>haha anglos get wrecked lmao

anything happens to japan
>oh how awful

theyre gook fucks and the weebs on this board are blind to it

hmmmmm

>americans
>anglos

also

People from your country
John Rawls, Michael Walzer
have stated the two nukes were huge mistakes
That those attacks were injustice, and were enormous war crimes

>Germans speaking without American permission

What do Jerusalem and Nagasaki have in common?

Nothing.... yet

I thought denial of war crimes wouldn't be anything new to Japan.

It's a much older incident and they have probably heard them all.
It would be like making a nazi joke to a German for the millionth time.

>Jerusalem
>Not Tel Aviv
It's like you don't even want to go for maximum casualties

I'm guessing you don't realize what nukes do. It's far worse than 9/11. Fucking poisonous rain, sun being blocked by fallout, millions burned alive, radiation making the survivors puke out their guts, famine killing thousands more. People dying from cancer caused by the radiation years, even decades later depending on exposure.

And what's 9/11?
>lel a few americans died

>People dying from cancer caused by the radiation years, even decades later depending on exposure.
>Japs
>People

>Says a country that doesn't even have universal health coverage

DERETU ZIS

>Japanese "healthcare"

>it's perfectly fine to drop a newly developed, yet-to-be-seen, bloodcurdlingly devastating weapon whose actual power is obviously beyond anyone's comprehension or imagination including americans themselves, on "naval port" cities with stopped factories and no functional boats, but full of innocent children and unarmed women instead, just because they've been warned once

What a supreme showcase of the American chivalry indeed.

I bet Hitler too had repeatedly warned the jews and told them to stay the fuck out of the holy Aryan soil in his maniacal speeches under a democratic election

>9/11 which was one of the worst things in history
2 wasn't enough

>1+1 bomb end of war

lmao being an ass-slave for muricans is part of swedish mentality

>I say that you believe in so called "innosence", which no one has.

>This actually happened
What the fuck

looks better than American "health care"

Oh lawd, look who's talking

You forgot:
>Cities full of Japs
In which case, let em drop!

Here you are

What the shit is that even

We have our imported Checan surgeons to thank.

Dog bless multicultralism.

I'd love to see the faces of allied forces if they knew what was coming to them and their country.

Fuck anglos.

Ouchy Man

>one of the worst things in history

>googled ouchy man
not dissapointed

why are germans such bad posters? They just shitpost but they are not funny at all

Can I please just get some jokes? without weeb Germans and English teachers shitposting?

It's literally one guy. He does this often.

You can add Russia to the list. They've done the worst

Top or bottom of picture? :^)

Ever been to krautchan? Germans are the least funny people you will ever meet.

>itt

...

Kek, thank you.

Germany, don't make me come over there and kick your ass...

...for the third time.

On Twitter I found an American guy who make fun of nukes, so I posted that pic and then he really get buttmad and blocked me.

>People make fun of 9/11 which was one of the worst things in history, meanwhile nuke jokes are unacceptable for whatever reason.
nope, the other way around. nuke jokes are pretty common here isn't it?

Leaflets never have any effect and you know it.

Complainin about war crimes committed during WW2 is rich coming from you japan.

*complaining

>The Nanking Massacre or Nanjing Massacre, also known as the Rape of Nanking or Rape of Nanjing, was an episode during the Second Sino-Japanese War of mass murder and mass rape by Japanese troops against the residents of Nanjing (then spelled Nanking), then capital of the Republic of China. The massacre occurred over six weeks starting December 13, 1937, the day that the Japanese captured Nanjing. During this period, soldiers of the Imperial Japanese Army murdered Chinese civilians and disarmed combatants numbering an estimated over 300,000, and perpetrated widespread rape and looting.
For this the japanese took 50 years to apologize, and even then still haven't even bothered to actually give a written apology. And that just one massacre,

Meanwhile only an estimated 129,000 to 246,000 including both soldiers and civilians. were killed in the dropping of both bombs.

>one of the worst things in history

Not really
Terrible no doubt, an atrocity, but in say 5000 years of History there has been far worse

/thread

t. gr**k germ

I envy Sweden the country itself is joke now.

Can't believe nobody checked these pents