Denmark is not scandinavia

How the fuck is this scandinavia it's a prat of Germany basically. Its not even joined to the rest of scandinavia

It is holland in exile

>a bunch of pig-people who speak in mumbles and grunts are allowed to be their own country

The term Scandinavian rose to prominence when Denmark help a personal union over Norway and Sweden, so learn you history before you quote geography.

shut up nerd

We invented the idea of Scandinavia, and most of swedens population lives under the northernmost tip of jutland. We are more continental in some aspects, but we are still mostly nordic/scandinavian

It is basically our back up, if this Netherlands goes to shit, we all flee to denmark.

10-1

>if

Does it snow in Denmark?

Expect us soon

Most winters, but amount varies a lot

Denmark is basically Africa.

Denmark is the comfiest Nordic country. Best weather, best food, nicest people. It's just that Danish sounds hilarious.

>Fake and gay

Den-what?

Sweden is basically Somalia

>Its not even joined to the rest of scandinavia

yes it is

>59256894
HAHAHA NICE MEME

The term Scandinavia comes from Scandia (Skåne) which was a part of the Kingdom of Denmark at the time.

>59257095

>which was a part of the Kingdom of Denmark
>was
Seriously though I hate sweden please take us back

>writing out the post number
I can't even comprehend this behavior.

We need to "clean up" a bit first, then we can talk

I blame our generals.

>1710
>Battle of Helsingborg
>Have the upperhand
>General litterally leaves
>Panic and confusion
>Only the elite infantry stands back
>Has no orders
>High casualties
>Tfw it was last chance

If it make you feel any better us losing Finland was also due to sheer stupidity

How? Russia seems like a fair threat

Because we had an army standing in the south (Denmark sided with the Russians), the army we used up north was ill equipped and poorly trained.

We had a commander literally give away a key position in the defense of Finland (sveaborg) even though he more men and no reason to surrender.

And had we simply followed along with the blockade of napoleon the war wouldn't have happened at all. But the king wouldn't have it that, he refused to recognize that the time where we could beat Russia in war was very rapidly coming to and end.

To top it all off we made one of the worst French general our fucking king and hoping that he'd take back Finland.

That sucks.

Wish the british blokade was withdrawn along side the russians, so we could have a fair 1 vs 1 like the good old days.

Instead we had a skirmishes 1808-1809, where diseases were the biggest killer of all

A flat country full of gay cyclists that speak an ugly language. It's basically a Nordic version of the Netherlands.

It's also better than the Netherlands in almost every way. :D

>Utterly flat
>Has Britain-tier weather
>Hardly ever snows
>Less blonde than Estonia
>Culture is mostly just an extension of German culture

At least they got language going for them, but their version is the most fucked up and anglofied of them all.
I would argue that Denmark is Scandinavia, but it is not Nordic.

What is the most blonde country?

Finland, if memecharts are correct, followed by Sweden, Norway and Estonia.

>anglofied
but the angles live in Denmark

>language
Just go away, Bruce.

Denmark has been directly integrated into European culture since its conversion to Christianity in the 10th century. Norway/Sweden/Finland less so due to geographical isolation - there's more leftovers of pre-Christian culture there and they were not as influenced by most of the major events that affected Europe.

Even our Christian culture has remnants of Viking influence. This being evident in stave churches, and how our patron saints are Olaf II and Magnus of Orkney.

Yeah they're tougher on Muslims.

Basically because we didn't want them back then, even so they offered to become German.
But hey, at least they are some of our best neighbours...

We practically have no real christian holidays, all our holidays are just weird pagan holidays that they pretend are about jesus

But that's true of almost anywhere in Europe. Orthodox icons for example are a leftover of Slavic paganism.

Well, that is the same everywhere, tbqh.
Christmas is the same date everywhere and the date does not come from Jesus but was chosen so it was the same day as a fest of the pagans.

>We practically have no real christian holidays, all our holidays are just weird pagan holidays that they pretend are about jesus

Yes, Christians highjacked many pagan celebrations and holidays all over Europe and called them their own.

Denmark created Lego. It's all it needed to do to have my eternal friendship.

>all our holidays are just weird pagan holidays that they pretend are about jesus
I don't know why, but I laughed at this

Meccano >> Lego

say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens

Lies

It is the patrician's choice.