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Anyone fancy getting punched in the head by me edition

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yeah

cara

making an arrangement

kill yourselves

This depression is no joke
Think I'm close to the end of my life

AMERICA

ah yes

Can't wait til he's prime minister and we have a gove-rnment

Just got that rad new 'WOOD' game everyone's talking about...

your mother has been playing with my wood all day lmfao

your fingers are revolting

So In a 1v1 fight what would win

An attack helicopter or one of them fighter planes

why have you got an australian copy m8?

>I identify my political views as alt right

*unsheathes stinger*

This is a girl I'd DEFINITELY put my willy inside of

Should we do it together?

Finished goading cretins on the Daily Mail's comment section.

Now time to shitpost on /brit/.

Alri pakis?!

It's not like he's throwing tea into the harbor.

lads...

tbf i'd put my willy inside at least 30% of the female population between the ages of 16 and 50

going on an ice cream run who wants what

EDIT: strawberry cornettos only

popplio is the best starter tbqh

Alri

>posts picture of Seolhyun

>30%
that's fuck all mate: from 18 - 30 I'd shag probably 70%

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communism idea: call our provinces republics so dumb nationalists forget theyre living under an autocracy

well i discounted all the ugly ones but i also discounted all the staceys that are no doubt ridden with stds so advanced that peta would protest if you tried to treat them

If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?

good lad

it would be extremely painful

Ta m8

Idea: call our provinces countries so dumb nationalists think Scotland and Wales are real

Seohyun > Seolhyun

having a go

Yes

Any lads play Killzone Shadow fall?

howling at people who get educations

ching > chong

after five years on the east coast, it was time to go home

Lad who was asking warp or wormhole, you still here? post empire

your alright m8

no

Solihull > seohyun > seohyun

grove street. home. at least, that is before everything went wrong.

solid banter, how common actually are those diseases?

from what I've heard about sex, they're not that common

too many wh*tes in public transport desu
(disclaimer: i am white. any racism in this post is for comedic purposes only)

Skewed by tube drivers only being in London

London teachers and police officers get paid more than those in the rest of the country too

racism is never funny desu

literally every normie has herpes and like 80% of them have chlamydia

LOL

Quite common 2bh know quite a lot of people who've had Chlamydia

i don't ever want to die

>look up lyrics to song by british band
>website uses american spelling

good post

Not playing this anymore because somehow I fucked up and got xeno sympathisers stuck on my colonies and they kept rioting every time I inslaved people

also yes

Well the results are in

I'm officially scared of sex

don't smoke

time, i won't ever give in
no matter how hard you pull me in
i know gravity ain't an excuse
just want to make things a little more smooth

some normies try to delude themselves into thinking that herpes isn't a big deal but there's strong evidence it causes alzheimers

i'd keep it in your pants if i were you

you can only get mouth herpes if they have an open sore right?

How many downvotes have you got on Mail Online?

I've got over 10,000

man, the last 3% of this torrent just doesn't want to download

link ur account la
could use a cheeky giggle

only if you sit on a toilet seat mouth-first

Use a condom

you must be leftie scum

*holds up spork*
H3Y 3VE3Y0NE!!!!111

condoms don't prevent stds

JUST LET ME FUCKING SEED IT FOR YOU

Fuck off

t. catholic church

haven't read a single word any of you spackers have typed, don't know why you're even bothering tbqhwy

Have you even actually read the Mail Online comments section? It's mainly people who hate the Daily Mail and their celeb-driven agenda, you silly paki bastard

Sitting in a fish and chipper

GOT THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN I DON'T EVEN NEED A PENCIL

ur mum gave me every std known to man

Oy maayyte

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need to purchase a sersh gf soon

it's mainly supporters of the UKIP party

My population are all still human and I intend to keep it that way when I read horror stories like that, made the mistake of choosing slow breeders though so I want more pops but don't want xeno scum

and no

*glances at the israeli flag*
*notices there's no pornographic webm*
hmm.. what to do with this information

They do, not 100% but more than by not using one

please be sershlad

how are you going to seed it if you can't get any seeds?

post porn of your own

runts are getting out of hand

how are your euro 2016 sticker books coming along lads? nearly finished sweden today

Fuck me why is it cold when it was like 30 degrees yesterday

Was just wanking to a porno with a paki woman and then she says 'oh yes, I unleashed my curry cum'

Had to stop because I laughed too much

only completed scotland so far

Really need a hug.

heh global ""warming"" for you

How did they qualify

>t. Rasheed

finished nothern ireland

Confirmed paki not having a clue.

don't think you know what that word means bruce

Why did Thailad stop using Skype >.

not going to explain the joke desu

can you get an STD on the way out of your mum as you're being born?

umm when you download a torrent you also upload some of your internet so other people can download the torrent as well... i think that's how it works anyway