Ww2 victory thread

You may post into this thread, only if your country won evil nazis in ww2!

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I thought Finland help nazis and were honorary aryans?? FUG :DD

Too bad we didn't do this, the plan was worked out.

you can only post in this thread if you stabbed your allies in the back to save your own sorry skin in ww2!

co-belligerent!

Around Finns the ice is thin.

>I thought Finland help nazis and were honorary aryans?

Well, exact same for France (there even was a French SS division, division Charlemagne).

If the nazis had won, we would have won with them. But they lost, so we won with the Allies instead.

Protip to fighting wars: always be on both sides.

hi finland can iget into your secret club :DD

t. Charlemagne

hi

The name (in full: 33. Waffen-Grenadier-Division der SS Charlemagne (französische Nr. 1)) was aptly chosen.
It never got enough volunteers however, and never reached above half-strength.

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hi

But I'm sure if the Axis had won, everyone would have claimed to have been part of it, just like after the war, everyone had been in the Résistance or FFL.

"Charlemagne" rhymes with "Allemagne" (French name for Germany), too.

Thank you for your collaboration, nazi scholar user.

Except finland and germany were allies only on a military level. Then after the continuation war Stalin told us to make the naxis fuck off or he would fuck us. We then made nazis fuck off from lapland.

Finns dindu nuffins

so, Finland, France, Italy, Romania, who else?

SLovakia

WWI victory thread

You may post into this thread, only if your country won evil kaizer in wwI!

>you'll never get Finlandized by Stalin just after having been Hitler's bitch for years

I bet masos everywhere weep they weren't born in Finland ca. 1925

UK obviously, they dastardly attacked our fleet in Mers-El-Kebir during WW2 despite being allies.

>In February 1940 French pilot Marcel Albert was assigned to Groupe de Chasse I/3. When German troops invaded France in May 1940, his squadron was redeployed to the Reims airfield. On 14 May 1940, Albert shot down a Do 17 bomber and later that day, a Messerschmitt Me 109 fighter. He also earned a victory over a Heinkel He 111 bomber before the armistice.
>Under the Vichy government, his squadron was redeployed to Algeria where Albert flew a few missions against the British forces in Gibraltar.
>Having reached England, Albert joined the RAF and flew 47 missions in Spitfires with 340 Squadron.
>In late 1942, Albert joined the Normandie fighter group, a Free French fighter unit that was being sent to the Soviet Union to help fight the Germans. His score totaled 23 victories in 262 combat missions. On 27 November 1944 he was awarded the Soviet Union's highest decoration, the Gold Star and title of "Hero of the Soviet Union".

I'm not even sure if that guy should be called a hero or a traitor.

to be fair, France failed to inform UK that they'd scuttle the fleet rather than hand it over to Germans, in fact when the British came to negotiate the French admiral more or less told them to fuck off.

>in fact when the British came to negotiate the French admiral more or less told them to fuck off

Standard procedure in the French military.

"Good day Fro-I mean, sir, we'd like to request that you don't hand over your fleet to the Jerry, if that's not too much to ask"
"Fuck off Rosbiff!"
"Very well, have a nice day old chap"
*one attack by Royal Navy later*
"Fucking traitors! I should have ordered a 21-gun salute aimed at their flagship's bridge the second they appeared!"

knock, knock

Harro, is this where backstabs grow

Pretty close, except for the last part, because another tradition is "Messieurs les Anglais, tirez les premiers" which translates to "English gentlemen, feel free to shoot first".
We're so much better at war than them, they need a little help, see.

But if memory serves, the fleet wasn't combat-ready (figures seeing the country wasn't at war at the time), and most of the crews were ahsore, so it was pretty much Pearl Harbour one year earlier.
Except for some reason, instead of "a day that will live in infamy", it was seen as fine and dandy in the Anglo world.

they also solidly fucked us in the ass with Singapore.

Give a Aussie command of Australians, we're fucking unstoppable. Give a Pom command and he surrenders, orders us to die pointlessly.

>netherlands and france posting
What are you doing here?

We're here as WW2 victors.

See

tbf they set the defences the wrong way round

>Give a Pom command and he surrenders, orders us to die pointlessly.
That's them alright. That's why in Crimea, WWI and early WW2, we made sure we, not them, made the war plans.

Best wars are when you win with no losses and don't even kill enemies. Like what our offensive against Iraq in '91 almost acheived:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opération_Daguet

The French won WWII alone

We did the "major job"

>The French won WWII alone
and almost without fighting, too!

I am a Greek

Lost the war but won our hearts.

hello

hello we won yes

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the guns could be turned. but they were supplied with ammunition designed to fight ships, not infantry.

Major problems came from the British not acting on Australian intelligence, or outright ignoring it.

