> be Floridian
> fall into a sink hole
be Floridian
Landon Gonzalez
Juan Taylor
>be Idahoe
>
Caleb Russell
> be Oklahoma
> get sucked into a tornado
Jordan Ortiz
> be Californian
> get quake'd
Chase Hill
>be Hawaiian
>squat
Mason Foster
>be Ohio
> be Ohio
David Lopez
>be Louisianian
>get KATRINA'D
John Sanders
>be pennsylvanian
>get stabbed
Josiah Morris
KEK
Connor Rogers
>be Washington state
>get volcanoed
Leo Morris
>be Vermont
>get raped by an injured otter under a rain coat on the side of an abandoned road
Hudson Powell
>be Nevada
>get nuked
Chase Lewis
DELET THIS
Jackson Nguyen
>be Wyoming
>get yellowstone'd
Jacob Campbell
...
Joseph Perez
>be Michigan
> have the lions
Bentley Reed
>no country other than USA
>other countries don't have states and will never know true unity
Colton Howard
That's the dumbest thing I ever read in this thread.
Sebastian Price
Mexico has states tho >__>
James Morales
>mexico
>true unity
James Nguyen
> be Californian
> whole LA metro area falls into the ocean when the San Andreas goes.
Lincoln Lee
>America
>true unity when 2 (+1) of our states aren't even connected to the country
Ok
Christian Sanchez
Hawaii is a vacation spot and Alaska is just a giant resource/anti-russian land. They don't count