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/brit/ + /ausnz/
Noah Garcia
Justin Clark
cara
Aiden Roberts
leelee
Camden Williams
maisie
Jaxon Davis
Lea
Kevin Campbell
>i didn't do anything wrong
>i am not mentally ill
>i am not a manlet
>my willy is not tiny
what's he gonna lie about next
William Thomas
Imagine the internet in 10 years
Imagine all the censorship, adverts, monitoring and blocked websites
Haha
Jayden Martin
Happy New Zealand is excited they're good lads.
Oliver Butler
Is anyone here from old /brit/pol?
You know when we were calling the insufferable trip poster, YKTD, a Muslim, and we were always talking about femboys?
I miss that /brit/pol/. It's never been the same since flags and IDs were introduced and I still haven't found I new home I feel comfy in. Cripple chan is shit.
Wyatt Baker
fuck off
/ausnz/ is included in /brit/ by the union jack
get back to your russian rapebaby thread please, it's too late to come back now
Jaxon Walker
Me on the right.
Thomas Clark
might lop my cock off and grow a new one, need tips
Dylan Walker
In Baltic
Leo Bennett
i like this concept 3bqh. drown out the rasheeds and spastics with floods of aussies and kiwis
Lucas Allen
can we get a real thread please
Juan Russell
Vaganich
Luke Walker
katie x
Nicholas Barnes
>all the lads without redditflags think that poleaboo was the one who posted the willy
lmao
Kayden Perez
sorry but i believe that is in fact me
Parker Parker
what is this abomination
Jose Parker
No please take them, please.
Kevin Jones
me & the lads
Cooper Lewis
Haha got this one from /balt/.
Evan Morales
>tips
only need one
Colton Miller
think if we convince poleaboo to buy a penis pump, he will?
Grayson Morales
youtube.com
london to paris
James Sanchez
>i like this concept 3bqh. drown out the rasheeds and spastics with floods of aussies and kiwis
Eli Moore
might cut my dick off to find meaning in life
Josiah Taylor
me blurry in the back
Jaxson Torres
needs a noose desu
someone's probably gonna have to tie it for him though seeing as he will literally be incapable of doing so
Jacob Clark
Oh wait sorry I meant left.
Nicholas Young
Good edition
Cameron Rivera
Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts
They're such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts
Lucas Jenkins
R A R E
A
R
E
Thank you, I've been wanting you.
Kevin Wood
>always talking about femboys
Sounds pretty gay.
Isaac Hall
>>i didn't do anything wrong
>>i am not mentally ill
>>i am not a manlet
>>my willy is not tiny
These are all facts
Zachary Davis
>applied for a job and lied a lot about what I did at my past job
>got a message today from my past employer basically saying 'hey, was asked for a reference, what did you tell them that you did here? this way I can just echo that. congrats on the new job, let's get a pint soon'
Avoided that one nicely haha
Hudson Bailey
The people who buy St George's cross flag are universally chavs.
Connor Hernandez
fuck right off you new twat
David Allen
you new? it's not a rare flag lols
Bentley Fisher
WILSON
Carson Adams
Going to make sure the cunt is gone by the end of next week come hell or high water
Had enough of him
Brandon Robinson
>you can't turn your flags off in seconds to make a post
Wee
Lucas Rivera
>isle of man
>rare
>on /brit/
leave
Caleb Baker
gtfol (get the frig out leaf)
Jordan Barnes
guys i just realized i got fat somehow
haha fuck i'm depressed i used to be /fit/
already going to cut milk alcohol fastfood and some other stuff out of diet it'll probably fix itself fuck
Chase Scott
Gonna get that lil alien hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Easton Parker
i want to spunk on her face
Ayden Kelly
height/weight?
Owen Bennett
Me on the right
Alexander King
yeah i used to wear gucci
Connor Roberts
@59269227
fucking third worlders
Jonathan Roberts
Tits.
Ryder Collins
Dylan Turner
Me irl
Chase White
5'10 didn't check the actual weight just realized a double chin is almost on the way so i'll guess 20% bodyfat
Jason Brown
I'll tone it down if it's bothering you so much but I think it's best if we talk it out
Though I think you should consider this is /brit/ and you're American
Luis Gutierrez
Been lurking Sup Forums for like a month (I know new hurrhurr) all day every day and it's the first time I've seen it, you can all fuck off.
Alexander Green
*emphasizes nasal sounds*
i put it all in the garbage because that ain't me
*takes a hearty bite of my cheeseburger*
Adrian Wilson
Oh nah I'm talking about something entirely different m8 do what u do
Kayden Baker
I used to be /fit/ too but now I'm so skinny
Every girls has bigger arms than me now, its a weird feel
Carson Watson
Just fucking imagine it lads.
Austin Williams
high five dude
Brandon Carter
Hey new zealand when does your housing become affordable again?
Kevin Parker
>5'10
When will they learn, lads?
Connor Johnson
OH MY GOD HE'S A NEW ONE HAHAHHAHA FUCK OFF NEW CUNT OH MY GOSH
Austin Collins
Do not exchange words with him
Jonathan Rodriguez
well that's unusual you should eat something or something
Easton Gonzalez
where do you live? peel here
Gabriel Lopez
When chinks get the fuck out
Isaac Diaz
phew, I was worried there
Jack Miller
Poccия Cвящeннaя нaшa Дepжaвa
Poccия Beликaя нaшa cтpaнa!
Moгyчaя вoля, вeликaя cлaвa
Tвoё дocтoяньe нa вce вpeмeнa!
Jeremiah Carter
It's already pretty affordable anywhere other than Auckland. We need to build a wall around Auckland so the asians never get out.
Sebastian Rodriguez
When British trade comes.
Jayden Bailey
>that ain't me
Michael Jenkins
Though I think you should consider this is /brit/ and you're brown
Hudson Carter
>vietnam level
Joshua Gray
oh man did standards for manlet status go up recently? i never used to get any shit rofl
Justin Jenkins
what's the weather like in NZ at the minute lads? i guess your winter is getting going
Nolan Bailey
aight my man call me when that happens so i can move in and live in your comfy south island
Camden Roberts
don't get this post
Leo Hall
Matthew Perez
insecure people who have nothing but their height to feel proud of so they try to make people of average height feel insecure
Daniel Baker
Fucking windy today
South island is white, no Mongols allowed
Jace Flores
Still pretty warm and comfy here in Auckland.
Camden Bennett
*enjoys the good vibes from the giant pulch*
Sebastian Butler
doing a hayfever
Carter Ortiz
Lucas Davis
Pretty good wisdom lads
Ian Johnson
think i fancy my flatmate :(
Luis Reed
>comfy weather
>minimal pollution
>great hunting
im coming you faggot and theres nothing you can do about it
Jack Cook
don't listen to him, lad, mongols are accepted here as long as you bring some women
Alexander White
I was banging my flatmate for a few months, then it ended and was incredibly awkward for the next few months. Would not recommend
Thomas Sanchez
>minimal pollution
collapsechurch smog.jpg
Camden Bennett
bit gay
David Brooks
There's like one asian in all of the south island. Two if you come.
Elijah Flores
at night i think of you
i want to be your lady baby
Zachary Watson
Rasheed.
Logan Clark
#BANTZ
#REKT
#SHOTSFIRED
William Ramirez
Meant to put "With the word england on them" TBQH but cocked it up. Nobody mistakes it for the flag of zimbabwe.