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no waifu, no laifu edition

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I want a European to lick my tight butthole.

How was your Friday the 13th, 2 days after the devil incarnate was born?

I want a tight butthole to lick my European

when i grow up i'm gonna be a serial killer
i just know it
nothing can stop me now!

what if dutdut kills you

Is there flip anime?

he is going to be my batman! and i'm the joker!

Hai hai apa kabar kawan
Siapkah kau untuk melangkahi masalahmu hadapi esok pagi
Hai hai apa kabar kawan
Siapkah kau untuk melangkah kemasa depan menantikan pelangi

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are you intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humour?

Why is /asean/ so gay? Oh god all these gays everywhere lately this is scaring me

>If I'm going to kill myself, I'll kill all of my classmates and professors first. So when that happens, you'll know it's me.

Will the beta uprising start in the Philippines?

It's not gay when we are all girls

Not with Dudut

Actually, does anyone know if the gun laws will change in Philippines under Duterte, or will you still be able to posses AR-15's for practical sport shooting?

Calm down. Here's (you)r qt pepe

What's up with all these western Europeans being gay though? A Swedish cuck was hitting on me last time

Maybe it's coz you are cute :3

If girls aren't doing gay things, then what are they good for?

Im gay. And im a man.

I thought you are a feminist

evens I make myself eat today
odds I go another day without eating

good you need less chub chub mister fatty

hi guise
i wanted to introduce mai waifu to you

cheers

>flip anime
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This is my waifu, I like to call her iza in short for izayoi

very professional looking, does she like creampie?

I want a 2d lesbian dominated world

So do I. But not before I fug some qts with my sword

Just realised that Konosuba gets me, in a primal level
>learn to use steal
>steals panties
>have a masochistic woman on the team

d-does the sowrd suppose to represent something else?

Of course. By sword, I meant my dick which will be live giving. It'll nourish the seeds of future qts to be born into this world.

t-truly noble goal desu, my calling in this world is to find lonely qt wives and impregnate

We must sow the seeds of the future through this Jihad. Allahu Akbar

Soz I only Crusade. Deus vult!

Brunei qt just told me that her neighbour, who is a grill is crying really hard. Apparently, she thinks that some french black dude (who could be her ex came into her house and "beat her up". Now it's really silent, I asked her if she wants me to come over to check, but she doesn't want to as I might get beaten up. She also wouldn't stop talking about it, despite telling me she doesn't want to get involve, jeez I swer

They're having a threesome.

I'm stuck doing finance assignment with my friend and here you are talking to girls....I'm jelly baka!! I had been slaving off trying to get muh ratios done and hitting finance and accounting books in desparation of meeting the minimum number of sources needed. I'm pissed off that my group didn't even reply to me when I asked for their ratios. Just fuck!!

nah mang Brunei qt said she heard thing getting hit. Apparently, she looks like Evangelline Lilly (pic related), I can't just let some surrender monkey niggers beat her up mang, it's inhuman.

I agree. While assignment fuck me, Brunei cuck Flipbong

>tfw those /h/ fucks won't share the download link
>tfw they want you to buy the game
Fucking cunts I tell you what

Maybe it's just 50 shades of grey

50 shade of black you mean

Brunei is getting blackjack ;)

Assalamualaikum?

me on the left my gf on the right

It already did when cuts won when you think about it

Dutdut*

The cute city of Lucena

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HILO DE REFLEXION Y DISCUSION SERIA

ANTES SE PODIA TENER BUENA DISCUSION

AHORA SOLO SON POLITICAS Y ANIME

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT MARCOS MADE THE NPA STRONGER BY DECLARING WAR ON THEM.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT BONGBONG WAS NOT A DINDU, RIDING ON HIS FATHER'S DIRTY COATTAILS AND PROFITING FROM IT

THREADLY REMINDER THAT MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY'S AILS ARE BOTH MARCOS' AND HIS CRONIES' FAULT, BOTH OF WHICH ARE STILL LIVING DECADENT LIVES UP UNTIL TODAY

THREADLY REMINDER THAT THE ONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM ARE MAJOR C.UCKS WHO DRUNK THE PRO-MARCOS KOOLAID AND NEVER DO ANY FACT CHECKS IN THEIR LIFE

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bong bong didn't win as VP, chill the fuck out

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wow stop posting anytime

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BONGBONG MACROSS WILL MAKE ANIME REAL

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