What epic pranks have you pulled on people?

What epic pranks have you pulled on people?

>be me
>see an abo begging for food
>give him my mcdonalds
>the bag is empty

Pranks were never fun for me to begin with. I always enjoyed verbal humor much more

I shat middle of the busy mall and started to swim in it. Got them prank'd haha

haha good one user, you got them good

Haha ahaha xD aren't you clever

very nice

I shouted "ALLAHU AKBAR" in a police station while carrying fake explosives xD got shot and killed

>go to church with famala
>recite Nicean creed
>don't believe a word of it
>still eat waffer anyway

I voted for Merkel

what the fuck

that prank went too far

kys

Voting for Merkel GONE WRONG [GERMANY DESTROYED]!

>crashing this country

ebin

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Was about to give a gypsy some loose change but spat in her cup instead.

not that epic, but I don't do pranks a lot, and this is my most recent one.

>be me
>returning home from place
>taking the bus because home is too far to go by foot
>waiting for the bus
>it's here
>not many people in
>I see some friends of mine
>decide to do the ticket collector and prank them
>they didn't hit their tickets, probably the whole bus hasn't
>thisisgonnabegood.jpg
>I take out my bus passport, it looks like an collector's
>pressing my nose with my fingers to achieve maximum collector voice
>get close to my friends
"Good evening, your tickets please"
>everybody in the bus looks back at me
>panicked as shit
>my friends were terrified until they realised it was me
>front of the bus realised I'm not a collector so they dgaf
>some kids in the back won't shut up that I scare the shit out of them
>driver yells at me to not do that

what a ride

poor greeks cant even buy bus tickets let alone pay denbts

I pranked my parents by being a failure

my dad and his friend pranked his friend's brother by disassembling his bed and removing it from the room and then removing the light bulb, the guy goes into his room, tries to turn on his light, it doesn't work so he just decides to fall onto his bed as he normally does except there was no bed and he landed on the floor haha

lol, ebin prank bro

>"Hello, do you know where X is?"
>"Sorry, I don't know, it's the first time I'm around here"
>I actually knew exactly where that was

>go to uni
>spend 4 years talking with no one
>they all think I am weird
HAHAHA FUCKING TROLLED I'M NOT A WEIRDO PLEASE BE MY FRIENDS

shit, that hit me right in the feels

>be me
>have gay friend
>move my leg towards his leg
>he begins looking at me
>start smiling
>he smiles back
>i tell him he looks cute
>he starts blushing
>he moves his hand towards my thigh
>pushes him away
>"dude I'm not gay"
>he starts crying

Absolute madman

>parents keep asking when I will finally finish my degree
>always tell them that I'm nearly finished and soon will be done
>in fact, I've been expelled from university 3 years ago
I can't stop laughing to myself

holy shit dude

>shrink asks me if I'm doing fine
>tell him I am
>in reality I'm not

HHAHAHHAHAHA PRANKED

>in fact, I've been expelled from university 3 years ago
For what?

He was kicked out of the sonic academy for going too fast

>be me
>grandma needs to take pills against her cancer
>replace pills with tic-tacs
>she dies 2 months later

I once went into /luso/ and replied to every Portuguese poster with "t. Alberto Barbosa"

>qt girl has a crush on me
>don't ask her out
>she's seeing someone else now
HAHAHAHHHA SHE GOT BAMBOOZLED

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Dropped water bags out of the window on passers and cars. When I felt especially mischievous I filled them with piss and shit instead.

>be waiting for a buss on a crowded stop
>see bus incoming
>signal it to stop.
>when it starts to stop run away from the buss stop
>giggle at the awkward crowd and driver from a nearby bush

DEVILISH!

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I literally did this

Epic

>go over to friend's house
>he kicks my ass at Halo
>feed his dog some chocolate and go home

Haha prank'd

i wil be yuor frind mr spen

I jerked off to a chewing gum, let it dry until the gum absorbed the cum, and then offered it to my crush, did this several times.

sick prank bro

>go to one of the most expensive private schools in the country
>graduate and go on to make a living flipping burgers

FUCKING OWNED MUM N DAD HAHAHAHAHA

Great joke

haha I know right

i told my parents that i have friends

haha PRANKED

I pranked my parents by being a failure and doing nothing of my life. Classic prank, always funny

Absolute madmen

I shot an elastic band at my dumb fucking cat hahahah idiot cat can pwn3ed

>11th grade
>There's a sweet, girl who had her lost her legs in an car accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has 1 or 2 friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist, Im talking amazing talent.
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly becuase she has nobody
>We start to hang out outside of school, but not in front of people.
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal on ps1
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass, she worked on this stuff for years)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a week before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time.

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>Find cute girl
>we talk about what we're studying, what we want to do with our future carreers (this was at our college's library, she was looking over the pictures in my book)
>we have a pretty nice talk
>she actually invites me to her church
>say no
>never actually gave her my name
>she kisses me on the cheek to say goodbye, was expecting the usual smooch on one side smooch the other, goobye, she takes her time with a deep kiss on one of my cheeks
>ok
>never see her again because the day we met I don't normally have classes and that was my last semester
>go home and masturbate to futa on shota, self inserting as the shota obviously

Pranked
Haha

how many times did you refresh the page to check for (You's)?

comedy gold

wow you really showed her

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>post on Sup Forums

Absolutely devilish

>A 6/10 girl who had crush for me stared me in a bus and I just ignored and laughed
>PRANKD BRO

>fooled my parents that I actually have a life and that I'm not a complete fucking failure

Jest of the millenium João

>see kid with cancer
>kick him

hahahahaha

>Best friend has cancer for 10 months
>Stick by his side through it all
>Visit him in the hospital whenever he goes in for chemo
>Visit him at his house and play video games and banter like there's nothing wrong
>Spend the summer eating ice cream, watching the World Cup at his house, being lads
>After summer's over his condition gets worse and he basically has a week to live
>Chill with him in the hospital every day, he's asleep most of the time
>Last time I see him before he dies
>Watching my best friend of 10 years die in a bed
>This is my last chance to tell him from my heart that I love him and give him a teary goodbye and a true bro hug
>"O-okay Cameron, I'll see you tomorrow buddy!"
>Leave
>I didn't see him tomorrow buddy
Haha p-pranked bro...

>see hobo with a dog
>give a poisened sugar cube to the dog

I pranked my future self by dropping out of school and became a total loser.

lmao that faggot deserved it