Post classic France moments

Post classic France moments.

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>french will defend this

Lost that battle but won the war, it's what counts in the end.

>America bullying us

Nah, I will not take this one

>The French will surrender this

No we don't defend this, some morons got killed stupidly and were replaced with better leaders who won the war and conquered the English territories bordering France. So, it was a good thing.

>eternal anglos surrounding me

...

>t*rks creating battles

hahaha

>No we don't defend this
>So, it was a good thing.
You just defended it

Ah Britain, didn't work the first, what, twenty times? but you're still up for more. Your stubbornness borders on the magnifique.
Here, come. (You may want to get yourself an army first, though.)

Daily reminder we have the highest win to loose wars ratio, best history, culture, whatever name it we got it.
Don't hate because you ain't.

??

you'll never leave a legacy like us, sorry

No? it was a disaster and we had rather avoided it.
But we recovered. You do realize England failed to conquer France, do you? and they even lost their own lands in Europe in the process.

It doesn't really matter, desu

Yeah, but you surrender like a little bitch with no honor in your last war and those are the people you descend from. Also, daily reminder that spaniards liberated Paris.

Indeed, we'll still be around long after you disappeared.

What legacy ?

actually Henry VI was officially king of France

>Be France
>Get BTFO'D by Germany countless times
>Surrender
>Shitpost about other countries losses
Can't make this shit up

What fucking legacy Nig? The sun set o
n your empire, not ours.
Go be unemployed somewhere else marco

So ? a Frenchman...ruling over France...what's the matter ?

>spaniards liberated Paris

Wat :DDDDDD

>be france
>spend billions building maginot line to fight the germans
>germans just go around
>france surrenders
CANT FABRICATE A SITUATION LIKE THIS

France have the best millitary history, deal with it

the industrial world, common law, english language, several of the world's most relevant countries, countless scientific and cultural achievements, amazing food, big english cocks in your daughters

>countless times

2 times =/= countless times, bong.

>his country exists because of France

CAN'T

Nope. One of my grandad was American and came to France during WW2 actually (and stayed here), the other was engaged in Norway in '40 so he immediately joined the Free French and fought the entire war against Germany, then was sent to Indochina to expel the Japanese and even stayed a while to fight the Viet Minh.
Meanwhile, Spain did jack shit.

HA!

>Implying that the British Empire won't become a thing when brexit occurs
>France
>Being successful in both world wars
Pick one

AAAAAAAH

>that pic

Yea, no, fuck off

We literally invented your language and your greatest colony is a thing thanks to us

WWI, you stupid brit

...

Shakespeare and Chaucer weren't French m8

Brits will defend Agincourt

>armistice
>surrender

k

>implying
Canada isn't our greatest colony

>english language
Hahahaha, it's just our language, only with mispelled words and a few snorts and grunts here and there.

>several of the world's most relevant countries
You mean like America? we made it by liberating it from you in yet another war you lost. Or Canada? we started it, then dropped it because it's too cold.

>countless scientific
Yeah because we don't do that

>cultural achievements
British culture? an intriguing concept. Did you start already or are these plans for the future?

>food
ah I see, you were joking all along. You got me there for a minute.

this
>builds unrivaled border protection, costing shitloads
>give up in next war
wew

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France

/thread

Look, an other anglo obsession thread.

It's like... How would you live without us frog ass?

It's pathetic and grateful at the same time to be Frank

>the industrial world,
This is your only achievment.
>common law,
Code civil used in all 1st world country, common law in all 60% white countries
>english language,
Easiest to learn because of how simplistics and plebish it is
>several of the world's most relevant countries
Only the USA is relevant lel
>countless scientific and cultural achievements
Such as???
>amazing food
40 keks tbqh
>big english cocks in your daughters
That's why most of your starlet are half French (through their father nonetheless) right?

>be french
>surrender
COULDNT
POSSIBLY
FABRICATE
THIS

Based Lithuania

>huuur duuuur le implying
>Canada

Yea, ok, ignored

>Malta and Gibralter
>not relevant

...

THE FRENCH

Don't downboat :(
Pic related is French flag :DD

reminder that french women are cumrags for anglos

so, you're nation stopped fighting an enemy, and then the enemy occupied your nation? sounds like surrender but you're welcome to your mental gymnastics

However, I'm curious if an American girl would rather choose me or you anglo teethwrecked shit.

reminder that english women are cumrags for francos

:-DDDD

probably me

>Be George Washington
>surrender
>twice
>to the French

YES YOU CAN

Tbh France over Britain.

Already did, way before you

>be french
>get shot
crimeresearch.org/2016/01/france-suffered-more-casualties-murders-and-injuries-from-mass-public-shootings-in-2015-than-the-us-has-suffered-during-obamas-entire-presidency-508-to-424-2/

IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LADS

...champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence

Funfact: we're 12-6 in our wars against England/Britain

I don't think so.

Otherwise, first visited country in the world, way beyond the comonwealth grouped.
Why ?

>your greatest colony is a thing thanks to us
yeah, dont think you have much say over North American success wew

>Wanting English "women" as cumrags.

The French cannot defend anything

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maginot_Line

We're a...very welcoming people

>the anglos are this obsessed.

to see paris, where no french people live

and yet its still the English Channel

>proud of being cucked

Anglo genius I assume

>BoTN France-UK : 2-1
>Brits in charge of fighting

inspiring

Then why do you have the "Garlic-eating surrender Monkey" nickname, Frenchy?

I bet you'd want men don't you?

>GAYTUGAL

>Why ?
well the paris and marseille zoos are always fun, can't forget about that 5 star urban target practise

Why do people even try to bully France? Everybody knows it's the best country in Europe (and in the world).
France gave us, the common people, freedom and enlightenment. That's more than any other country. Thanks to France, the people were truly free for the first time. Just think of it.

give us a rematch with longbows you fucking benders

and yet the only continental possesion you have is gibraltar, we took what you owned here. poor little english. Had to focus on the new world to get more clay.

At least not black men.

>Sweeden Yes.

do you really expect them to call it "French channel" ?

Topkek, we don't even call it the "French channel", it's just "la fucking manche"

all France gave europe was equal rights for jews and homosexuals

>english language
haha, your own motto is in French.

Because the eternal american is eternal

Nah, you won't ruse me

Country that lost a war to fucking Vietnam trying to bully FRANCE.

Wew lad

ah yes, afraid of direct confrontation.

>Its called "English Channel".
>In the English language.

Wew lad.

Nah ofc not fäm, you prefer moors like yourself.

>Moortugal

How does it feel knowing the French hero, Joan the slut was raped by dozens, perhaps hundreds of Englishmen before she burned?

Wrong my dear. Are you all of us that uneducated ?

Is it the American cock which is spiting its dumbness in your throats or... ?

Literally quoi

>anglos move to North America to help expand the British Empire
>they settle and are rewarded with autonomy
>"cucks"
wew

That was very rude of you.

>poortugal

>white

It's called "La Manche" among civlized nations. But what mattered was the huge chunk of land that used to be yours and is now ours.

We killed the moors in the XII century.
You mate with them, in the XXI century.

>the english
>he loses wars and clay
>he brags about raping women

no wonder you elected a paki. same mindset.

Canada is naled after a French mate, show me respect

>Sweeden
>White

t. Mamadou al-libya,'French' citizen of Paris

Look at my country's achievements in the last 300years compared to yours. Don't get me wrong you're good and you were better but c'mon Poortugal, where is your glory now?

cucked