Absolutely.

>Germans invade
>surrender
>watch the rest of the war play itself out while making sure you contribute token forces to both the Axis and Western Allies (and Soviet too, just in case).
>once somebody wins, make sure to call the right people "traitors" and "heroes", then send the "heroes" to the victory parade.

The Art of War, in a nutshell.

We were injured in the second leg confrontation in Champion's league. Got replaced t the 42' minutes of the match.
Couldn't defend our title properly sorry to have let down the other great players in our teams

Too bad he didn't genocide all retards like you.

Baltshits are the most deluded fucktards on this board.

>early WW2
That worked out really well for France, didnt it?

USA reporting in.

Which one do you mean? bah, let's see all of them:

-Crimean War: we won, what exactly I'm not sure, but we won.
-WWI: well we can complain about the ridiculous amount of human carnage, but we won also, and this time the prize was Lorraine and Alsace so possibly it was worth it
-WW2: well we couldn't very well lose than one seeing we were allied with everybody, so again, a victory. And it removed Hitler whom we originally declared war on, and disarmed Germany for 70+ years, so it wasn't for nothing.

Or if you meant Opération Daguet, well the Iraqis didn't really put up a fight, they were afraid of Saddam, but when the French troops came near they became even more afraid of us, so they surrendered en masse and were treated like friends, seeing they were more victims in this whole affair. That's really the way we should handle wars, I think.

>USA reporting in
Late.
Again.

>being professional surrender(ers)
sorry I don't plan that path of life

Soviet Union liberated Finland in 1944. Finland is a nazi as Hitler himself.

>letting everyone do the work
>Yes of course we won the war
no, but WWI you held your ground with us, the Canadians, Indians and eventually Americans so you have a rightful claim to being a large factor in victory
thx bae

>implying you decide and not your American masters

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we wuz the biggest empire n sheit
:^(

>letting everyone do the work

Yeah, for a change? you had been ridiculous in Crimea and not of much help during WW1, so it was your turn.
You again were useless during WW2, but fortunately Russia (which had thrown the towel early during WW1) won the war for us - and you.

Don't forget the Serbs. And Belgians.

>when the British came to negotiate the French admiral more or less told them to fuck off.

Sorry, couldn't resist (literally, lel)

>tfw part of the cool kids club for once
Woooooo

25 March 1945 Argentina declares war on Germany and Japan.
So after all we are invited :^)

Sorry frogs, for sinking your fleet.

WW2 has not ended yet strictly.....
japan and russia are still state of war.

And then a few weeks later you'd be letting hundreds of Nazi official escape to you.

Damned warmongering Japs always wanted to invade on someone. America help.

so did the US...

You should have at least gotten historically Dutch speaking areas of German like Kleve (historically Kleef)

No, the US downright invited them and gave them high-paying jobs ^^

THANKS FUCKHEAD

No worries

WW1 we played just add big as a role as you.

And ww2? If Britain had been annexed the war would have taken a far different ending, two fronts is the reason Germany lost, the battle of Britain kept the west open and was a weak spot in Germanys empire, this meant they could never focus entirely on the east as the west was always a danger.

The British also hassled and disrupted Germany in the north sea, don't forget the operations in North Africa either Britain and later when the Americans arrived stopped Germany from reaching oil fields in the middle East this they needed desperately, after the failure in the middle East they tried to take oil fields in the south of Russia.

Lastly we contributed with countless technological advances which ultimately made for an easier win, we played a large role.

The Allies liberated us from evil Nazi rule after Hitler killed our leader and annexed us. So we won! :^)

a peace treaty isn't concluded in Japan and Russia.
the end of the war is achieved by a peace treaty.
that's a definition of international law.

>WW1 we played just add big as a role as you.
No you didn't, though you (and Commonwealth allies) indeed provided a major contribution to that one.

As for WW2, the Soviets did 80% of the job. Only national propaganda and later, Cold War propaganda can say otherwise.

thank you asshole.

>Mfw i just realised that finland won againts russia AND germany in ww2
:DD ebin :DD

>Hurr durr Japans war you now.
Good luck with that buddy.

And lose clay.

better to lose some clay and show the world how forest nigger mongols beat russians ez pez gg wp no re. than become thirld world slav shithole like most of the east europe cunts :DD

Look at that smug skinny glasses wearing mother fucker. Two Nukes weren't enough.

I bet that piss poor excuse for a sword didn't even cut all the way through.

m8 the British empire finished off the Ottoman empire with barely any help from France, the British navy blockaded Germany, the British spearheaded the 100 days offensive. Even when the French mutinied because a French commander messed up the French advance (while the British advance at Arras was successful) the British continued to defend France. UK did just as much as France.

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