Anyone fancy getting punched in the head by me edition
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yeah
cara
making an arrangement
kill yourselves
This depression is no joke
Think I'm close to the end of my life
AMERICA
ah yes
Can't wait til he's prime minister and we have a gove-rnment
Just got that rad new 'WOOD' game everyone's talking about...
your mother has been playing with my wood all day lmfao
your fingers are revolting
So In a 1v1 fight what would win
An attack helicopter or one of them fighter planes
why have you got an australian copy m8?
>I identify my political views as alt right
*unsheathes stinger*
This is a girl I'd DEFINITELY put my willy inside of
Should we do it together?
Finished goading cretins on the Daily Mail's comment section.
Now time to shitpost on /brit/.
Alri pakis?!
It's not like he's throwing tea into the harbor.
lads...
tbf i'd put my willy inside at least 30% of the female population between the ages of 16 and 50
going on an ice cream run who wants what
EDIT: strawberry cornettos only
popplio is the best starter tbqh
Alri
>posts picture of Seolhyun
>30%
that's fuck all mate: from 18 - 30 I'd shag probably 70%
communism idea: call our provinces republics so dumb nationalists forget theyre living under an autocracy
well i discounted all the ugly ones but i also discounted all the staceys that are no doubt ridden with stds so advanced that peta would protest if you tried to treat them
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
good lad
it would be extremely painful
Ta m8
Idea: call our provinces countries so dumb nationalists think Scotland and Wales are real
Seohyun > Seolhyun
having a go
Yes
Any lads play Killzone Shadow fall?
howling at people who get educations
ching > chong
after five years on the east coast, it was time to go home
Lad who was asking warp or wormhole, you still here? post empire
your alright m8
no
Solihull > seohyun > seohyun
grove street. home. at least, that is before everything went wrong.
solid banter, how common actually are those diseases?
from what I've heard about sex, they're not that common
too many wh*tes in public transport desu
(disclaimer: i am white. any racism in this post is for comedic purposes only)
Skewed by tube drivers only being in London
London teachers and police officers get paid more than those in the rest of the country too
racism is never funny desu
literally every normie has herpes and like 80% of them have chlamydia
LOL
Quite common 2bh know quite a lot of people who've had Chlamydia
i don't ever want to die
>look up lyrics to song by british band
>website uses american spelling
good post
Not playing this anymore because somehow I fucked up and got xeno sympathisers stuck on my colonies and they kept rioting every time I inslaved people
also yes
Well the results are in
I'm officially scared of sex
don't smoke
time, i won't ever give in
no matter how hard you pull me in
i know gravity ain't an excuse
just want to make things a little more smooth
some normies try to delude themselves into thinking that herpes isn't a big deal but there's strong evidence it causes alzheimers
i'd keep it in your pants if i were you
you can only get mouth herpes if they have an open sore right?
How many downvotes have you got on Mail Online?
I've got over 10,000
man, the last 3% of this torrent just doesn't want to download
link ur account la
could use a cheeky giggle
only if you sit on a toilet seat mouth-first
Use a condom
you must be leftie scum
*holds up spork*
H3Y 3VE3Y0NE!!!!111
condoms don't prevent stds
JUST LET ME FUCKING SEED IT FOR YOU
Fuck off
t. catholic church
haven't read a single word any of you spackers have typed, don't know why you're even bothering tbqhwy
Have you even actually read the Mail Online comments section? It's mainly people who hate the Daily Mail and their celeb-driven agenda, you silly paki bastard
Sitting in a fish and chipper
GOT THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN I DON'T EVEN NEED A PENCIL
ur mum gave me every std known to man
Oy maayyte
youtube.com
need to purchase a sersh gf soon
it's mainly supporters of the UKIP party
My population are all still human and I intend to keep it that way when I read horror stories like that, made the mistake of choosing slow breeders though so I want more pops but don't want xeno scum
and no
*glances at the israeli flag*
*notices there's no pornographic webm*
hmm.. what to do with this information
They do, not 100% but more than by not using one
please be sershlad
how are you going to seed it if you can't get any seeds?
post porn of your own
runts are getting out of hand
how are your euro 2016 sticker books coming along lads? nearly finished sweden today
Fuck me why is it cold when it was like 30 degrees yesterday
Was just wanking to a porno with a paki woman and then she says 'oh yes, I unleashed my curry cum'
Had to stop because I laughed too much
only completed scotland so far
Really need a hug.
heh global ""warming"" for you
How did they qualify
>t. Rasheed
finished nothern ireland
Confirmed paki not having a clue.
don't think you know what that word means bruce
Why did Thailad stop using Skype >.
not going to explain the joke desu
can you get an STD on the way out of your mum as you're being born?
umm when you download a torrent you also upload some of your internet so other people can download the torrent as well... i think that's how it works anyway